1.27.17// 12:11 pm. endless to do lists & intense classes but i honestly love what i’m studying so much! decided to take a break from studying and treat myself with passion green tea and a nutella crepe, my favorite 🙈💖
AN: Admin S here again! This is dedicated to my dear friend @y-ngguk who is a lovely ray of sunshine, enjoy this my dear!
Warning: Cheesy, lame fluff
It wasn’t every day that Yongguk
woke up to such a beautiful sight. Allowing his eyes to adjust to the
brightness of the sunlight that poured in through the windows, he looked at the
girl lying in his arms, cuddled against him as her chest slowly rose and fell.
Her (h/l) (h/c) was sprawled all over, messy as ever, her soft (s/c) glowing in
the sunlight, making her look like a goddess.
Unconsciously, a soft smile its way
on to his lips as he slowly pulled his arm from underneath her head, allowing
himself to hover as his elbows supported his weight and he leaned forward,
placing a soft kiss on her nose, chuckling to himself. Seeing this had no
effect on waking her up, he moved to her forehead, followed by her eyelids when
she began to stir softly. “Wake up baby girl.” His deep voice
whispered happily as she mumbled incoherently, moving her body closer to his,
allowing his warmth to rub off on her.
Smiling, he kissed her jaw, before
moving up to her cheeks, kissing the corner of her lips, as she stirred awake.
“Mmm, what’s gotten into you today?” Her groggy voice asked, as she
opened her eyes, only to be greeted by the most breath taking smile she’d ever
seen. Yongguk had lied back down, facing her, using one hand support his weight and
the other moving under the covers to grab her hand. “I have the most
beautiful girl in the world in my arms, why shouldn’t I be happy?” He
asked her, pulling her closer and kissed her soft hair, the familiar smell of
her shampoo invading his nostrils.
“Let’s stay like this for a
while, you can check on the kids later.” She whispered, burying her face
in his neck, placing a soft kiss his neck. “Hmm, whatever you say
love.” He replied.
“Noona, what are you
cooking?” Youngjae asked, walking into the kitchen, only to be greeted by
his hyung’s girlfriend cooking, dressed in Yongguk’s sweater and sweatpants.
“You’ll find out soon, do you
want to give me a hand? Yongguk went to wake everyone up.” She replied, as
she continued to chop the strawberries. “Sure Noona!” Youngjae
replied, stepping into the kitchen of the dorm to help her out. The pair
continued to cook, with Youngjae chopping the various fruits and (Y/n) flipping
Yongguk walked in the kitchen,
having gone around and woken up the other four. His eyes twinkled as he watched
the love of his life interact with Youngjae, the pair laughing about some
stupid joke as they moved around in the kitchen, he was so damn lucky to have
Soon, the other four piled into the
kitchen, with (Y/n) ordering them all to take their spots at the dinner table
as she and Youngjae brought out the food. A massive stack of pancakes for each
of them, covered in various fruits and whipped cream. She surely was spoiling
“Noona, this is so good, it
might even rival your cheesecakes.” Daehyun laughed, before digging into
his plate and the others soon followed as (Y/n) laughed, before making her way
towards Yongguk’s chair and wrapped her arms around his broad shoulders,
leaning down so her head rested on his shoulder.
“Aren’t you gonna eat?”
He asked her, offering her a bite, which she gladly accepted. “I already
ate before I made these for you guys, I hope you like them.” She grinned,
her eyes twinkling with happiness as he gave her his adorable gummy smile.
“Ok, Jongup, get the broom,
Junhong, get the vacuum cleaner and Jung Daehyun, don’t you dare even think
about sneaking off!” She yelled, causing Himchan and Youngjae to burst
into laughter. The 7 of them were cleaning their dorm, which was a complete
mess. It had been partially the reason that all of them were here today,
otherwise, if it weren’t for (y/n)’s scary death glares, Yongguk would probably
be locked away in his studio, Daehyun looking for random food shops and Himchan
sleeping like the dead in his room.
It was a nice, peaceful period for
the boys, they’d just finished their promotions for Rose and their world tour
and were on break for a month or so. Himchan’s fracture had gotten much better,
almost completely healed and Jongup’s stomach was much better.
“Youngjae, Himchan, Yongguk,
start cleaning the kitchen and living room, the studio and the backyard, me and
these three will do all the individual rooms, the bathrooms and the basement.
Now get to work, if I see anyone slacking, I’m not making you boys
dinner.” She commanded and heard a chorus of “yeses” and groans
in response as all 7 of them got to work.
“Finally, it was a pigsty in
this dorm, how do you even get this messy?” She asked, throwing the last
rubbish bag in the bin and dusting her hands. “It’s the hyungs, especially
Youngjae and Daehyun.” Junhong commented, snickering.
“Ok, get yourselves cleaned up
now, and then I’m gonna get groceries for you all, you can’t keep living off
bread and nutella.” She remarked, moving towards Yongguk’s old room so she
could use his bathroom. Yongguk followed her, closing the door behind them as
all the kids went off to clean themselves.
“Thank you so much.” He
commented, wrapping his arms around her frame as she pulled her hair out of the
bun it was in. “It’s nothing love, you guys are family, and they’re my
kids too.” She laughed, turning around, gently rubbing her nose against
his as she closed her eyes, wrapping her arms around his neck.
“Seriously, I don’t know what
we all would do without you.” He smiled, leaning his forehead against
hers, enjoying the peace and calm of the moment. It were the moments like these
that gave him strength, the inspiration, the motivation to continue the strive
to make music, to lead BAP to the best of his abilities.
“I don’t know what I’d do
without you dorks.” She responded, truly meaning it from the bottom of her
heart, the boys were really her family now, all of them and having been
together with Yongguk for the past 4 years, she saw their weaknesses, their
strengths, their happy moments and their low moments. She’d been Yongguk’s rock
during the lawsuit, consistently encouraging not only him but all 6 of them to
not give up hope, she was the one that made sure Yongguk ate, and as often as
she could get time off from work, she
was with them, listening to them, cooking for them, doing whatever it took to
make sure they were not spiralling into a downwards spiral.
“I love you.” Yongguk
replied, opening his eyes to see her smiling face. Moments like these were rare
but the pair adored them equally. “I love you too love.” She
“But you’re stalling my
shower, I still have to go out and buy food and then cook. I’ve got 5 hungry
kids to feed.” She laughed, pulling herself off him. “5 hungry kids
eh? When did you become a mother huh?” Yongguk laughed, pulling away.
“Let me rephrase that then, 2
children, 2 teens, a mother and an old grandfather, yeah, that’s my
family.” She laughed, winking at him before making her way into the
bathroom, grabbing her clothes on the way in.
“Noona, I’ll come with
you!” Jongup volunteered, getting up from the couch when (Y/n) asked one
of them to accompany her to the supermarket. “Come on, let’s go.” She
replied, grabbing her wallet as the pair made their way out of the dorm. Jongup
sported a large baggy hoodie, the hood being pulled up to hide his face and a
black face mask.
“Noona, I have to ask you
about something.” He said as she grabbed a loaf of bread from the bakery.
“Go on Jongup-ah, what is it? Why do you sound so tense?” She asked,
looking back at him, sensing the tension in his voice.
“Noona, there, there’s this
girl, I-I, re-really li-like her.” He stuttered, playing with his hands,
avoiding eye contact with his hyung’s girlfriend as he explained his situation.
“Jongup! Who is she? Oh my gosh, I can’t believe this.” She smiled
back at the boy, ruffling his hair as he had now taken his hoodie off.
“Noona..” He grinned,
rubbing the back of his head, his face heating up and turning red. “My
little pup is in love, come on, you have to tell me everything!” She
gushed, pushing the trolley forward as they continued grocery shopping and she
gave him advice as how to ask his girl out.
“We are young, wild and
free.” (Y/n) softly sang, stirring the ramen, softly moving her hips to
the song before two strong arms wrapped around her waist, pulling her close.
“I know we’re better
together.” He continued, singing Zelo’s part in a rather high pitched
voice, trying to imitate the maknae but failing miserably. “You should
stick to the deep, gruff bits Jagi, they suit you better.” (Y/n) smiled,
turning her head around and pecking his cheek. The pair were alone in the
kitchen, thus having an intimate moment.
“It smells delicious, I can’t
wait.” He mumbled against her neck. “Set the table, get the others to
help you, especially Dae, he slacked off while cleaning.” She laughed and
Yongguk nodded, following her command.
Dinner was a bliss, (Y/n) sat next
to Yongguk on the table, leaning against his shoulder when she was done as she
watched the boys crack ridiculous jokes as they ate their dessert, homemade
cheesecake, which Daehyun hogged the majority.
Yongguk pulled his hand under the
table, intertwining his fingers with his beloved’s, feeling her cold hands in
his warm ones, he felt at peace, this was his family, and he cherished them
“Aish this girl, Junhong-ah,
wake up.” Yongguk smiled, all 7 of them had been watching some lame movie
and during the movie, (Y/n) had fallen asleep on Yongguk’s shoulder, with
Junhong’s head in her lap as he fell asleep too.
Groaning as he woke, Junhong got
up, rubbing his eyes as he made his way towards his room, leaving Yongguk and
(y/n) behind. “Let’s get you into bed Jagi.” Yonnguk smiled, pulling
his arms around her and hoisting her up in this arms, carrying her carefully to
his room. (Y/n) snuggled closer to him, and he smiled, putting her down in bed
and tucking her under the covers as he joined her from the other side, pulling
her close to him as he wrapped an arm around her.
“Thank you so much Jagi, you
make me the happiest man alive, thank you for being part of my family.” He
mumbled, placing a kiss on her hair before closing his eyes, feeling content as
he held her in his arms.
The Practical Uses Of Slug Spit (Wonwoo x Mingyu Hogwarts AU Smut)
Summary: In all the drama their years at Hogwarts held for them, Mingyu and Wonwoo liked to… fly under the radar. They preferred to have their lives play out in private. All the deep discussions, chocolate sweet kisses, and cheek-pinking moments. Hogwarts AU. Boy x boy. Smut.
(A/N: okay so i am the queen of getting carried away. i saw this prompt and i felt so inspired, i wanted to write something about it. i originally intended this just to be a little blurb but then it shaped up in my head and as i was writing it, it grew past a thousand words and it came to be a full blown scenario. a short one, but still. this is probably the fastest i’ve ever written something like this, and i honestly think this is the first piece on the blog with absolutely no reader character. but i still hope you all enjoy it. i really really enjoyed whipping this up quick, and i think it helped to get me back in the swing of writing all the time. plus, meanie is one of my favourite ships from seventeen. and i always love going crazy with my hogwarts aus. warnings for: extreme fluff, smut, gay smut, gayness, nutella, a brief jun cameo, and yeah. enjoy. -Tanisha<3)
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Josh crouched over, finishing up building a pretty impressive looking pillow fort. It hadn’t been his first time making one, but he had never put so much effort into making one before. Standing back up straight, he took a small step back to scan over the fort. It looked like it could have withstood a major earthquake and was decorated with cute stuffed animals. His eyes quickly checked the cat clock on his wall, 5:37 PM. He still had time to take a shower if he hurried.
Slipping into a loose tie-dye shirt and shorts, Joshua skipped over to his kitchen where he pulled out a jar of Nutella. His eyes scanned the pantry, his hair was still dripping wet, the small pitter patter of water drops falling onto his tiled floor made him anxious for the night to come. Before he could close the red pantry door, he heard knocking on his apartment door. Not expecting this, he jolted slightly in surprise before rushing over to the door.
Swinging the door open, he was greeted by a boy in a red shirt and a black visor. “Hello!” He held a bag in his arms that contained the pizza Josh had ordered earlier. Without saying a word, Josh pulled out his wallet. It was completely covered in pictures of kittens, Tyler got him it on his 27th birthday. It was a cute scene. At exactly 12 AM Tyler shoved a little box into Josh’s chest. The box had Christmas gift wrapping around it, and a bow that was bigger than the box itself. It was typical for Tyler to do silly things like that, especially for birthdays. Pulling out a wrinkled up twenty dollar bill, Josh handed it to the boy quickly. “Thanks man!” He exclaimed, handing a box of lukewarm pizza over to the drummer. Before Josh could say anything back, the kid rushed away down the hall.
Setting the box down on his counter, Josh opened up his stainless steel fridge and retrieved a clear plastic container filled with cut up fruit that he had bought at the store. Taking all of the food in his arms, he carefully laid out everything in the fort, along with two spoons for the Nutella and his laptop for movies. A few days prior, Tyler brought up the idea of having a movie night. It wasn’t considered a date, neither of them had ever believed that they could ever make a move. But, Josh was definitely considering it a date. He had a good feeling about that night. Once he finished making the fort and all of its contents inside, he heard faint knocking on his door. Taking a deep breath in, Josh readied himself for the night. As he strided over to the door, he fluffed his almost fully dry hair, trying to make himself presentable. His hand clutched onto the ice cold doorknob and he slowly opened up the door.
“Hey man!” Tyler exclaimed, walking into the apartment right away. “I was looking through Netflix before I came over and….” Josh wasn’t listening to a single thing his friend was yapping about. His heartbeat was drumming in his ears as he checked out Tyler. Slowly closing the door after his friend, he smiled nervously and nodded. “So, what movies were you thinking about?” His bandmate asked as he made his way to the living room where the pillow fort stood.
“Clueless,” Josh said with a quiet chuckle. His friend busted out into a fit of giggles. Tyler absolutely loved that movie, Joshua knew that was a fact. “It’s funny and cute and the best,” He added, walking over to the pillow fort. “Do you like the sick layout?” The drummer grinned widely.
“Sick as frick,” he answered without any hesitation. Dropping down to his hands and knees, Tyler crawled into the fort and laid on his stomach. Josh followed Tyler quickly, getting into the fort and laying down right beside his friend. “Pizza, Nutella, and fruit?” The taller male asked, cocking up an eyebrow.
‘Oh god what a terrible idea,’ Josh thought to himself. He felt like a complete idiot for not actually making dinner. The pink haired male honestly thought that making dinner would be pushing it. It would have made things feel too much like a date. “Erm, yeah,” he stuttered, pursing his lips out in frustration with himself.
“This is perfect,” Tyler insisted, opening up the box of pizza and retrieving a piece of pizza that was way beyond cold. “I love cold pizza,” he teasingly pushed Josh and looked over at his friend with reassuring eyes.
“Heh, thanks man,” He sighed in relief, opening up his laptop and launching Netflix. After a short bit of loading, the 90’s chick flick started to play and Tyler quickly zoned out, completely lost in the film. Josh wanted to watch the movie too, but he was so distracted by the fact that Tyler was beside him, in a pillow fort, in dim lighting, while watching a romcom. He couldn’t concentrate on the film, the scent of Tyler was enough to get him completely high. Every time Tyler would laugh at a crappy punch line, Josh would examine his face. The dimples that formed on his cheeks, the lines that cutely creased his cheeks, his eyes would squint almost to the point where they looked closed. All of this detail, it gave Josh butterflies. He was so infatuated with his friend and he didn’t know what to do about it. They had been friends for so long and he didn’t want to ruin it by making a move.
Halfway through the movie, Tyler opened up the jar of Nutella and grabbed one of the spoons. Although he loved Clueless, he couldn’t pay much attention to the film. He knew Josh was staring at him. It wasn’t very awkward, he loved feeling his eyes all over him, but it made things feel tense. Gripping onto the cold spoon, he took a big scoop of Nutella and turned slightly so he was facing Joshua. “Open up,” he commanded with his dopey smile.
“Oh my god,” Josh giggled, closing his eyes and opening his mouth. Tyler carefully placed the spoon in his friend’s mouth. He loved feeding Josh like this, it made him feel like they were a couple. “No homo,” he cackled. Josh quickly followed after, feeding his friend Nutella too. After a few bites, Tyler thought it would be funny to put some of the chocolate spread on his friend’s nose.
“Hey!” He exclaimed, cleaning off his nose with a finger and licking it off carefully. He couldn’t manage to make a stern face at the singer when he was cracking up over the scene. Without any hesitation, Josh took a spoonful and spread it all over Tyler’s mouth. “Hah!” He said victoriously.
“Oh my gosh,” Tyler’s jaw dropped in disbelief that his friend really did that. He shot Josh a glare before laughing. He tried his hardest to lick off the dense chocolate on his lips, but it quickly became a challenge when Josh was practically in tears, struggling to tell Tyler how he looked great with a goatee. “Help me dammit,” he demanded with a big smile. Josh scooted over to Tyler, his eyes carefully shot at his lips and then into his deep brown eyes.
“Sure pal,” he smirked and started to wipe the Nutella off with his thumb and licking it afterwards. Seeing Josh lick his thumb slowly was driving Tyler crazy. His tongue looked so soft and gentle.
“N-not like that!” He exclaimed, dipping his fingers into the jar before smearing it all over Josh’s mouth. “Like this,” Tyler started to kiss the Nutella off of the sides of Josh’s mouth. His tongue gently ran across the drummer’s lips, cleaning up the Nutella that was caked on him. Josh wasn’t sure how to react, he stayed dead still, terrified to make a move. “Aren’t you going to help me?” Tyler asked in a pushy time.
“I- uh-” Josh followed along, carefully kissing the chocolate off his lips. Soon enough, the chocolate was gone, and Tyler was still kissing his friend. His eyes were closed at this point, he had no reason to be looking at his lips when he knew the Nutella was gone. The kisses were short and quick at first, but as Josh warmed up, they became longer. Their lips started to open and tongues slipped out, dancing together. Tyler pushed Josh onto his back carefully. Their lips had disconnected as Tyler climbed on top of his friend.
“No homo,” he whispered and giggled before lunging his head down. His soft lips started to nip at the drummer’s neck. This had sent chills down Josh’s whole body, he took in a sharp breath when he felt the boy’s teeth graze against his skin softly. The movie was still playing in the background, but Josh honestly couldn’t care less. Tyler was straddled on top of him, giving him small hickeys all over his neck. His lips moved up to behind his ear, “I want you,” he whispered, hands slowly moving down the drummer’s chest. His heart was racing a hundred miles per hour, he was sure that Tyler felt it when he stroked his chest. Josh’s unsure hands tried to grab onto Tyler’s belt but was quickly swatted away. “Not so fast,” the brown haired male purred.
Arms moving up, Tyler took off Josh’s tie-dye shirt slowly. His head dove back down, tracing small kisses from his chest to his abdomen to his belly button. The drummer’s head was slowly becoming fogged the lower Tyler kissed. His hands gripped Josh’s pants. His fingers fumbled with the button and zipper. After a short struggle, Tyler yanked the pink haired boy’s pants down. A wide smile grew on his face when he saw that Josh was wearing iconic smiley face boxers. “Cute,” he chuckled before groping his friend.
“F-fuck,” Josh whimpered, he hadn’t been touched like that in a long time. Looking down at Tyler, he slowly propped himself up with his elbows.
“You like that?” Tyler hummed, pulling down the smiley face boxers. “You’re hard and I haven’t even started yet,” he grinned widely. He slowly started to stroke Josh, locking eyes with him. He loved the facial expressions he made when he touched him. The drummer’s eyes fluttered closed, his eyebrows furrowed and his body twitched under Tyler’s grasp. His head tilted back as his friend stroked faster. His stomach tightened as he tried to control his breathing. Soon enough, Tyler stopped, pulling off Josh’s pants and boxers off completely. The pink haired male whined when he felt the tanned boy stop. “Oh hush..” Tyler cooed gently before continuing, “You’re gonna get more than that.” He assured his friend.
Licking his fingers, Tyler slowly inserted his index finger into Josh’s entrance. He didn’t move an inch, not wanting to hurt his friend. “Let me know when you’re ready for me to move,” he whispered.
Josh was as stiff as a board, he had never had a finger up his ass before. It wasn’t a pleasant feeling at first, but after a few moments he got used to it. Nodding slowly, he gave the word to Tyler. “O-okay. You can move.” He said, feeling his muscles loosen up before tightening again when he felt Tyler slowly push his finger in and out. After a short period of time, Josh’s whimpers became moans. He added a second finger, scissoring his fingers in his friend to prepare him for what was coming next. He was getting used to this feeling, it started to feel amazing. Soft moans escaped from his lips as precum leaked onto his own stomach.
Tyler retracted his fingers, wiping them onto Josh’s discarded shirt quickly. “Do you want this?” He asked, hands on his belt.
“Y-yes. Fuck Tyler please don’t stall.” Josh cursed. Nothing was cuter than seeing Josh all flustered and cursing underneath Tyler. He loved how red his cheeks were. Nodding slowly, he unbuckled his belt, unbuttoned and zipped his pants, and slid them off. Josh sat up, practically tearing his friend’s shirt off. Tyler smirked, finally taking off his boxers. The two sat in the pillow fort for a few seconds. Josh felt like it was forbidden to see his friend completely nude and… Well, erect. Before he could whine some more, Tyler gripped Josh’s neck and pulled him into a rough kiss.
“Tell me you want me,” he demanded through is teeth. His eyes scanned Josh’s carefully as Josh spit out,
“F-F-fuck… I w-ant you.” He choked out and closed his eyes. Tyler could hardly wait himself, letting go of his friend’s neck, he looked down at Josh’s stomach. He clenched his jaw, spitting on his friend’s ass before thrusting into him slowly. “F-” The drummer couldn’t speak at this point. Consonants were the most he could blabber out.
Tyler’s rhythmic thrusts went along with Josh’s whines. He leaned down, kissing his friend to shut him up. Hips bucking along with Tyler’s thrusts, he couldn’t even open his eyes. He wanted more. Moving up, Tyler dug his fingers into the male’s hips, pulling him up and forcing him to go deeper into him. Their hips crashed together like waves in the ocean during a storm. Their breaths drowned out the movie. As each minute passed, Tyler’s went faster and harder. Josh wasn’t sure how much longer he could last if Tyler was going to keep up the pace. “I-I’m,” he moaned loudly, biting his lip, almost breaking his skin.
“Don’t,” Tyler growled, gripping his friend’s neck tightly and pushed up. His hand pressed against Josh’s windpipe. His eyes rolled back as he tried to gasp for air. “Don’t cum until I tell you.” The drummer’s hands moved up, finger’s intertwined in Tyler’s fluffy hair. Small beads of sweat dotted along his forehead as he struggled to keep going. The singer’s free hand moved down and began stroking the male underneath him.
All of this was too much. The pressure built up until he reached his breaking point. Josh let out a gentle cry as he came. His back arched and toes curled, throwing his head back, he shook uncontrollably underneath Tyler. “Fuck.” Joseph whispered harshly under his breath and between his grunts. The pillow fort that was thought to withstand an earthquake came toppling down. Seeing his friend so flustered set him off, eyelids fluttering shut, he came and hunched over Josh. Both panting together, Tyler managed a smile and stuttered “No homo,”
“Totally homo dude, totally homo,” Josh replied, sitting up and pulling the male on top of him into a gentle kiss. Tyler smiled softly into the kiss, pulling out of Josh he sat down beside his friend. His fingertips slowly traced the tree on the drummer’s sleeve. “How long have you been wanting to do that?” Josh asked, finally able to breathe normally.
“A long time.”
“I love you man.” Tyler admitted. “And I don’t mean having sex with you has made me love you. I’ve-”
“I know.” Josh interrupted his friend. “I love you too. Can we just sleep in my bed together tonight?”
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Zodiac Sign: My Sun sign is on the cusp of Capricorn and Aquarius. My moon sign is Pisces.
Last thing you Googled: ‘beach wedding dresses’
Favorite music artist: This singer does covers and she’s absolutely talented. I’m loving her at the moment lol. https://youtu.be/IGMUIOj_g6E
Song stuck in your head: specifically the lines: “What I like about cha’ baby is how you annoy me daily but ya still fucking amaze me. That’s so us!” I love her please check her out??? https://youtu.be/OoLKfKaqbcQ
Last movie you watched: Something on Netflix about a deaf lady being trapped in her house by serial killer. Idk the name.
What are you wearing right now: a nighty or a long thin dress/shirt. It’s light blue with a pug wearing pink ray ban glasses.
Why did you choose your URL: I wondered and wondered about how everything in my head could be my URL and boom!
Do you have any other blogs: I did but i got bored with it.
What did your last relationship teach you: get someone with their own social circle instead of depending on yours.
Religious or Spiritual: more spiritual but I’m also raised Christian. Some Christians scare me tho.
Favorite Color: Teal
Average hours of sleep: 4-6 hours
Lucky Number: 2
Favorite Character: Eren Jaeger
How many blankets do you sleep with: 2 now because it’s getting warmer! :^D
Dream Job: To be the head director of a vaccine research laboratory for one of the world’s deadliest diseases!
So i saw you're talking about easter eggs and i want to join ahahah. Italians are the inventors of Kinder eggs because Ferrero (same as Nutella) makes them. Most of the time we think that eggs are only for kids but many 20 years old people (such as me ahah) want them. This year i brought one and i love their chocolate, it's so sweet. I also saw some Pokemon eggs ahahah. I love this tradition <3
Oh boi I bought ten of them just this month. I love them so much. Kinder chocolate is my favorite!!!! Ferrero makes those other chocolates, Rocher, that I dislike. I don’t like chocolate with hazelnuts inside, I think they ruin it. I have the same issue with Toffifee.
Hello!! I would like to be shipped with an exo member :3 I'm 5'5 and have medium red hair, I like to sleep and run (very weird combo) I love Nutella and boba^^ I enjoy reading, plus..I LOVE ME SOME IN-n-OUT :D I also have love for music and I play a few instruments myself (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) 감사합니다 !! Thank you!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ -ash
Hello honey! Thank you so much for requesting <3
In exo I ship you with … SEHUN!
(I don’t own this gif, all credit to the owners)
- Making pancakes together in the morning and smothering them in Nutella and all sorts of toppings. Eating you culinary creations in bed together and laying in till noon.
- Weekly (probably daily lets be serious) boba dates. You two would love to go to the nearest boba place and try out all the flavours! You would walk to the nearest park where you would sit and relax trying each others boba.
- Late night drives to IN-n-OUT then driving to a point that over looks the city. You would sit on the hood of your car eating your food looking at the city lights.
- Matching couples pyjamas for when the two of you decide to have a lazy day in the house. Pilling blankets and pillows up to make a fort to snuggle in and watch Netflix.
- Going on runs together and spending the whole time putting on silly runs to try and make each other laugh. Rewarding yourselves with smoothies afterwards.
- Going to cute little bars and cafes to listen to live musicians.
- Chilling on the sofa in your pjs wearing face masks with your favourite movie playing.
- Sehun loving to listen to you play your instruments, listening to you play would help him to unwind and forget all the stress of being an idol.
- Slow dancing to your favourite songs together.
- Reading him some of your favourite books before you go to sleep.
I hope you liked your ship, sorry if you didn’t get your bias.
Shawn Mendes Words ~ 1,800 Warnings ~ Most of the story talks about throwing up, so you’ve been warned. Summary ~ Don’t let Shawn cook I spent most of the day trying to write a request, but ended up deleting it because I hated what I wrote. So I ended up taking a break to revise my notes on food poisoning for class and I managed to write this pretty much instantly XD
Shawn was fast asleep when my stomach started to turn with unease. Being as
quiet as humanly possible, I dumped my laptop on the bed before leaping from
the bed and running to the bathroom. I had just enough time to close the door
before the contents of my stomach emptied itself into the loo.
I really hated to admit it, but I'm pretty sure Shawn gave me
food poisoning last night. The worst thing is that he seemed so excited to be
cooking for me for the first time since we moved in together, and tried really
hard to make it good.
He attempted to
make this really lovely chicken dish. I don’t normally eat met, but decided to
suck it up for one night and make him happy. Everything tastes wonderful,
but what we both failed to notice was that he under cooked my portion of the
dish, and by undercooked, I mean my chicken was completely raw. But I felt so
bad and didn’t want to upset him that I pretended not to notice and took three
more bites out of it, knowing there was only small chance of getting
salmonella. However, Shawn picked up on this pretty quickly. To make things
even worse, he was so apologetic about everything and even offered to share the
rest of his dinner with me.
Shawn did his
best to make up for the disaster. He brought me breakfast in bed before going
to work; toast with Nutella and chopped fruit. He even made sure to make my tea
perfectly and he put everything on a tray with a little flower.
Then when he
got home from work this evening, he made that one pasta dish that I love (the
only dish he knew how to make without messing up), even though he was exhausted
and all he wanted to do was sleep. Much like this morning with the tray, Shawn
laid the table all nice with a cloth that he must have went out a brought because
I’ve never seen it before. He even lit candles and put a bunch of roses in a
vase in the middle of the table. But I could already take two bites before the
nausea kicked in.
I had just flushed the chain and was about to clean myself up when a soft knock
came from the door.
“Baby?” That one word alone was filled with so much concern. Guilt slowly
seeped in. I had tried my best all day to hide how sick I was feeling from
Shawn, but he was quick to pick up that something was wrong.
“I’m okay. I’ll be out in a minute.” I replied while grabbing onto the counter
as I tried to stand, but my head felt too light and the whole room looked as if
it were spinning. I collapsed back to the floor just as another bout of
sickness took over.
I was over the toilet again in no time. Not even two seconds later, the door
opened to reveal a very sleepy Shawn. He was by my side in an instant, holding
my hair back with one hand while the other ran up and down my back in a
“Are you okay?” He asked once I was finished. I went to wipe my tears away with
the sleeve of Shawn’s hoodie that I was wearing, when I realised it was already
soaked through with something less pleasant.
“I’m sorry. I think I’ve ruined your jumper.” More tears sprung to my eyes as waves
of panic and fatigue seeped in.
“Oh, baby, you don’t need to be sorry.” Shawn didn’t seem to care how gross I
was and hugged me into his arms, pretty much smothering my face into his bare
chest while brushing my hair out of my face. We sat in silence for a good few
minutes before he spoke again, “I’m going to get you some water and meds, do
you need anything else?”
I shook my head
no. Shawn helped me sit on the edge of the bath so I could brush my teeth
before running off into the kitchen. I was already starting to fall asleep when
he came back with a glass of water, a small pile of crackers and a pack of
“Sorry, I know
you probably don’t want to eat again.” Shawn apologised as he handed me one two
of the crackers and the water. He was right, but I knew that taking the meds on
an empty stomach would be worse.
Shawn sat on
the bath next to me as I slowly munched away at the crackers. The boy looked
half asleep himself, he was constantly moving his leg in an attempt stay awake.
Every once in a while his eyes would slide shut, only to shoot open again when
he noticed they were closed.
“You don’t have
to stay up with me.” I told him, half feeling bad about keeping him up. He’d
already spent most of the day trying to make me feel better. But the other
half, my needier half, of me didn’t want to be alone and wanted him to stay and
His looked at
me with half open eyes, giving me a weak smile as he leaned over to kiss my
feverish head, “Nope, I’m not going anywhere. Plus, I’m sort of the reason why
you’re in this situation.”
My stomach sank
at those words, “Shawn, it’s not your fault-”
“Yes, it is.
Don’t lie to make me feel better.” He cut me off, kissing my head again and
handed me the meds, “Now take these. I’ll be back in a minute.”
Shawn was up
and out the room before I could say anything. I did what I was told and took
the meds. When I felt strong enough, I went over to the skin and washed my
face. The cold water felt amazing against my burning skin. Once I was done, I
flushed the loo again before sitting next to it, dropping my head between my
knees as another wave of nausea came over me.
At some point
Teddy must have trotted into the room because when I opened my eyes he was sat
in front of me, looking up at me with his head tilted like he was trying to suss
out the situation. It was strange seeing him so calm, normally he would be
bouncing off the walls whenever Shawn or I woke up, even if it was in the
middle of the night.
I greeted tiredly while ticking under his chin. He let his eyes
close for a brief second as his tail thumped against the floor, clearly liking
the attention. But he stopped when I leaned over the toilet again. Luckily
nothing came up.
Teddy let out a
whimper and placed his paw on my leg. When I didn’t respond, he stood up and
ran out the room. In the distance, I could hear fait barking followed by my
boyfriend’s laughter. Not long after Teddy came back into the room with Shawn
in tow. Teddy waddled back over to me, whining again as he rested his head
against my leg.
“He ran into our
room and started barking at me, I think he was telling me to hurry up.” Shawn
chuckled and closed the door with his foot. His arms were full with
blankets and pillows. He chucked everything on the floor and pulled out his favourite
oversized grey hoodie that he normally has to hide because I keep trying to
Shawn commanded sweetly. I was hesitant at first, not wanting to get this
jumper covered in my nasty fluids, but eventually complied when it became
evident that Shawn wasn’t going to stop staring at me until I did what he
He pulled the
soiled clothing from my body along with the shirt I was wearing underneath,
mumbling something about not wanting me to get too hot, and pulled the new
hoodie over my head. Usually the jumper was big on Shawn, so I was practically
drowning in the thing, my hands didn’t even meet the ends of the sleeves.
I snuggled into
the soft material and watched as Shawn moved about the room, grabbing some
clean towels from the cupboard and laying them on the floor to create a
makeshift bed on the floor. He gestured me over, handing me a blanket and
pillow before leaving the room again.
I tried to make
myself as comfortable as I could while lying on the bathroom floor. I was just
about to fall asleep when Shawn came back, now dressed in a pair of jogging
bottoms and with my laptop in his hand. The sound of Netflix loading echoed
through the room as he handed me the laptop before joining me on the floor.
“What is this
‘Netflix and keep the hell away from me I have Salmonella’?” I
joked weakly, but it still made Shawn laugh hysterically.
“My God, I love
you.” Shawn kissed my cheek and took the laptop from me, clicking on the first
show on my ‘currently watching’ list. He placed it on the floor and angled the
screen so we could see it before lying down, opening his arms as an invitation
for me to lie with him.
“So, the only
reason you love me is because I can crack jokes while throwing my guts up?” I
asked light-heartedly while scooting closer to him so he could wrap his arms
around me, snuggling my face against his chest.
“It’s one of
the reasons on a long list of many.” It took a lot of willpower not to kiss him
after he said that. One of his hands started running a path up and down my back
again while the other found itself playing with a strand of my hair,
twirling it around his finger before releasing it and starting again.
“Thank you for
staying with me.” I broke the long comfortable silence that had settled between
us. My eyes finally started to drift close again.
“It’s the least
I can do.” Shawn whispered back, shuffling slightly to find a better position
when Teddy decided to join us, “Thank you for being the sweetest girlfriend
ever and not yelling at me for poising you.”
We both laughed
when Teddy pretty much shoved me off my boyfriend so he could lay on Shawn’s
stomach. I shuffled up so my head was now resting on Shawn’s shoulder, helping
move his dead arm so it was draped comfortably over my waist.
“I love you too.” I randomly blurted out a response to what he
mentioned earlier before hum of the TV show and Shawn’s steady breathing lulled
me into a peaceful sleep.
Rules: answer the 20 questions and tag amazing followers you’d like to get to know better. I was tagged by @misstinagoldstein, thank you so much!!
Name: Jessie Nicknames: Some people call me choupette Zodiac sign: Aquarius Height: 161 cm Orientation: Bi Af Ethnicity: French Favourite fruit: i love the nectarines Favourite season: Summer, i’m a summer child Favourite book: No idea, it’s always hard to me to pick one but “les caprices de Marianne” by Alfred de Musset means a lot to me. Favourite flower: The lilies i just love how they looks Favourite scent:The nutella Favourite animal: cats Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Hot cocoa Average sleep hours: 8 I think Cat or dog person: i prefer cat but i have the cutest little dog Favourite fictional character: Clara oswald Number of blankets you sleep with: Three Dream trip: New york!! Blog created: I didn’t took that blog seriously before approximatively May 2015 Number of followers: 11k7
He made a plain one, but he put Nutella on it for me, which he knows I like. It was very… I really appreciated that he did that for me, even if I was… upset, and didn’t act very appreciative at the time. It means a lot to me when he does things like that. I’ll never grow tired of seeing that he cares about me like he does. It’s… I love him very, very much.