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Worlds 2017

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  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*

so i can’t go to my blog, it just redirects me to my dashboard and opens up from there. help me, please? i can look at other people’s pages, just not my own.  

**Edit: so i found a solution so hopefully this works for others as well.

to fix this, just go to your blog settings and under privacy, enable/turn on the “allow logged-out users to see this blog” feature. hopefully now you can go to your blog regularly since that seemed to work for me as well as a couple other bloggers i’ve messaged with this advice .

About a month ago (probably more I have no concept of time) @strawberryparade tagged me in this tag and I couldn’t do it because I do not have a phone so after a month of self loathing I remembered that I can draw and stole someone’s phone (borrowed is a better word but I’m sticking to stole) so here is a drawing of me knowing my poor choices so I refer to an awkward peace sign as the sugar donut that is Nicole looks at me with disbelief and regret of ever tagging me (in my defense I was so in awe of her beauty that I was in shock and couldn’t draw this sooner) 

  • I was a little dubious about this film until I saw someone praise its use of appropriate background actors/actresses, and had time to kill today.
  • So I went to see The Great Wall.
  • Seriously, go watch it.
  • It made me laugh, and cry, a mouth fall open in awe.
  • It's beautiful, it's stunning in design for costume and CGI and sets and everything.
  • All the battle scenes are SUPERB, and the crane corps - just wow.
  • Seriously, a whole regimental section for women alone cos they're BETTER at it.
  • *fans self* and the main lady, she's... well. I was sitting there quite glad I didn't have any friends with me cos they would have laughed so hard we'd be kicked out.
  • I was completely besotted with Commander Lin.
  • Which brings me on to romance - there is refreshingly NONE, so happy about this!
  • JUST GO SEE IT ASAP. I have no help for you if you don't.
Dirty Aunt sensei's take on tattoo culture =_=;
  • Me (always in English): Yeah I have four tattoos, going to be five in August.
  • DA sensei (always in Japanese): So you can't go to onsen.
  • Me: Yes I can.
  • DA sensei: Onsens say tattoos aren't allowed. They're not allowed anywhere really.
  • Me: They let me and other tattooed people in tho...
  • DA sensei: Bet you didn't get the tattoos in Japan.
  • Me: I got my biggest and my smallest both in Aomori actually.
  • DA sensei: Hmm, well I bet because you're foreign-
  • Me (in Japanese): No not true. Not always. I see tattooed Japanese women in the bath too, at the same time as me. They exist. Tattoo culture in Japan exists, even if it's different.
  • DA sensei: No.
  • Me: ... you can't tell me NO to something I'm telling you is part of life here lol
  • DA sensei: I'm just sayin'... no.
  • Quiet-Gal sensei, who has been silently observing our goings-on up until now (in Japanese): When I was in uni, I wanted a butterfly on my coochie, so that when I spread my legs, it would flap its wings.
  • DA sensei: ...
  • Me: ...
  • DA sensei: I mean... did you do it?
  • QG sensei: Ah no, he drew one line with the needle and it hurt so I stopped.
  • (the room kind of dissolves into laughter and the teacher spends 10 mins trying to demonstrate and convince us that it would have been a very funny, very cute idea to have a butterfly hooha)
  • DA sensei, to me, as she walks me out: You're silly, yknow.
  • Me: Nah. I'm matching my physical image to my mental one. And my mental image has tattoos.
  • DA sensei, very fondly: Silly girl.
  • <3

anonymous asked:

I saw that tweet from Zayn last night and I just knew what people's reaction would be. isn't that awful that I saw Zayn doing something for someone else and among my first thoughts was "this isn't going to over well" instead of "what a good thing for him to". I didn't see anyone making a fuss over Louis not giving Sally the full amount when she ran the marathon.

Hi anon

Honestly it’s pathetic.

I see people saying sometimes ‘Oh but you can’t blame people for hating Zayn’

Why cause he left 1d? And we can argue all day about the reasons left but actually no there is NO justification for the hatred.

Because in a lot of cases as has been said so many times before, the reasons are so much more pernicious and sinister.

I will never understand also this 'my blog my right to say whatever I want’ argument either when it comes to lies, slander and/or racism.

Our blogs should never be about hate of anyone in my opinion but it’s particularly depressing when Zayn merely asked for people to help in any way, not just financially, and actually all we’re doing is distracting from the person that needs the help so I’ll shut up now.

Listening to the Hunchback of Notre Dame musical OST for the first time
  • Olim: how did they make the intro to the movie richer and prettier aaah I love all the layers of voices
  • Bells of Notre Dame: HOLY HELL THAT INTRO. It's weird to hear the first verse with no French accent but I like how it's a group number now. THEY INCLUDED JEHANNNNNNNN. THEY INCLUDED JEHAN I CANNOT OMGOMGOMGOMFG. JEHAAAANNNN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS LITTLE SHIT. KARA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS I AM SCREAMING. That's really interesting that they made Quasi Jehan's son. It's less dramatic than the move but I like it a lot. PRETTY CHOIR. DAT HIGH NOTE.
  • Out There: Patrick Page's Frollo is delightfully creepy. More so than his Scar. Quasi needs all of the hugs ohmygod. I wasn't so sure about his voice at first but then it got into the song and now I can get behind this :)
  • Topsy Turvy Pt 1: I like having more crowd numbers. Quasi's interludes are so sweet though it's breaking my heart knowing it all falls to shit.
  • Rest and Recreation: Why did they change Phoebus's last name? I love when they include musical themes from the movies in the stage's songs- they've been doing it since BatB and I love it. Great Douchebag Phoebus is back.
  • Rhythm of the Tambourine: oh FUCK YES. I am SO glad they made her dance a full number of its own.
  • Topsy Turvy Pt 2: I'm sure this scene is longer in the full version. The whole King of Fools part feels REALLY abridged on the soundtrack.
  • Into Notre Dame: I'm pretty sure it wasn't necessary to do this to my heart
  • God Help the Outcasts: WOW.
  • Top of the World: Once in every shoooowww there comes a song like thiiiis.... Ugh are the gargoyles here? WHY. They're a little more palatable here than in the movie at least.
  • Tavern Song: These dark minor chord dance numbers are my aesthetic
  • Heaven's Light: Someone please hug Quasi
  • Esmeralda: why is this melody so bright and jaunty? And who says "punished" like that? Brothels in a Disney show. I don't know why I'm surprised because HoND has always been edgier than most Disney and this is coming directly after freaking Hellfire. But still damn. Yay for Phoebus not being a douche anymore! Seriously this song sounds like something out of Les Mis.
  • Flight into Egypt: the statues are slightly more palatable here. This is still a weak point but it's not A Guy Like You. I'm pretty amused that that was cut lol
  • The Court of Miracles: this scene is so funny in the movie and it's actually quite scary here. Amazing what a key change can do!
  • In a Place of Miracles: Have I mentioned this week that I don't like Phoebus? Nice to see a cut song make it back in, though. And they didn't go full bookPhoebus which is nice. Someone please hug Quasi :'(
  • Justice in Paris: well that escalated quickly.
  • Someday: I LOVE that this made it back in, too. I love God Help the Outcasts but it's always sad when a good song gets replaced. And it found new life that isn't the terrible credits version!
  • While the City Slumbered: Not entirely sure that needed its own track
  • Made of Stone: DAAAAMN. So angsty. So powerful. HELL YES. But poor baby ;-;
  • Finale: YESSSS IT'S JUST AS EPIC AS THE MOVIE. I WOULD LITERALLY KILL PEOPLE TO SEE THIS LIVE THIS CHOIR IS AMAZING fuck yeah Sun God. I do not say that lightly. I WANT TO SEE THE MOLTEN LEAD ON STAGE :O. OH MY GOD DID THEY ACTUALLY KEEP THE ORIGINAL ENDING. MY HEART. NO. ;-; Frollo you bastard. "What do you know of love?" JEHAN ;-; OH SHIT QUASI. Daaamn that's an even more badass karmic death than the movie. It's like the book but terrifying. The Someday reprise is beautiful. And Bells reprise is always lovely. I wasn't expecting the book's ending though ;-;

John never asked for much … well, if you called books a requirement - or as Jeff and Lucy would call it ‘educational’ then yes, John hardly ever asked for much.

So it was really sweet, seeing him cuddling this frightened little bunny in his arms, a look of expectation on his face. And the words all parents dread.

“Can we keep him? Please?” 

And who could resist those huge green eyes?

This is for @meme12345bunny and @lenle-g - for obvious reasons.

Switched luggage at the airport : brohm
  • (Bryce calls Ohm on skype through his computer)
  • Bryce: ohm? you there?
  • Ohm: yeah im here! sorry it took me so long, the wifi here is really fuckin' slow. *moves phone around trying to get a good angle of his face*
  • Bryce: I'm guessing your still at the airport due to all the noise *giggle*
  • Ohm: *soft laugh* yeah, the waiting queue is taking forever god damn it.
  • Bryce: thats sad.
  • Ohm: i know right!
  • Bryce: so I guess that means you have your luggage still on you then? *gives him a questioning side glare*
  • Ohm: well yeah, i have to pull this heavy piece of shit with me everywhere. *tilts phone so Bryce can see the suitcase at his side*
  • Bryce: Great! now about that luggage.. *sheepish grin*
  • Ohm: Bryce? what did you do? *scolds him while talking to him like a child*
  • Bryce: i might have done a bad and switched our luggage. *talks softly*
  • Ohm: Bryce! *facepalms* you didn't go through it did you?
  • Bryce: ahhh I may have just a little bit. *squints eyes*
  • Ohm: fucking hell Bryce. Then who's do i have?
  • Bryce: Well I'm hoping mine, otherwise someone gets to take my Micky mouse ears home and gift them to their grandchildren.
  • Ohm: well we don't want that now do we Brycey?
  • Bryce: *crosses his arms across his chest* absolutely not!
  • Ohm: *laughs at Bryce's child like antics* alright let have a look, just hang on a sec. *puts the phone down on the floor as he opens the suitcase*
  • Bryce: I can't really go anywhere so yeah, i guess I'll hang for a sec. *comments smart assly*
  • Ohm: *picks phone back up* you're in luck my friend. *turns camera toward Bryce's open suitcase to show his mickey mouse ears sitting on top*
  • Bryce: phew *wipes imaginary sweat off his forehead* i guess that's that fixed. *giggles cutely*
  • Ohm: that's great and all Bryce but, what the fuck am i going to do now?! my flight is about to lift off, the line to even get your tickets up is taking 3 years, I just found out I have the wrong luggage and need to find a way to get to your house, come back to the airport, line up in the queue for another 5 hours and get on a plane that is already half way across the sea?! *he lists complaining*
  • Bryce: ohm. *looks into the camera reassuringly*
  • Ohm: what? *looks back panicked and way less calm then before*
  • Bryce: you need to calm your tits and think for a minute. there's no way you'll be able to come to my house and back in time for your flight *he began listing off his fingers* even if i decided to bring your luggage to you there still won't be enough time and the only other option is you take my luggage with you and the next time we meet up we give each others stuff back.
  • Ohm: but who knows how long that might be?!
  • Bryce: *shruggs* sorry bud not much i can do about that.
  • Ohm: there's gotta be another option? *he says as he finally takes a step forward in the line*
  • Bryce: well... *scratchs under his chin*
  • Ohm: What?... well what?! *he says in anticipation*
  • Bryce: i guess you could hang at my house for a little longer.
  • Ohm: YES! *says so loud the family lined up in front of him turned around startled*
  • Ohm: i-i mean, yes please.
  • Bryce: *laughs sweetly at ohm's excitement* well then, it'll probably be best if you get out the line dont you think? *smiles wildly*
  • Ohm: oh yeah i guess your right. excuse me miss, pardon me. *Bryce watched as ohms phone swayed as he tried to get out of the queue*
  • Bryce: oh and about your plane tickets, we can exchange them for another flight. *he says in a plain tone*
  • Ohm: What! why didn't you tell me that before?! *makes it to the back of the line and walks towards the exit doors to the drop off parking lot*
  • Bryce: i forgot, sheesh. *runs hand through hair while looking to his right as something catching his eye*
  • Bryce: hey ohm? *reaches down to grab something*
  • Ohm: hmm? *hums not even looking at bryce's cam*
  • Bryce: i also forgot to ask you about this. *holds up an 'i love Bryce McQuaid' t-shirt that he found in ohms suitcase*
  • how long have you had this exactly? *smirkfull grin*
  • Ohm: *looks at Bryce through his phone a little blush on his cheeks but Bryce didn't notice* oh my god, Can you just come pick me up?! *he says passive aggressively*
  • Bryce: alllright, I'll see you soon then buddy. *puts the shirt down on his lap* but I still have some question for you like.. why is my face on that pillow.
  • Ohm: *rubs his forehead in frustration* I'll tell you later, just get your ass in the car before i get to the exit.
  • Bryce: im on it dont worry, i'll be there before you can say i love Bryce McQuaid.
  • Ohm: wouldn't even say it if my life depended on it. *he jokes smiling*
  • Bryce: right? that's why you have a shirt to say it for you, got it. *smirks devilishly giggling*
  • Ohm: okay im gonna hang up im almost at the door. it would be unfair if i didn't give you enough time to beat me to it?
  • Bryce: a challenge? oh your on!
  • Ohm: *chuckles* bye Bryce.
  • bryce: see you in a bit. *whispers* fangirl.
  • (hangs up call)

Fanime hall shot dump: Part 1: Phantom Blood

All Jojos in this dump, minus any selfies I took as Lisa Lisa with people at the gathering.

If you see yourself/someone you know, please tag so I can give you credit! If you want a picture removed, please let me know.

“what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever heard?” well I’m glad you asked. so you know that muscular criminal guy in the greed island arc of hunter x hunter? the one who scares the fucking phantom troupe away from greed island with just a volleyball and the sheer power of his super jacked body? the gym leader guy who tries to kill Gon with dodgeball as a frankly super dubious favor for his dad?  right okay so when he’s talking about how he knows Ging and [record scratch] I bet you’re wondering how I got into this mess and his tragic (and illegal) backstory and all that, and he’s talking about how they first met and he says “it was like no one had ever called my name before”???  that’s the gayest shit I’ve ever heard in my life!  that’s like the most romantic thing he could have possibly said!!  “it was like no one had ever called my name before” what the fuck!!!!


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“Oppa, say Ah~” you held up the spoon to Taewoon.

He blushed and looked around before shyly accepting it. You giggled before leaning closer to him and wiping the corner of his mouth with your thumb. “Good right?”

“Mhmm” he smiled taking a sip of his coffee, to keep his composure. He always got so flustered whenever you did things like this.

The two of you were still in the very early stages of your relationship. You’ve been dating for a few weeks now, and it was working out pretty well. But even you understood he had to be careful about how open he was when he dated, so he was wary of skinship. But once in a blue moon he’d humor you and play along.

Jiho walked into the cafe, to grab a quick coffee before the studio; But someone caught his eye making him hide behind the corner.

“Jiho you alright?” Kyung’s eyes narrowed at his friend’s strange behavior.

“Psst, tell me if that’s Hyung over there” he whispered.

Kyung peaked around the corner seeing the most secluded part of the cafe to see Taewoon sitting across from you. “Yeah, that’s definitely your brother.”

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anonymous asked:

How would Block B react if they fell asleep on you and when they wake up they notice that you (being asleep as well) haven't moved at all because you didn't want them to wake up? thank you <3

Taeil: When Taeil wakes up to see you still in the same position he would gently move you so you’re more comfortable but so he can still lay with you and just go back to sleep

B-Bomb: He would switch your positions so you’re laying down with your head in his lap so you can sleep comfortably since you let him 

Jaehyo: He would be the same as B-Bomb. He would move you so you’re cuddled against his side and he’s holding you while you sleep. If you wake up he would just tell you to go back to sleep

U-Kwon: Same as Taeil. When he wakes up and sees you in the same position as before he would move so you both are laying down and he’s holding you while you both sleep

Kyung: He would be so giddy when he wakes up and sees you’re still in the same position from before so he could sleep. Honestly he would go back to sleep soaking it all in 

Zico: He would move you into a comfortable position cuddled against him and while you’re sleeping he would pet your hair or rub your back so you can sleep well 

P.o: He may be a mix of everyone. I guess it depends on his mood at the time. He may either lay down with you and go back to sleep, he might move you so you’re more comfortable while you sleep or he’s going to go back to sleep in the same position so he can be closer to you

Irene unexpectedly returns:
  • John: *too shocked to speak*
  • Mary: *confused*
  • Sherlock: Miss Adler.
  • Irene: Mr Holmes. I hope I'm not interupting, I was just around and I though I'd stop by.
  • Sherlock: not at all.
  • John: - ?!
  • Irene: Dr Watson, I know we haven't seen each other in a long time, but there's no need to be so shy. I mean, you HAVE seen me naked.
  • Mary: what?!
  • John: No!! No no, (laughs nervously) NO. Sherlock saw her naked, I just - I happened to -
  • Mary:
  • John: oh, screw this. *to irene* you just had to take me down along the way, didn't you?
  • Irene: sorry, the temptation was irresistible.
  • Sherlock: nice one.
  • Irene: so you must be the lucky mrs Dr Watson. Well, don't worry about him seeing me naked, a lot of people have.
  • John: that's... Not helpful.
  • Irene: really?
  • Mary: No!
  • Irene: well, there are pictures on my website of you'd like to see for yourself.
  • Mary:
  • John: again, not he - oh to hell with this.
  • Irene: and of course, of you're having troubles in marrige, for the right payment I can always -
  • John: PLEASE STOP.
  • Irene: ...Consult you.
  • Sherlock: troubles in buisness, Irene?
  • Irene: as you can imagine.
  • Sherlock: I hope you didn't come to ask for financial support.
  • Irene: from you? Like you'd have the money.
  • John: so let me get this, since obviously no one is going to let me in anything here - you're not dead.
  • Irene: well, obviously.
  • Sherlock: you'd think he'd get use to it by now.
  • John: well, this is just great. This is just bloody great. So you're not dead, and YOU'RE not dead, and Moriarty's not dead -
  • Mary: John -
  • John: does anyone, actually dies in this damn world?!
  • Mary:
  • Sherlock:
  • Irene: wow, John, it's almost as if you're not quite happy to see me.
  • John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!&amp;%%$##*!?@$%&amp;
  • Mary:
  • Sherlock:
  • Irene:
  • Irene: too far?
  • Sherlock: it seems so. Ok he's turning red we might have to evacuate the building.
  • Mary: you too are just perfect for each other.
Disney Princess Starter Sentences
  • "I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you."
  • "Oh you can talk. I'm so glad."
  • "A wishing apple?"
  • "Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell?"
  • "Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me."
  • "Why, that means I can go too."
  • "They can't order me to stop dreaming."
  • "I can't believe. Not anymore."
  • "Oh well, what's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull and-and-and boring and-and completely...completely wonderful."
  • "But, you see, I have the other slipper."
  • "He's coming here tonight. I promised to meet him."
  • "Well I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers...but we've met before."
  • "Why do they still treat me like a child?"
  • "Oh we talk together and talk together and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms and then...I wake up."
  • "This is the happiest day of my life. Everything's so wonderful!"
  • "I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad."
  • "You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
  • "If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again."
  • "I've never seen a human this close before."
  • "Don't be such a guppy."
  • "Well, some people use their imagination."
  • "You are positively primeval."
  • "Wait! Take me instead!"
  • "Don't talk like that. You'll be alright. We're together now, everything's going to be fine, you'll see."
  • "What do you know about my dreams?"
  • "At least some good will come of me being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you."
  • "Do as I command! Release him!"
  • "Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. Except you."
  • "How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!"
  • "They're after me! They're after you?"
  • "Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us."
  • "What you mean is not like you."
  • "If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too."
  • "I'm needed here."
  • "Lately I've been having this dream."
  • "My ancestors sent a little lizard to help?"
  • "I never want to see a naked man again."
  • "With all due respect, I think I've been away from home long enough."
  • "Just because I look like a man, doesn't mean I have to smell like one."
  • "So you'll die for honor?"
  • "The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work."
  • "Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud and has had to work two jobs her whole life you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your ivory tower."
  • "Once you two are married, are you gonna keep your promise?"
  • "My daddy never did get what he wanted but he had what he needed. He had love! He never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!"
  • "My dream wouldn't be complete without you in it."
  • "Today is kind of the biggest day of my life. And the thing is I need you not to get him arrested."
  • "Okay, okay, okay. I've got a my closet."
  • "Something brought you here. Call it what you will fate....destiny..."
  • "Who are you and how did you find me?"
  • "That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing."
  • "If you had a chance to change your fate, would you?"
  • "There come a day I don't have to be a princess. No rules, no expectations."
  • "There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it."
  • "I'd rather die than be like you."
  • "Some say our destiny is tied to the land, as much a part of us as we are of it."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "Please! I can't live like this anymore."
  • "Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?"
  • "Can I say something crazy?"
  • "This is awkward. Not you're awkward but just because we're-I'm awkward, you're gorgeous-wait, what?"
  • "I said enough!"
  • "The party is over. Close the gates."
  • "No, I belong here. Alone. Where I can be who I am...without hurting anybody."
  • "I never knew what I was capable of."
  • "So...this is what a party looks like."

anonymous asked:

Carl's first episode came out when I first knew I was on the autism spectrum (initially diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome). That was one of the worst years of my life. I felt like a social outcast because I didn't know anybody that would understand. I saw the episode on YouTube and it just made me feel so happy to see comments from people like me because I knew I wasn't the only one and that I can lead a happy fulfilling life just like everybody else

aw, that’s really awesome!! i’m glad you were able to feel less alone :> i hope things are going well for you nowadays too!