as long as i don't have to leave my room

💫 friendship / pre est. memes 💫
  • " sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) "
  • " look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! "
  • " if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "
  • " excuse you, sharknado is a classic! "
  • " ... and that's why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. "
  • " did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? "
  • " i love you, but you're being a shitbucket right now. "
  • " SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "
  • " have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? "
  • [ txt ] iconic.
  • [ txt ] 💃 dances angrily
  • [ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck
  • [ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.
  • [ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don't know how long our friendship will last.
  • [ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don't know.
  • [ txt ] i just opee dn up the vodk a le tsgo

izzy18  asked:

Boi I need help. Okay my parents have people over and my mom MADE me talk to them and I was obviously uncomfortable as usual and I wanted to go back to my room but for some dumb reason I WENT TO THE FREAKING LIVING ROOM. Now I'm stuck in here trying to avoid socializing at all costs and they'll talk to me if I leave the living room. I was playing piano, but the speaker started POPPIN FOR NO REASON so I turned that shiz off real quick. Long story short, I don't know how to get back to my room...

If you waited for an answer from me, you’re probably already dead.

Otherwise, I hope you fought your way back to your room with a really cool sword and mind powers!

imegastomper  asked:

I have noticed that awhile ago you had mentioned getting sick and then appearing here with us. Do you remember how you got sick?

…NO, I DON’T REMEMBER HOW I GOT SICK.

I KNOW IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY SOUL.

IT GOT REALLY HARD TO WALK THE LAST FEW DAYS.

I COULD BARELY MOVE, LIKE MY MAGIC WAS BEING CUT OFF.

SANS AND PAPY WERE REALLY WORRIED, THEY WOULDN’T LEAVE ME ALONE FOR EVEN A SECOND. ONE OF THEM WAS ALWAYS IN MY ROOM WITH ME.

Hetalia: Paint It White
  • America: Dudes, this is an emergency! As the paper in front of you with those crazy drawings that are supposedly words says, a majority of humanity has been turned into a noppera ghosty blobs by the freaky beam of light that shoots out of other noppera-bo-ba or baaa I don't really know how to say it. Tony, my righteous alien friend told me they're pictonians from the planet Picto. For reals dudes, Picto's way in like, way far outer space.
  • England: YOUR BRAIN'S IN WAY FAR OUTER SPACE!
  • America: Dude, they're born looking like noppera and they want everybody else looking just like what they're doing, HELLO! Listen up! we can't just let these noppera dudes make earth all freaking boringly white, right? This is wack! We gotta stop these dudes ! Who's with me?... Also, what's a noppera?
  • Japan: Oh yes, I know what they are. It is a Japanese monster without a nose, eyes, or a mouth. It's proper name is nopperabo, okay?
  • England: Wait a tick, are you trying to say this is all your fault Japan?
  • Japan: No! I was simply explaining what noppera means! No more, no less.
  • China: Why do I have to be turned into noppera because of stupid Japan and scary story...
  • Japan: It's not my fault!
  • America: Focus countries ! Japan may have screwed things up, but we still have time to fix it ! Now, your ideas will all suck so listen to me. We'll combine all our military strength! I'll be in command so you can all wear the colors of my flag! All heroes wear red, white, and blue!
  • Italy: I think we should gather under the white flag!
  • England: Why in God's name would we put you in charge?
  • America: Duh, I be the hero, everybody knows that!
  • England: I beg to differ...
  • France: Everybody knows I've got the biggest--
  • England: No one asked you, cheesy monkey!
  • France: Shut up, black sheep of Europe!
  • England: I told you not to call me that!
  • China: Ugh. They never stop talking...
  • Italy: White flags! Come on, I made a whole lot of them! See! We can each wave our very own!
  • America: Japan, you think I'm right, right?
  • Japan: Uh, well, this is why I sense the mood and refrain from speaking.
  • America: Russia! What are you gonna do, dude?
  • Russia: I'm going to do fighting!
  • America: Rock out my dog, I've got the perfect job for you to have then! Back-up sidekick!
  • Russia: What?!
  • America: Yeah, every super-hero needs a sidekick, I should know that, I'm the hero! They even make big-budget Hollywood crazy good movies about it!
  • England: We also have top-notch productions in the UK!
  • France: Um, time-traveling phone booths can only go so far.
  • England: Shut it, Pépé le Pew, just because you invented movie-making doesn't mean you're any good at it! All your films are good for are putting me to sleep!
  • China: Just have you know, my movies have been very popular lately.
  • America: Dude, you can't compete with Michael Bay sequels.
  • China: That attitude is why I restrict your films!
  • Japan: Mine are more quietly artistic with cultural story-telling.
  • Italy: My movies are the most fun ones if you want to ask me!
  • Germany: Grr... rgghh... rggghhhh... THAT IS ENOOOOOUUUUUUGH! WHILE YOU SIT HERE AND ARGUE ABOUT NOTHING, MORE OF MANKIND ARE TURNING INTO THOSE NOPPERA OR PICTONIANS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED!! NOW LISTEN. IF WE HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO THOSE THINGS, WE'LL LOSE OUR FACES SO WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE ANY OF US FROM THE OTHER. THINK ABOUT IT YOU DUMMKOPFSSSSSS!
  • America: Ha ha ha. No need to argue, 'cause I'm right!
  • Russia: I know my ideas are best because otherwise I kill them.
  • China: I'm only allowed to hear my thoughts and those are the ones I like.
  • Germany: Alright then. I'm done here. I don't know why I even thought that we could have a simple discussion. That's not how we work, is it? What a waste. This entire meeting has been pointless. I will do what I have to do and you do what you have to.
  • (Germany leaves the room; soon followed by everyone else)
  • Russia: That's exactly what I was going to say.
  • China: There's too much fighting together to figure out if we should even fight together anyway.
  • France: I am far too gorgeous to have been in a stuffy room for so long.
  • England: I am far too gorgeous to- Shut up France!
  • America: Ha ha ha ha! I was just trying to help! I don't need you guys, I'm the hero!
  • Japan: Ah. My belly. It hurts.
  • Italy: Uhuh! Hey, wait up you guys! Come on, don't leave me here by myself!
  • [Camera shoots to Canada, who is sitting alone.]
  • Canada: I'm still here. And I hate to complain, but no one even bothered to ask my opinion.
  • Kumajiro: Who are you?
  • Canada: I'm Canada.
The intuitive types in a reality show
  • ENFP: *hugs INTJ tightly* Oh my gosh! I can't believe we are gonna be on television ALL TOGETHER! We will be like roomies! Seeing each other everyday...24/7 xD
  • INTJ: Oh God. Stop. Please.
  • INFJ: I wonder if people would even want to watch something like this, it's not like we do a lot of drama
  • ENTP: The key is to just be overly dramatic. Everyone already knows these reality shows aren't real
  • ENTJ: That's true. But still, I can direct you guys to have more interesting situations come up
  • ENFJ: No, haha, I think the audience would much prefer us being our real selves. Afterall, why else would they bring us in?
  • INTJ: Oh please, my hope is that we act like our boring, normal selves, and they cancel this stupid show
  • INTP: Well, I mean I'm not totally against-
  • INFP: Ohhhh look we have 2 bedrooms
  • ENTJ: It makes sense to have the girls in one room, and the guys in the other
  • ENFP: Orrrr, as you said, to make it interesting we should mix the rationals and idealists!
  • INTJ: No wait-
  • ENTP: Oh yeah, that sounds interesting
  • INTP: But I-
  • ENFJ: As long as no one has any big problems with it, I don't see why not
  • INFP: I want to pair up with INTP! *links arms happily*
  • INTP: I-
  • INTJ: For the love of all that is good, please do not leave me with-
  • ENFP: INTJ IS MY BUDDY *hugs*
  • ENTJ: Okay, you four can take the downstairs room, ENTP, ENFJ, INFJ and I will take the room upstairs
  • INFJ: No but really, are we going to try and live like a huge family or something
  • ENFJ: I think all of our personalities are different enough to naturally have some...family feuding
  • ENTP: Obviously, and after a couple meltdowns and huge catastrophes, there is always that group of people that keep it cool all throughout
  • ENTJ: *fist bumps ENTP* And that is going to be us. Let's keep it together and own this show

anonymous asked:

Ok, so I was wondering did Elsa have a bathroom in her bedroom because if there wasn't that would mean she would leave her room and Anna would see her and I don't think even someone with superpowers can hold in their pee for that long...

This message just made me question my whole life. Anon you’ve made me think about this movie in a whole different way. 

Our future ~Nate Maloley imagine

This imagine was requested by the lovely iamnateslilmama.                       I hope you'll like it and sorry for the long wait. This was my first time writing in a boys pov so I don't really know how to feel about this imagine.

Paige P.O.V

‘Paige are you ready? We need to leave now otherwise we’ll be late.’ ‘Yes I’m coming.’ My boyfriend Nate and I are having dinner at his parents’ house. Since Nate hasn’t been able to visit a lot because of tour his parents organized dinner with the whole family. I was quite excited to go because Nate had a really nice family and because Nate’s cousin just had a baby. I went downstairs to the living room where Nate was sitting on the couch looking at his phone. He looked up when he heard me walking down the stairs. ‘Paige you look gorgeous.’ He said before giving me a quick peck on the lips. ‘Come we have to leave. We’re already 15 minutes late.’ We got into the car and drove to his parents’ house. After a 30 minute ride we arrived. Nate knocked on the front door and his mother opened the door. ‘Nate, Paige come in.’ she said giving us both a hug. We entered the house and walked to the family room where everybody was seated. We started to have small talks with everybody. After a while the men separated from the women to watch a football match. I was talking to Nate’s aunt when Nate’s cousin Sarah (random name) entered the room and came towards us with her newborn daughter. ‘Ahw Sarah she is so cute. She looks so much like you. What’s her name?’ ‘Her name is Sophia. Do you want to hold her?’ ‘Yes I would love too.’ Sarah gave Sophia to me and I started playing with her. She was such a happy baby. Sophia grew tired and fell asleep on my lap. Sarah noticed this and said ‘Paige I’m going to bring her to the baby room. I think she will wake up again if she stays here with all the noise.’ ‘I’ll come with you.’

Nate P.O.V

The football match ended and I started to look for Paige. When I couldn’t find her I decided to ask my mom about it. ‘Mom do you know where Paige is? I’ve been looking for her but I can’t find her.’ ‘I think I saw her going upstairs with Sarah. Maybe you should look there.’ I thanked my mom and started to go upstairs. After looking for Paige in numerous rooms I went to the baby room. The door was half opened so I looked inside and saw something that melted my heart. Inside the room I saw Paige holding a baby. It made me think about my future with Paige. I started to think about us getting married and having a baby of our own. God I sound like a girl but I just I never thought that a girl would make me feel like this. Ugh the boys are right…. I’m whipped.

Paige P.O.V

I was holding Sophia when I felt arms around my waist. ‘Have you ever thought about our future?’ I heard Nate whispering.  ‘Of course I have. Why do you ask?’ I said because I didn’t expect that question from Nate. ‘It’s just… imagine what our lives will be like in 5 years. I mean seeing you with Sophia made me think about us. Someday I want to be able to call you my wife and to have a baby of our own.’ I was quite surprised to hear this. Nate and I had never talked about this even though we were dating for almost 3 years. I turned around. ‘That would be a dream come true Nate. I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.’

I hope you liked it. Let me know what you think about it. You can still request so if you want one click here. Don’t be afraid to request ♡♡

Bye lovelies

xxx Dani

When the urge to break your book buying ban becomes too much.
  • This past weekend has been a really hard one for my family. As a result, I almost ended up breaking my book buying ban twice, since retail therapy helps me deal with life's crap (I've been on a book buying ban for 6 weeks.) Here are some tips that helped me and might help you when you get that sudden, uncontrollable urge:
  • 1: Stop and think--Can you really afford to splurge right now?
  • 2: Do you have any room?
  • 3: How long is your TBR and can you read a few more books before you give in?
  • 4: I like to go onto the popular book websites and see their sales because it kind of builds up my endurance to them. Whenever I go on those websites, I learn to tell myself, "No, you can't afford this. No, you don't need this." And if there's a sale, just remember that there will ALWAYS be sales. Companies thrive on a customer's "Sale High".
  • 5: Go through the motions online and add books to your virtual cart, but leave them in there. Sometimes the act of putting the books into a shopping cart helps feed that craving you're suffering from.
  • 6: If you're worried that you're going to forget a particular book unless you buy it, then write it down (or take a pic--create a pinterest)! Making a list of books to buy for when you can buy them helps you feel less stressed over forgetting the books, and will also help you go a little less wild when you finally have a taste of book buying freedom.
  • 7: Keep your mind occupied. Stay off the web and away from bookstores if you absolutely can't go to either without buying something.
  • 8: Find out what is stressing you out or urging you to buy books and find a different way to deal with it: Try writing, drawing, hanging out, or even going for a walk.
  • 9: Do you REALLY need that new book or boxset? Will you REALLY read it? Ask yourself if you will actually read a certain book. If you will, then add it to your to-buy list for the future, if not, then why do you want to buy it?
  • 10: Think about WHY you went on the book buying ban in the first place. Sometimes reminded ourselves of why we are trying to put a pause on our shopping is a cold shower to our heated need to buy books.
  • Do you have any more tips? Please feel free to add!