as in it didn't respond to commands

Brought 100 plastic army men, a toy Jeep, and a toy tank to work and spent a fair amount of time organizing them into an all-out war

When my sergeant walked over and asked where in the hell I got all them from, I asked him if commanders use plastic Army men with their sand tables when planning operations, because it would be perfect.

He just walked away muttering “I can’t work under these fucking conditions”