as you can see this shit hit me really hard

the walking dead starters ( season 7 episode 1.)

( also known as the meme that will destroy your soul. or as the meme where 98% is negan quotes.!!! SPOILER ALERT !!! IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED FIRST EP OF SEASON 7 YET !!!

  • “ what? was the joke that bad?”
  • “ i’m gonna kill you.”
  • “ what? i didn’t quite catch that. you’re gonna have to speak up.”
  • “ not today. not tomorrow… but i’m gonna kill you.”
  • “ well, we can just turn these people inside out, won’t we? i mean, the one’s that are left.”
  • “ let’s go for a ride.”
  • “ wow, what a piece of shit!”
  • “ ‘i’m gonna kill you’ - are you kiddin’ me?”
  • “ did you see what just happened, what i just did?”
  • “ your best chance is to stand up, grab that ax, and drive it through the back of my head.”
  • “ keep actin’ tough.”
  • “ go ahead. grab the damn ax.”
  • “ drop it.”
  • “ don’t make me get up again.”
  • “ well, look at that. dawn is breakin’. it’s a brand-new day.”
  • “ i want you to think about what could’ve happened. think about what happened. and think about what can still happen.”
  • “ that remind you of anybody you know?”
  • “ you are mine.”
  • “ let’s be friends.”
  • “ no. doesn’t work like that, ___. not anymore.”
  • “ think about what happened.”
  • “ i simply cannot decide.”
  • “ i got an idea. eenie… meenie… miney….”
  • “ you can breathe. you can blink. you can cry. hell, you’re all gonna be doin’ that.”
  • “ oh! look at that! taking it like a CHAMP!”
  • “ suck. my. nuts.”
  • “ did you hear that?”
  • “ oh, my goodness! look at this!”
  • “ sweetheart, lay your eyes on this.”
  • “ oh damn… were you– were you together?”
  • “ that sucks.”
  • “ you should know, there was a reason for all this.”
  • “ he just took one, or six or seven for the team!”
  • “ so take a damn look.”
  • “ take a damn look!”
  • “ that? oh, my! that. that is a no-no.”
  • “ that whole thing, not one bit of that shit flies here.”
  • “ do you want me to do it?”
  • “ no, you don’t kill them… not until you try a little.”
  • “ that’s not how it works.”
  • “ now, i already told you, first one’s free, then – what’d i say?”
  • “ i said i would shut that shit down! no exceptions.”
  • “ now, i don’t know what kind of lying assholes you’ve been dealing with, but i’m a man of my word.”
  • “ first impressions are important.”
  • “ i need you to know me.”
  • “ buddy, you still there?”
  • “ i just don’t know. it seems like you’re trying to speak, but you just took a hell of a hit!”
  • “ -and it is gross as shit!”
  • “ oh… oh, hell, i can see this is hard on you.”
  • “ i am sorry. i truly am. but i did say it; no exceptions!”
  • “ you bunch of pussies. i’m just gettin’ started.”
  • “ she is a vampire bat.”
  • “ people died, ___. it’s what happened. doesn’t mean the rest of ’em have to.”
  • “ i thought you were the guy, ___. maybe you’re not.”
  • “ we’ll give it one more go. now i really want you to try this time.”
  • “ last chance.”
  • “ clock is ticking, ___! think about what could still happen.”
  • “ we’re here, prick.”
  • “ this must be hard for you, right?”
  • “ i mean, you have been king shit for so long.”
  • “ that is some screwed up shit!”
  • “ you were in charge. hell, you were probably addicted to it.”
  • “ you can still lead a nice, productive life, producing for me.”
  • “ i think you’re gonna need it. i just got a feelin’. so take it.”
  • “ speak when you’re spoken to!”
  • “ the way that you looked at me, i wanted to change that.”
  • “ i wanted you to understand. but you’re still looking at me the same damn way.”
  • “ do i give you another chance?”
  • “ and here it is, the grand-prize game.”
  • “ what you do next will decide whether you crap day becomes everyone’s last crap day, or just another crap day.”
  • “ you a south-paw?”
  • “ am i a what?”
  • “ that hurt? should. it’s supposed to.”
  • “ get down on the ground. spread them wings!”
  • “ you got a pen?”
  • “ sorry, kid.”
  • “ please, please. please don’t.”
  • “ please don’t.”
  • “ me? i ain’t doin’ shit.”
  • “ now, i know- i know, you’re gonna have to process that for a second. still though, i’m gonna need you to do it, or all these people are gonna die.”
  • “ i’m gonna keep you breathing for a few years, just so you can stew on it.”
  • “ you- you don’t have to do this.”
  • “ now, i know this is a screwed-up thing to ask.”
  • “ it can- it can- it can be me. it can be me. y-you can do it to me.”
  • “ i c- i can go with- with you.”
  • “ no. this is the only way.”
  • “ not making a decision is a BIG decision.”
  • “ you really want to see all these people die? you will. you will see every. ugly. thing.”
  • “ oh, my god. are you gonna make me count?”
  • “ okay, you win. i am counting. three!”
  • “ please! please! it can be me! please!”
  • “ please, don’t do- ah… ahhh!”
  • “ just do it.”
  • “ you answer to me. you provide for me. you belong to me. right?”
  • “ that is the look i wanted to see.”
  • “ we did it. all of us, together. even the dead guys on the ground. hell, they get the spirit award, for sure!”
  • “ today was a productive damn day!”
  • “ now, i hope, for all your sake, that you get it now… that you understand how things work.”
  • “ things have changed.”
  • “ whatever you had going for you, that is over now.”
  • “ he’s got guts. not a little bitch like someone i know.”
  • “ i like him. he’s mine now.”
  • “ but you still wanna try something, i will cut pieces off of… hell’s his name?”
  • “ wow, that actually sounds right.”
  • “ i will cut pieces off of ___ and put them on your doorstep - or better yet,  i will bring ___ to you and have you do it for me.”
  • “ welcome to a brand-new beginning, you sorry shits!”
  • “ you need to sit down.”
  • “ you need to go get ready. to fight them.”
  • “ we would die, all of us.”
  • “ go home. take everybody with you. i can get there by myself.”
  • “ you can barely stand up.”
  • “ you were out– out here for me.”
  • “ i can make it now, i need you to go back, i can’t have you out here.”
  • “ we’re not letting you go, okay?”
  • “ it’s not gonna happen.”
  • “ i’m not giving you a choice.”
  • “ i need to do this, please.”
  • “ i got it.”
  • “ pl- pl- please let us.”
  • “ he- he’s out family t- he’s our family, too.”

anonymous asked:

How would you handle someone cursing you? I think one of my ex's cursed me. Using sheer will more than ritual. People will snicker but, you know, the power intention. Being a petty bitch I've written by own original, scorching and air tight curse, just unhinged my jaw over her tin foil crown and let a leviathan-isque amount of fun times pour down on her and yet... I don't want to stoop down to her level. Listen I'm trying to be "good." I'm not sure what to do.

The best curse I ever laid was never a curse at all. Just a damn good act. I picked up a pencil, stared at my “victim”, snapped the pencil and laid the pieces down in a cross. Everything that happened to her that day were all the consequences of her own actions. I didn’t do shit. She worked herself up into a frenzy, got careless, and snatched her own ass for me. (Playing up to a reputation? Me?)

You think you have been cursed. What have you done to confirm or deny that suspicion? If the wind blows your fart back in your face, is it because you were “cursed” or because your meal was garlic heavy?

I’m not snickering. I’m warning. Running a race fueled by supposition and assumptions is a good way to hurt yourself. So before you start throwing specific countermeasures, go with the general:

  • Take a bath/shower.
  • Make your normal offerings (if you do), then add a little extra for covering.
  • Wash/clean/cleanse your personal things.
  • Get some outdoor time and make peace there.
  • Get some indoor/quiet time and make peace with yourself.
  • Count your debts. Do you owe anyone/thing a favor/apology/promise? Fulfill it to the best of your ability.

Now get your favorite divination tools/friends and start asking the hard questions:

  • Are you cursed/hexed/crossed/opposed? (Yes/No/Maybe)
  • Are the present circumstances against you? (Yes/No/Maybe) Ask this regardless of the outcome of the previous question.
  • If you are cursed/hexed/crossed/opposed, did you bring this on yourself? (Yes/No/Maybe) Who knows, maybe you stepped on a grave and didn’t know it. Dead be fickle shits sometimes.
  • If the present circumstances are against you, is there anything you can do about it other than just ride it out? (Yes/No/Maybe) See also: Retrogrades. (Which really don’t hit me but I’ve watched other people just lose their shit, their partner’s shit, and their dog’s shit.)
  • If you are cursed/hexed/crossed/opposed, what specifically should you do to reflect/reverse/refuse/redeem it? (Open ended question. Pay attention to the details in the answers.)
  • If you can do something about the present circumstances, what can you do about it? (You may not like the answers here, and may choose to just ride it out. Sometimes the cure is worse than the illness.)
  • Do your suspect ex have anything to do with the above? (Yes/No/Maybe) There is a reason I saved this question for this point. If someone wants to get you via magic/woo/prayer and if they have any sense in their head, they are going to cover their tracks as best as they can. You already have some shit going with the ex, so of course it would make perfect sense that your ex would be up to some shit with you. But the Living are just as fickle as the Dead, and not all Friends are friendly.
  • What do you need to know right now about this situation? Pay very fucking close attention to this answer. It will always be surprising, and you may have your assumptions chucked out the window.
  • What do you need to do right now? Whatever your answer is, do it.

If, after all that, you still wanna drop that keg of kick-ass on your ex, then that is your decision to make and your consequences to bear. But at least make sure you are dropping it on the right person for the right reasons as what makes sense to you.

I am not a lawyer, cosmic or otherwise, so I can’t and won’t make any judgement calls about your plans, your intent, or your justifications. I will tell you to make sure you are in the right before you pull that lever.

Right. Begin.

You guys, no fucking words can describe how absolutely proud and happy I am of these boys. They’ve made it so far, they’ve become so big and well known, they’ve achieved such incredible and absolutely amazing things, and I can’t stress enough how happy I am for them. I shit you not, I was definitely in tears, watching them win the award, seeing all of their beautiful smiles, the people that they look up to, standing up and clapping for them. That shit was beautiful, but, you know what really hit me? The fact that, when Namjoon gave his speech, the first fucking words that came out from his mouth, was ‘Army’. Namjoon truly is, such an amazing leader, he must feel so proud of their achievements, and needless to say, I definitely am too. All of their hard work has most definitely payed up, and look where they’ve gotten themselves, making history. Truly legends. Absolutely. Fucking. Legends.

Reactions to OITNB (spoilers)

-Could Piper and Alex be any more boring? 

-Laura Prepon’s line delivery was shoddy as fuck

-Tucky made me cry when she was talking to her babies in ep. 1. And at various other times this season. I sympathize too hard. Lemme hug you ;_;

-Taystee also got me pretty bad. That moment when the reality of Vee hits her? Sheeeeit :(

-And Boo. You can tell the actress really feels her character.

-That Norma shit got old real quick

-I am now in love with Flaca

-Caputo is just a chill guy stuck under the man’s big toe. Poor dude

-Angie cracks me the fuck up

-Fucking Chang kicks ass. The Frito crushing scene was one of the best things I’ve ever seen

-Sofia’s situation is heartbreaking

-Poussey is the cutest

-I’m glad to see the show touching on the topic of depression a little bit. Poor Soso. 

-I fucking knew that gross security guard was bad news when O'Neal was talking shit on red velvet and he didn’t even dispute it

-Awesome commentary on corporate bullshit and the failings of privatized prisons and capitalism in general

-Caesar is both hot and scary as shit

-Ruby Rose is hot too, but totally shoehorned in. I’m guessing she’s there in case Laura Prepon ends up not sticking around. That would also explain Alex’s cliffhanger.

-Red and Healy draw a huge “Ew no” response from me but I sense he’s very capable of a redemption arc

-I fuckin’ love Poussey and Taystee’s love for books. It’s adorable. That funeral thing is something my friends and I totally would’ve done back in the day.

-Big Cindy is such an asshole but its so funny

Um…that’s all I got for now. So many good things in this show tho

Happy New Year!

A/N: Happy New Year! I wrote this today and I’m sorry it’s so short and unbeta-ed (there are probably mistakes!!). I wanted to post at least something for you guys. I’m not really happy with the result, but maybe you’ll enjoy it nonetheless.

I hope everyone gets to spend tonight with people they love, whether that’s friends or family. I also hope this new year brings good things for all of you because you deserve it.

~~~

“Will you get out of here already?” Daisy clucks, checking Percy with her hip as she folds her apron neatly over her forearm. Her cheeks spread wide into the same toothy grin that Percy remembers since he started working for her over five years ago, and she points her chin toward the door.

Percy looks at the clock. 8:50pm. Only about three hours left until the new year. And although he normally doesn’t mind spending time at work, this is the one night he’s not that enthusiastic about wiping down tables and serving baked goods.

He frowns, feeling guilty about his lackluster performance all night. He must have been edgy enough for Daisy to take notice of his noninterest in work, which makes him feel bad. She’s always so good to him.

“No, no, it’s okay, I have tables to wipe down and dishes in the back,” he replies, gritting his teeth and resolving to get the job done before his shift ends at 9:00. He refuses to leave early, especially when his responsibilities aren’t finished.

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