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today at dinner me and my brother were telling bad jokes and he says the joke that’s like

‘what concert costs 45 cents?’ '50 cent ft. nickelback’

and i was like thats such an old joke but i chuckled anyway

then he goes 'get it bc nickel is like 5 cents’

anD THAT WAS THE MOMENT THAT I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE JOKE I GENUINELY THOUGHT IT WAS BC PEOPLE DIDNT LIKE NICKELBACK SO IT MAKES IT CHEAPER BUT ITS LIKE TAKE A NICKEL bAKC

cosmocrat- answered your question: if someone has to wake up at 6:30am WHAT TIME…

i have to wake up at that time for work, and i get back from work at 7.30 HA HA HA. uh i sleep at around 10-11.

reblogfailed answered your question: if someone has to wake up at 6:30am WHAT TIME…

I have to get up at 5am everyday but I normally go to bed at like 10/11

asassycreep answered your question: if someone has to wake up at 6:30am WHAT TIME…

10-11 woo :)

everyone’s said 10-11 and it is now 11:30 OK THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

it shouldn’t have to take a shooting that kills kids to realize that america needs to tighten their gun rules

its not like this is the first school shooting and it sure as hell won’t be the last if nothing is done about this.

  • *Me in line at Mc Donalds where there is a cute cashier*
  • In my head:Can I have a small chocolate milkshake
  • In my head:Can I have a small chocolate milkshake
  • In my head:Can I have a small chocolate milkshake
  • In my head:Can I have a small chocolate milkshake
  • Cashier:Hello, what can I get for you?
  • Me:Um a small chocotale... i mean... chocolate milkak.... milk... um milkshake?
  • Cashier:So a small chocolate milkshake?
  • Me:*nods before handing money*
  • I CANT EVEN ORDER A FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE