as would lady

anonymous asked:

is you is or is you ain't my baby actually totoally reminds me of that very specific episode of tom and jerry where tom plays bass and sings it to try and get the girl

Lucky Us, Chapter 7:

Chat Noir
RE: 2015
Just now

Not much. Had to go rescue my favorite alcoholic and her other bff from a night club, so I’m sitting up with them to make sure they don’t choke on their vomit.

Tomcat, huh? Shall I break out the bass and start singing?

IS YOU IS, OR IS YOU AIN’T MY BABYYY? (or would it be “Lady” in this case?)

Lucky Us, Chapter 8:

Marinette tossed her phone onto the sofa with a grin. It was a beautiful morning, wasn’t it? She’d cracked the windows open to let some fresh air circulate through the house and further uplift her spirits. Her laptop, signed into Skype and waiting for her mother’s call, blared jazz music.

“Is you is, or is you ain’t my baby? Way you’re acting lately makes me doubt. Yooouse is still my baby, baby. Seems my flame in your heart’s done gone out…”

Damn cat. It was going to be stuck in her head all day.


y’all, i had a meeting with my CEO today and i have another one in the morning. we are having SUPER CASUAL CHATS about how my title and my actual work don’t match. i came straight home and sat down with an entire bar of dark chocolate???

darklordtomarry  asked:

Voldemort+"deep fried mars bar?"

It was sitting on the counter when he walked in, like someone had stood up and left it in a hurry. He remembered eating them in his Hogwarts days. They were always too sweet for him, but he craved them during every exam season. They were a child’s treat, and he did not think that Lady Malfoy would allow herself to each such a thing as it would harm her perfect figure. 

“My Lord, what a surprise. We were not expecting you,” Narcissa greeted him with a bow.

“And where is your son this evening, Lady Malfoy?” Voldemort asked feigning curiosity.  

“He is at a friends house for the night. They had been wanting to play a game of quidditch together for a while now. I am so sorry, you just missed him.” Nothing in her expression gave away her obvious lie. 

Voldemort chose to let her believe that she had fooled him. The youngest Malfoy had obviously run and hid as soon as his mother sensed him step onto the Manor. It was good that he was afraid of him, but he would need to learn to hide that in his presence. A strong Death Eater did not show fear. 

“A pity. I would have liked to meet him, but I suppose it is for the best.” Voldemort tilted his head, the childish treat disappeared form the table as a house elf took it away. Probably to take it upstairs so it’s master could finish it. “He has a big year ahead of him after all. We wouldn’t want him worried about his father’s war when he has O.W.Ls to take.”

“Of course, my Lord. Thank you.” Narcissa said with another bow. 

He had to give her credit. If he did not know, he would have thought her act to be a perfect. A follower who is only pleasing her lord. But he knew that she must be relieved. What mother would want her son to fight for a monster? 

“I’m sure he will do wonderfully. I will not have failures for Death Eaters in my army.” 

Ah. There it was. 

Her hand twitched and there was a quick trace of fear in her eyes. “Yes, my lord,” She said as though her heart wasn’t racing inside her. “He will be excited to meet you I am sure.”

Voldemort only nodded as a response. An obvious lie once again, but one he would not acknowledged. They would all pay for it soon enough, but for now he would allow them to believe they were safe.  The youngest Malfoy would soon be groveling at his feet like the rest of them, but for now he can be the child that his mother wants him to be. 

anonymous asked:

Role swap au is a little weird for me. I feel like it's odd to make the ladies the center of focus by making them into their husbands? You said it yourself, you even mixed their personalities. It's almost like saying that they can't be the center of focus without becoming the people their husbands were? I think a more empowering story for the ladies would just be one more focused on their accomplishments (like all the things Eliza did) instead of swapping them with their husbands.

yes that’s true but most historical women’s past are anonymous and overshadowed a lot?? idk i just wanted to make animatics my dude like,,,


character aesthetics ♡ fleur & gabrielle delacour

There was also a girl who looked no older than eight, whose clouds of silvery hair made Harry feel sure that she was Fleur Delacour’s sister.


“You know, you don’t get to decide what I am.”

Sarah // my favourite new character from Season 2 of The Man in the High Castle (I love her and am always here for more badass resistance ladies! \o/)


Tag yourself I’m Undyne.

I totally didn’t expect the lovely feedback my little silly cross-over comic got, so to show my appreciation - and of course I heard the Sidon whispers - have one more of the sort. :)

Part 1: Urbosa Reaction
Hear Me Out - Old Lady Lions

I know some of the paladins refer to their lions as ‘he’ but my friends and I ( @ayyybrahamlincoln ) came up with our own headcanon for what the lions are. Because you know what’s way better than silly boy lions? Old lady lions. Complete with crotchety voices that you have to voice out loud during episodes. Come now, why else do you think it takes them so long to remember they have these cool weapons? I think at one point Shiro says he hasn’t “unlocked” some of the weapons for the black lion and there’s this implication that the stronger your bond is with your lion, the more tools become available to you. This is too straight forward and logical. All the lions are actually old ladies, having been sitting around letting their memory fade for ten thousand years, and unfortunately getting back into the Voltron lifestyle is not quite as easy as getting back on a bike. You don’t unlock any weapons. The lions just take forever to remember they have them.

Black: Goodness gracious, this robot is ripping us a new one (hey, they’re old ladies and they’ve seen some shit). Margaret, didn’t you have something to hit all those lasers with?

Yellow: What’s that? Something to fit all the phasers in?

Green: We don’t even have phasers, you old coot! That’s not a weapon in this universe. Didn’t you have some sort of gun thing for this? 

Yellow: A gun? No, no, Gladys, I’ve got a sword.

Blue: That’s Rosie’s sword, dearie.

Yellow: Oh. Well then what’s this pesky bit of code here? Does that say ‘Shooder Camon’? What in blue blazes is that?

Red: We’re all going to die.

Black: Shoulder cannon, sweet pea. That’s what we need. Now go tell that strapping young paladin of your’s so we can load it up.


Sketches of a ‘what if Ahsoka went into hiding on Alderaan as a refugee during the Jedi purges, and meets Leia and secretly trains her as a Jedi?’ Star Wars AU idea by greenkaorichan. It’s been stuck in my head for days because it’s such an awesome idea, WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLL

I was meaning to draw an epic dramatic Ahsoka/Leia meets Obi-Wan/Luke mentor-and-student team up for the last panel, but then I was like “you know, they would all have one thing in common… and form a 'Darth Vader ruined our lives’ support club” XD Vader could be an honorary member of this club too

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