boys be over here wanting disney princesses with perfect hair and tiny waists but like excuse me sir has Li Shang made a man out of you?? are you as swift as the coursing river??? with all the force of a great typhoon?? no?!? then boiii get out of here with your unrealistic expectations
What do you think everyone's favorite Disney movies are?
Hoo boi!! Let’s see…
Daichi: The Fox and the Hound. Like legit, you know that mother fucker watches this when he’s home sick. He curls up on the couch with tissues (totally for the cold and definitely not for all the tears he be sheddin’ by the end of the movie). He considered changing Pochi’s name to Copper when he first got him but then decided against it because Noya had promised to find him a new home and he didn’t want to get too attached. (Ha. Ha.) Then by the time he realized he was stuck with him, it was too late to change it. He regularly holds Pochi’s paws and says, “I’m a hound dooooogggg.” Suga has it on video and watches it when he’s feeling down.
Suga: If you ask Suga what his favorite Disney movie is, chances are he will tell you “Cool Runnings” or “Max Keeble’s Big Move” just to be a little shit and get you to say, “No… I mean like… you know. The animated ones. Uhm… like when you say Disney movie they’re the ones that pop up in your head…” “Ohh… you mean like the Lizzie McGuire Movie.” “Suga no.” But actually, his favorite is Frozen. Honestly, that “Let it Go” song was LIT and he never misses an opportunity to sing it. “Suga, did you eat the cupcake I told you not to-” “LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOOO.” “God damn it.” Or when Daichi is getting out of the shower… Suga kicks the door of the bathroom open, “LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOORRR!” “SUGA GET OUT.” He absolutely loves it. He dressed up as a perfect male Elsa for Halloween. Any time someone disses on it, “It wasn’t THAT good…” a fist fight breaks out. Let people enjoy things, you fucks.
Oikawa: Lilo and Stitch. “It’s not because the aliens! Shut up, Iwa-chan!” It’s totally because it’s a heartfelt story about family sticking together and definitely not because there are space ships and aliens and lasers. Nope. Iwaizumi made him a Scrump doll for their fourth anniversary and Oikawa takes it with him whenever he travels and totally, no way, definitely does NOT sleep with it. Nope.
Iwaizumi: Oliver and Company. Despite having the voice of an angel, Iwaizumi has very few indulgent songs that he sings when he’s at home. “Why Should I Worry” is one of the few that he actually does belt when he’s in the mood. Just imagine him sliding in his socks around the kitchen as he’s making dinner, singing into a wooden spoon… “Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime, but I got street savoire faire.” It’s Oikawa’s little secret that he will never share with anyone. On Iwaizumi’s last birthday, Oikawa dressed up as Georgette and sang “Perfect Isn’t Easy”. Like… he just pranced around the bedroom singing, “Though many covet my bone and bowl, they’re barkin’ up the wrong tree. You pretty pups all over the city, I have your hearts and you have my pity. Pretty is nice, but still, it’s just pretty. Perfect, my dear, is me.” Iwaizumi laughed so hard that he started crying and it was definitely the best birthday he’s ever had.
Matsukawa: A Goofy Movie. And not just because of the memes. Because of the strong familial bond between Goofy and Max and how hard Goofy tries but just can’t seem to get it right. Matsukawa can see a bit of his own father in him, as they had their own troubles back when he was in high school. They got through it and have an even stronger relationship and he can see that in this movie. (but it’s mostly because of the memes.)
Hanamaki: The Princess and the Frog. He’s got that “Friends on the Other Side,” song memorized and sings it while he’s…. well… “working”. Also, RayXEvangeline is his OTP and he will go to the grave preaching their love. He used to go catch frogs in the pond near his house when he was a kid so honestly he just has a total soft spot for the little critters. Oh and he thinks Prince Naveen is a total hottie. 10/10 would smash.
Bokuto: Aladdin! Oh man he could watch this movie every day for the rest of his life and never get tired of it!!! He’s even dressed up as the Genie for Halloween more than once! He’s got that “Friend Like Me” song DOWN. He can do all the voices and everything! In fact, one of the main reasons Akaashi fell in love with him way back in high school was because on the few occasions that it was Akaashi that lost some confidence, Bokuto would sing the song to him and change “Aladdin” to “Akaashi” and it never failed to cheer him up to hear, “Mister Akaashi, Sir, what will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, jot it down. You ain’t never had a friend like me!”
Akaashi: Monster’s Inc.! Oh man Akaashi loves this movie so much. One of the only times you can see him visibly get giddy is when this movie is playing. It’s honestly the most adorable thing Bokuto has ever seen and every time Akaashi imitates Boo and says, “Kitty!” in a cutesy voice, Bokuto legit ascends to a higher plane of existence. He definitely plays the jazzy OST in the background when he’s sewing, humming along with the melody. He also may or may not have pushed a small child down in his desperation to get into the theater for the very first showing of Monster’s University. (Also, don’t tell anyone, but he made himself a Sully pajama onesie and definitely wears it all the time, but knows Pain in the Ass Kuroo-san would never let him hear the end of it if he found out so he keeps it a secret even from Bokuto.)
Kuroo: The Emperor’s New Groove. Kuroo has most definitely dressed up as Kuzco for Halloween around the same times Bokuto has dressed up as Genie. (In both the llama and human form.) His ringtone was also “Perfect World” for the longest time, until Kenma changed it one night after getting tired of hearing Kuroo shout out “Me!” after the “This Perfect World begins and ends with-” part before answering his phone.
Kenma: Toy Story. Hey, the less actual human beings in a movie, the better, ammiright? As a kid who didn’t have a lot of real friends growing up, the concept that your toys came to life and loved playing with you as much as you played with them was a really beautiful concept to him. He had always been a really rational kid, and knew that it was fiction, but there was some part of him that always thought, “But what if?” After the first time he watched Toy Story, he started treating his toys more gently, and daydreamed that even his videogame consoles and all the characters within them were alive and got excited every single time he took the controller. Not to mention Sid’s Scare Scene gave him ungodly satisfaction to watch after he acquired a few bullies in primary school.
Asahi: Up! Because… Because… *sobs* they were so in love… and he was such a grumpy old man but then… *SOBS* BUT HE WAS HER ADVENTURE AND OMG DOUG AND THEN THEY WERE WATCHING THE CARS TOGETHER AT THE END AND… AND… *wailing*
Nishinoya: MULAN! Kick ass women and plenty of fight scenes and most importantly… “To be a man, we must be swift as the coursing river. With all the force of the great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire. As mysterious as the dark side of the moon!”
Kiyoko: Brave. Strong independent woman that don’t need no man and instead wants to ride her horse and shoot her bow and fight bears and learn to connect and understand her mother? Uhhh…. sign her the FUCK up. Also, King Fergus reminds her so much of her dad that she can’t help but giggle every time he shows up on screen. And that hair animation? ENCHANTING. She can’t tear her eyes from it.
Hinata: The Little Mermaid. REDHEAD. A REDHEAD! Oh man Hinata used to watch this movie every day. He was so excited to see a redheaded Disney princess. His mom bought him a fork just so he could brush his hair with it. He used to have a little fish tank in his room and he named all of the fish after the characters. “I’m going to marry Ariel when I get older!” Little did he know, he ended up being Ariel and falling for the tall, black haired prince with the bright blue eyes instead. Oopsie Daisies.
Kageyama: Finding Nemo. There’s something about small… orange… things that draws Kageyama to them. He really has no clue what the heck it is. He has been caught a few times muttering, “Just keep swimmin’. Just keep swimmin’.” Under his breath when he’s stressed out, either on the volleyball court or in school. Pretty much everyone has noticed but they’re a little scared that he will stop doing it if they point it out so they pretend not to hear him. It’s just too cute of a habit to lose.
Miya: Hercules. Okay Miya is low key in love with Danny Devito and so anytime he’s in ANYTHING, it’s his favorite thing. Not to mention Meg reminds him high key of a certain tsundere who won’t say he is in love. Although, if he’s being completely honest, Miya relates a bit more to Hades than he does Hercules (I think you mean HUNKules).
Shirabu: Moana. So, Shirabu doesn’t really watch a lot of movies. Okay, he NEVER watches movies. He doesn’t have time. He’s got better things to do. The few movies he HAS seen were pretty much whatever Miyazaki Hayao was putting out and even then, he wasn’t really attached to any of them. Then Moana came out and he was quite literally DRAGGED off to see it by Miya. He swore he wasn’t going to have a good time and sit with arms crossed, complaining the whole movie, but then some ANNOYING asshole laced their fingers together and refused to let go and UGH. So obnoxious. But then that same annoying asshole seemed to have a lot of fun and hummed to the tune of Shinyon the way out of the theater and down the street. And well… it did have good music. And it looked pretty. And then when Miya took him to dinner afterwards, Shirabu had managed to choke out a reluctant, “Thank you” and had to suffer through an exuberant, “What can I say except you’re welcome?” But you know… Shirabu wouldn’t be against the idea of seeing more movies in the future….
Welp. That’s what I came up with. Seem fitting? Thanks for the ask, I had a lot of fun thinking about this!
Reblog and BOLD all that apply to your muse. Disney Songs pt. 2 - feel free to change pronouns as needed
You’ll bring honor to us all / Help me not to make a fool of me / Can it be I’m not meant to play this part / If I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart / Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? / Somehow, I cannot hide who I am… though I’ve tried / When will my reflection show who I am inside? / Tranquil as a forest but on fire within / You must be swift as a coursing river / With all the strength of a raging fire / Mysterious as the dark side of the moon / Heed my every order and you might survive / You’re unsuited for the rage of war / A girl worth fighting for / How ‘bout a girl who’s got a brain, who always speaks her mind? / I have often dreamed of a far off place / A hero’s welcome would be waiting for me / I will find my way if I can be strong / Though that road may wander, it will lead me to you / It might take a lifetime, but somehow I’ll see it through / Zero to hero, just like that / If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that / I thought my heart had learned its lesson / Get a grip, girl… unless you’re dying to cry your heart out / There must be more than this provincial life / He’s not whole without a soul to wait upon / There’s something sweet, and almost kind / But then she’s never looked at me that way before / There may be something there that wasn’t there before /
Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly / Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change / I was the one who had it all. I was the master of my fate / I let her steal into my melancholy heart / It’s a nightmare, but it’s one exciting ride / Hearts ablaze, banners high, we go marching into battle / There’s more to see than can ever be seen / Everywhere you look I’m standing in the spotlight / Oh, I just can’t wait to be king / you’ll be rewarded when, at last, I am given my dues / Be prepared for the murkiest scam / It means no worries for the rest of your days / With all this romantic atmosphere, disaster’s in the air / The world, for once, in perfect harmony / Make her see the truth about my past? Impossible / And he saw corruption everywhere except within / But, you never can run from nor hide what you’ve done /
Who is the monster and who is the man? / The world is cruel. The world is wicked / Show them the mercy they don’t find on Earth / I ask for nothing, I can get by. But, I know so man less lucky than I /
This burning desire is turning me to sin / Be mine or you will burn
Last time I checked, to be a man, you must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Nothing in there about needing a penis.
Notes: This is my piece for @sarahwroteathing 700 Celebration! I love her and her writing a whole lot, so I wanted to write something for her for her celebration. I used three prompts from her list, which are below:
56. “It’s a Disney classic, you heathen!”
79. “Umbrellas are for the weak.”
97. “Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
Another bolt of lightning arced through the sky, accompanied by a deafening roar of thunder, as you huddled in your temporary shelter in the doorway of the library building you were intending to leave. Cursing your bad luck and your foolishness for not checking the weather before you left this morning, you clutched your books a little bit tighter to your chest. Tightening your backpack straps, you gritted your teeth and nodded. “C’mon, Y/N. You can do this. Just a quick sprint to the next building.” Shoving the door open, you were immediately greeted with a downpour, pelting you in the face courtesy of the wind that had hurried the storm in so suddenly. Ducking your head down over your books, you dashed out into the storm anyway, moving as quickly as possible down the path to the closest dorm building to pause for a break. Soaked already by the time you approached the first building, you prayed the laptop you had in your backpack would be okay by the time you got back to your own dorm on the other side of campus.