I, America, take you, England, to be my lawfully wedded husband and my time travel partner when Marty McFly shows up with in Delorean, which he will. I promise to stay with you for the rest of our very long lives. I promise to honor you with all of my actions and be your Superman, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who. I will treasure you like actual treasure, but don’t worry I promise not bury you alive. I promise to keep you toasty when it’s cold outside. I will stand in the way of the sun when it gets hot. No matter how many books you get, or how many times we move, I promise to always carry them all every time.
America, I promise that you will always count. You will always come first, and of course, if you don’t for whatever reason, I will buy you a cheeseburger. From the moment you entered my world, you have filled it with so much life, color, and energy…like an oasis in the middle of a sinkhole…or a cupcake in a salad…or a rose garden in a junk yard. You are my rose, America, and I promise to devote my life to being your gardener.
I, Barry Allen, take Iris West to be my lawfully wedded wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honour you all the days of my life.
I, Iris West, take Barry Allen to be my lawfully wedded husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honour you all the days of my life.
It's my great pleasure to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Allen.
I knew you'd want the hyphenation.
What can I say? I suppose I'm a hyphenator after all.
I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss your bride.