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Zoya's Shayri

Episode 5:
Dieting karvaye akle ko, akle hoi hai moti,
Dieting karvaye akle ko, akle hoi hai moti,
How will you kicher that, when there is no choti!

Episode 6:
Meter se lambha kilometer, kilometer se lambhi meall,
Meter se lambha kilometer, kilometer se lambhi meall,
Please don’t break it api, you agreed on a deal.

Episode 7:
Unhoni ko honi karde, honi ko unhoni,
Unhoni ko honi karde, honi ko unhoni,
Handsome and dashing Mahendar Singh Dhoni.

Episode 9:
Aapke ghar me mohabbat hai iss kadar chahe hoi,
Aapke ghar me mohabbat hai iss kadar chahe hoi,
Deeware tak lovers hai, kono me mila karti hai.

Episode 10:
Ruhani sukoon aur dil mein chein hona chaheye,
Ruhani sukoon aur dil mein chein hona chaheye,
Aapka naam Asad nahi, chairman hona chaheye.

Unhoni ko honi karde, honi ko unhoni,
Unhoni ko honi karde, honi ko unhoni,
Hot and handsome Mahendar Singh Dhoni.

Episode 14:
Tirchi topi waale, akle pe par gaye taale,
Dil toh already teh, ab moh bhi honge kaale.

Episode 15:
Baato mein ho meetas toh lagta hai banda nek,
Baato mein ho meetas toh lagta hai banda nek,
Karvi baathe bhool jaye, have some chocolate cake.

Episode 20:
Na zolf ka saaya dehka hai, na zolf se kabhi kelah hai,
Na zolf ka saaya dehka hai, na zolf se kabhi kelah hai,
Wo body builder kya jaane asli zolfe kya hoti hai.

Episode 23:
Theree nazar se ashiq gahel ho jaa ta ha,
Theree nazar se ashiq gahel ho jaa ta ha,
Bina mobile ke insaan, immobile ho jaa ta hai.

Bus ke peeche truck, truck ke peeche lorry,
Bus ke peeche truck, truck ke peeche lorry,
Phone teeke karvane se pehle, kehna parega sorry.

Episode 28:
Aag daare he pani se, aur doolat daarti karki se,
Aag daare he pani se, aur doolat daarti karki se,
Mr Asad Ahmed Khan haar gaye, sono aj ek larki se.

Episode 32:
Aannkhon se hoi bowling, gira dil ka wicket,
Aannkhon se hoi bowling, gira dil ka wicket
Mohabbat ki duniya ka, yeh hai special ticket.

Ek to khoobsoorat, phir ada neke waali,
Ek to khoobsoorat, phir ada neke waali,
Baari hi awesome hai,yeh Zoya cake waali.

Episode 44:
Haan pareshaan hoon mein, lagta nahi kuch saahi,
Haan pareshaan hoon mein, lagta nahi kuch saahi,
Mere Shah Rukh Kaan mein johmka hai, Salmaan Kaan mein nahi.

Episode 54:
Soi mein jaata hai dhaga, button goes in the caff,
Soi mein jaata hai dhaga, button goes in the caff,
Aap tu jaanti hi hoongi apne saihibzaade ke raaz.

Episode 57:
Marne ke baad heaven dike, har kisi ki yeh manat hai,
Marne ke baad heaven dike, har kisi ki yeh manat hai,
Aapke bina Bhopal mein theen din? Bhopal tu jannat hai.

Episode 78:
Jahpanna Six Packs kab kahenge mujhe koi milgaya?
Jahpanna Six Packs kab kahenge mujhe koi milgaya?
App pyaar mein gire ge aur kahe gien, “Oh no, mera gotna chil gaya!”

Jab hojaye galati toh mang lo apology,
Jab hojaye galati toh mang lo apology,
Aur jab kaam atak jaye, tu use karo technology.

Episode 79:
Jiske challe jaane se dance floor hoja ti hai bewa,
Jiske challe jaane se dance floor hoja ti hai bewa,
Trust me aapke under bhi chupa hoa hai esa hi ek prabhu deva.

Mere humsafar na baniye, hume akele ki adat hai,
Mere humsafar na baniye, hume akele ki adat hai,
Zooban ko mishri na baniye hume karele ki adat hai!

Episode 80:
Toot jaye ga dil mera, soul bhi hogi hurt,
Toot jaye ga dil mera, soul bhi hogi hurt,
If you don’t let silow your shirt!

Omg, this took me forever! But anyways, I tried to type up all of Zoya’s shayri from day 1 and I probably have missed out some of it as I skipped parts in the episodes. Please tell me if I have missed out any and I’ll add it. And wow this is officially the longest post I’ve ever posted!  

I’ve also got to say, wow we have reached 80 episodes! MA! Haha :)

Edit: I will update the all the recent Zoya shayri’s whenever I have time to rewatch QH…. 

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-Khuda Jaane Qubool Hai

Meh… I don’t think this is good… But it’s better than my artwork…

To all the other people who gave suggestions, I will try to make vms from the songs suggested :) And I’m going to do Jeene Laga Hoon next, for whenever I have time…