as perfects

thatgirlrubytucker  asked:

Craig..? You okay?

CRAIG: Yeah, I know it’s been a while. I’m fine.
CRAIG: I went to go see my dad over the summer- my real dad. It was alright. He’s pretty cool.
CRAIG: Tweek went with me. We ate a bunch of nasty road food and had a good time. We put stupid bumper stickers on Stan’s car before we gave it back too.
CRAIG: I’d say, six out of ten. Wouldn’t do it again but it was fun.
CRAIG: Go back to asking things now if you want.

OKAY BUT JAKE KNEW THAT AMY WOULD BE CLEVER ENOUGH TO OUTSMART HIS EVERY MOVE SO HE HAD TO MAKE SURE ALL THE ELEMENTS OF THE HEIST LED TO THIS EXACT MOMENT AND THAT AMY OULD WORK IT OUT BUT THAT EVERYONE ELSE WOULDNT - THIS IS THE SAME JAKE THAT FORGETS TO PAY BILLS AND DOESNT DRINK WATER, I LOVE MY SON