as if we didn't know already. might as well just put 'actual perfection.'

I don’t buy it - Jon isn’t “a northern fool”


I just don’t buy it. I still believe that Jon is playing Danielle (btw we are using this name so it won’t show up in the search, not as an insult), going “undercover” as he did with the wildlings, to ensure she helps against the white walkers. Want to know why? Keep reading, but I warn you this got … very, very, very long. 

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zekefreek  asked:

Do you think Tsumugi was anywhere near as smart as Ouma or did she just have the advantage of blindsiding him? Even in his final moments, he didn't seem to suspect her any more than any of the others. Atleast that we get to see.

Someone asked me a somewhat similar question awhile back and put it in really good terms. I don’t remember the exact phrasing, but it was something about how if Ouma is a chessmaster (and I do think he is, given all the evidence), then Tsumugi is an opportunist. I still think they really nailed it: opportunist is a perfect word for her.

If I had to compare how smart they both are in terms of just intellect? Ouma would probably be smarter. Considering he definitely seems to have some variation of SHSL Analysis, his predictive and analytical ability nearly rival Junko’s and Kamukura’s. Even taking into account the fact that he really is genuinely childish and even klutzy sometimes, he still seems… well, like a genius.

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Well, you know… After the final episode, I always wanted to put this beautiful music for Samurai Jack, for good reasons… But… I don’t know…

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

I don’t know what to say, maybe… I’m sad, happy, concerned, well, very, very awful for Jack… Really, my poor cute cinnamon roll T-T (Bitch, shut the fuck up! Oh, hell no!)

Ok, ok, people calm down, calm down!!

I made a list of all good things about each episode of SJ

  1. Episode I - A super badass intro with a samurai driving a metal horse of hell (Holy shit, The Ultimate Samurai)
  2. Episode II - The Ecstasy of Gold (yes dude, best part!)
  3. Episode III - “The decisions you make and the actions that follow are a reflection of who you really are”
  4. Episode IV - Pffff… “I like the back fur!” Oh, and the bug scene (Daughter Ashi loves Ladybug LOL)
  5. Episode V - Tiny Ashi, the Creepy Guy and more Stylish Jack
  6. Episode VI - “Never Forget Samurai Jack” and Ashi’s Beautiful Transformation (TinkerBell or some Sailor Moon costume)
  7. Episode VII - Tea Time or Cha-no-you… Oh, right… R.I.P Jack’beard (Dammit whyyyy???)
  8. Episode VIII - Uhhh… Damnit… Well, Jack’s fish-shaped head and he still is a cute cinnamon role? (Huh? Well yeah, I think)
  9. Episode IX - Ahhh… WTF?! So Aku it’s the REAL father of Ashi?!! Well, I did not see that coming… ¡Ah, yeah, turu-tututuru! R.I.P Scaramouch
  10. Episode X - OMFG, THE BEST FUCKING BATTLE OF THE FUCKING YEAR, YUUUUSSSSS!! (Oh, wait, If Aku dies… then that means Ashi never existed… oh, ok) (Oh, shit)

Huh, I really feel awful for Jack, cuz at the end, he lost the only person who mattered to him, and who he knew as for… ten episodes (weeks maybe? Ugh, I don’t fucking now). Wow, it was really an unexpected twist, but… That does not change MY perspective. I mean, I feel very, very, VERY bad for him… But I did not shed a tear at the last moment, yes, poor Jack, poor Ashi, Jesus, somehow I already knew it… 

I hate to be right.

I’m sorry for all people who likes Jashi, but… whoops, all we knew (or maybe not) from the first episode that once Jack defeated Aku, the future would change. And actually I don’t know how others are feeling this morning… dissapointing? angry? sad? happy? HOLY FUCKING JESUS, STOP.

Yes, I might have hoped for a better ending, with a super battle that really impressed me (Fucking seriously dude???) (No bitch, no, you just don’t understand but watching all the people that Jack gave them hope made me scream of happiness).

I personally would have seriously preferred that the final battle be commanded by King Jack and his first-chapter clothes (yes honey, like The Ultimate Samurai), along with the Scotsman and his daughters, along with Ashi wearing his white kimono and her own weapons (as well as having her onion-shaped hair) and along with everyone Jack has met against Aku… Just like the final comic… NOT A VERY FAST ENDING OR A FUCKING WEDDING… OMG, seriously?! Just one minute and everything went to hell… Are you kidding me?? 

Originally posted by y0ur-makeup-is-terrible

The other thing is that I feel very bad for Ashi, because I think she deserved more opportunities, she is a very lovely character, and although most of the fandom is crying because she “died”, I still think she was a great help for Jack, romantically (uggghh) or as a daughter (yup, that’s me). 

At the end Jack was able to achieve his goal, and that should matter.


Well, even if this is over, I will still ship Samurai Bravo, I will still see Ashi as a daughter for Jack, I WILL still love gay couples, the world it’s gonna kill me, but hey… Even if we do not match between… kind of ships (if I dare to say), I feel great because Samurai Jack has had the best and sad end deserved after so long. (If you don’t like that, you can kiss my ugly ass)


anonymous asked:

I'm just scared with "Shiro" back, it will put a divide between Keith and the others because they will treat him as the leader again, not listening to the decisions Keith wants to make ;; (like they already did in season 3)

Well, to be fair they only didn’t listen when Keith made… reckless decisions. Which is good - the team doesn’t feel afraid to speak up when their leader messes up. They have seen how Keith acted before he stepped up as a leader and they know that he will need extra support (at least until he gets used to his position). When he actually presents a good plan, they listen without complaints:

^here are two examples, one back in s3e3 even before Keith got his shit together and one in s3e4. It’s always been like this - Keith has the self-confidence and presence of a leader, he just… doesn’t really use it. He never had to lead anyone but himself and the team knows this. Keith internalizes his struggles but he doesn’t actively try to appear “perfect” as Shiro does so they know what he needs help with. In a way, they are more of a team now than they were before.

And even with ‘Shiro’ back the team is still extremely supportive of leader!Keith. Shiro was already back when Lance came to talk to him in his room because “he is the leader now”. When they called him out when he wanted to pursue Lotor with the comet-ship it wasn’t anything different from what they had done in episode 3. In that episode were also these scenes:

Here we have Keith supporting and presenting a plan to ‘Shiro’ and ‘Shiro’ supporting Keith. In the first one it looks like a leader talking to their teammate; in the second one it looks like a friend talking to a friend. Even ‘Shiro’ himself is supportive of leader!Keith. The only problem is that he is used to leading, likes it and is already seen as a leader by the team.

It’s definitely possible that the team will get torn while having 2 leaders that give conflicting orders. (I’m excluding Allura here because I’m talking about in-battle leaders; Allura is and has always been the only outside of battle leader :P) We have already seen Keith and ‘Shiro’ talking over one another and almost fighting in the middle of battle over how they should proceed. But I doubt that the other team members will revert to how they were before Shiro disappeared - they have learned to take on a more active role and speak up when they have complaints. It’s unlikely that they’ll go back to blindly following Shiro when they have worked together with Keith for months now. 

A negative thing that might happen though is that the team might get divided into different ‘fractions’. Some will prefer ‘Shiro’’s style of leading, some will prefer Keith’s. Keith and ‘Shiro’ need to work their differences out before the team gets thrown into disarray once more D:

anonymous asked:

Can I ask what do you think of Aron overall? IMO your last reply didn't really leave a positive impression of him but might just have been me. I think people have already made their minds up about him which when you think about it is such a shame especially how much of an effort he has made for us especially through MA (his old radio show) at one point that was all the closest communication with NU'EST we were getting.

Alright, here’s my honest thoughts on Aron. Some people might not like them, but I’m just sharing what I’ve observed. 

Yes, Aron is immature and I think he’s terrible at coping with trials and tribulations that are handed to him. I think he’s kind of escapist, and I think the reality of what it means to be an idol hit him hard as NU’EST struggled over the years. He thought he was gonna go to Korea and be a huge celebrity. He said himself “fame and money on my mind.” Aron romanticized the concept of being a Kpop idol the way most Kpop fans do, he was young when he made the decision to go to Korea and train under Pledis. The big issue here is Aron does not adapt well to change, and he still, to this day, struggles to assimilate into Korean culture. 

Aron is also a speak/act first and ask questions later kind of guy and it gets him into trouble. He’s terrible at self-filtering and I often think he doesn’t quite understand the gravity of what he says and how it can affect the people around him. He did really well in school (he was actually accepted into New York University but instead chose to pursue a career in music through Pledis), but he’s not an intellect. Not by far. 

But I also think Aron loves people; he’s a socialite. He enjoys high energy and fun. He’s actually quite simplistic in nature; give him a beer and a group of friends and he’s having a good time. He likes attention, he likes talking, he likes making friends. He’s got a great personality for being a host, which is why it was so wonderful for him to be on Arirang as a radio DJ because it gave him an outlet to be productive and involved in something. And you could tell he enjoyed it. 

And despite not necessarily grasping the effect his words and actions can have on people, he has shown realization that NU’EST has saved lives and he’s appreciated what the group can do for people. He does appreciate his fans, normally he is always updating his SNS so that we are always informed and always know what he’s up to. And for anyone who thinks that Aron hasn’t shown support for his co-members, you are mistaken. Aron is also currently barred from posting to his SNS account (though he’s been shown on his friends’ accounts multiple times, as they aren’t under any SNS ban) but he has been liking posts asking for support for the other 4. 

He’s not perfect, and stacking him up against the other 4, he seems to be lacking in many ways, but I also think there’s a lot of good and potential in Aron, if he could just see it and strive to do something with it. He irritates me often, but I also love him the way I would love a brother. 

I know people have been sending me multiple, negative asks related to Aron because they’re trying to trick me into validating some ot4 ideology, but the joke is on them. I support ot5, as long as it includes an Aron who puts in the work and wants to be there. And if Aron wants to leave? I’ll support ot4, because what’s most important to me is that everyone involved is happy, that the decisions are being made consciously, and that it’s a productive move for all 5. Aron might have a lot to learn, but he’s still a part of this group until he decides to leave, and I will always root for him to grow and learn. Because I think he can. 

A fic to celebrate one of the most important days of the year

Y’all know what day it is…our favorite blue paladin’s birthday!!!! so to celebrate this (should be) international holiday, here is the first chapter to a fic, starring Lance as a journalist, and Keith as a police officer, also featuring shay and the rest of team voltron (except pidge who will be introduced in a later chapter don’t worry guys I didn’t forget about her). tagging @hastalalaterkeith7152 for letting me bounce ideas off you and also practically forcing me to write this :) length for this chapter is about 3780 words. please guys tell me what you think of this. would you like to see more chapters?

Chapter 1: Late

Routine was a pivotal function of life. It provided structure, organization, and better time management, which were all qualities of successful people. That was why Lance McClain began nearly every day in the same fashion. Wake up, make coffee, drink coffee, read the newspaper, shower, brush teeth, get dressed, go to work. Simple. Very difficult to screw up. Yet somehow, this particular morning had so easily gone to mush.

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Worth It (a klance family reunion au)

(Idk what this is but I hope you like it??) ————————————

It’s Labor Day weekend, and the McClain family is having a huge family reunion. Lance is excited, but also lowkey horrified to have 145 (146 if you count Paulie, but nobody counts Paulie) of his family members crammed into his mom’s little house in the middle of nowhere. Parents, grandparents, grandkids, estranged aunts and uncles, wild cousins of all ages, and siblings all running around a rickety 21 year old house: Lance can already imagine the headache. As he travels back to his hometown, he can already hear the questions he’ll be getting: “So Lance, do you have a girlfriend yet?” or “ay, Lance I bet you’re popular with the ladies, eh buddy?” or “I know you’re waiting for a good [lance’s heritage] girl to be your girlfriend.” when he’s really, really not and he’s actually been more popular with the boys than girls lately but he’d die before he tells his family that.

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pick up lines sentence starter
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
  • Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
  • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
  • Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
  • You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  • Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
  • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
  • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
  • Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
  • There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  • Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
  • You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
  • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
  • Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
  • You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
  • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  • Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  • I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
  • Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
  • Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  • If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
  • Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
  • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  • What's on the menu? Me-n-U
  • You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
  • I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
  • Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
  • Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
  • Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
  • I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  • You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  • I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
  • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
  • Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  • (Ask a person for the time) 9: 15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  • Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
  • Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  • I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
  • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
  • You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
  • I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  • If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
  • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
  • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
  • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  • Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
  • Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • This time next year let’s be laughing together.
  • Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  • Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
  • Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
  • Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
  • I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
  • Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
  • I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
  • I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
  • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
  • Wow! Are those real?
  • I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
  • You are the reason men fall in love.
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
  • You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
  • You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  • You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • You should be someone's wife.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
  • You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
  • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
  • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  • Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
  • I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
  • If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
  • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
  • I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
  • You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  • You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
  • I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
  • Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
  • This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
  • Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
  • if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
  • Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
  • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  • Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
  • You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
  • You're hotter than donut grease.
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
  • Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
  • If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
  • I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
  • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • On The Phone
  • She/He says: "Hold on"
  • You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
  • Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
  • Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  • Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  • Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
  • You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  • Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  • When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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Stiles pulls his ragged fingernail from between his teeth and bursts out impatiently, “Well?”  Lydia’s been holding onto the thing for seventeen whole seconds (yes, he’s been counting) and she still hasn’t said anything.

She idly flips the card over and looks up at him, eyebrows raised.  “‘Well,’ what?”

Lydia,” he flings out his hand towards the wrinkled, now-soft paper she’s holding.  Spit that had been clinging to his thumbnail hits Lydia in the thigh with the action and she glares at him.  Stiles bravely soldiers on, hoping him ignoring it will lead to her ignoring it, “do you know what this is?”

He folds his arms over his chest, hands hidden under his biceps so Lydia will stop trying to detach his thumb from his body through nothing more than sheer willpower.  If anyone was going to accomplish it, it was going to be her.

It semi-works.  At least she eases back to scrutinizing the address printed on the card that Derek’s girlfriend had flicked at Stiles’ head and sniffs.  “It’s a business card that was very clearly trash at some point.  And probably should be trash again.”  She holds it out to him like an antiques expert who’s just told him his retirement is nothing more than a spoon from the 1990s that she could find at Kohl’s for a, rather reasonable, seventy-five cents.  She checks back in with his expression and it makes her outstretched arm falter.  “Yet looking at the crazy-eyes you’re currently sporting,” she says, rolling her eyes, “I’m finding myself preparing for sinister plots and fanciful delusions.”

Stiles holds up a deductive finger, nodding, and says cleverly, “It only looks like a business card.  What that is, is a trap.  A Carrie-covered-in-pig’s-blood-humiliated-at-the-prom trap.  Your future husband’s current girlfriend doesn’t just give you a little starred, ‘he is here, you are x miles away,’ map, okay?  That would be way more helpful than they are known for being.”

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Fic: Evening

For the Klaine Advent Challenge Day 5: Evening

“Do you think we’ll still be living in New York when we’re old?” Blaine asks, and Kurt looks up from his laptop finds Blaine standing by the window where the light is fading fast, looking outside with a far-away expression on his face.

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Hayes Grier Imagine for anon

“Y/N, will you take Lanie next door to play?” Your mom popped her head into your bedroom, as you finished unpacking your last box. You moved to North Carolina from California last week, in the middle of July.

“Next door?” You raised your eyebrows, and your mom nodded. She stepped into your room, your four year old sister following suit and holding her favorite Barbie doll. “Mom have we even met our neighbors?”

“Well,” Your mom rolled back and forth on her heels, “I’ve met the Griers. That’s where I want you to take Lanie. Lanie met their youngest, Skylynn at Daycare this morning and Elizabeth, her mother, invited Lanie to come over and play.”

“Cute.” You smiled at your sister, ruffling her curly brown hair, “Do they have any other kids?” You were hoping to find a new friend.

Your mom nodded immediately, “Oh yes. Elizabeth told me all about her family. She has three boys,” She paused, trying to remember their names, “Um, Will, I believe she said he’s eighteen. There’s Nash, who’s in high school. Which by the way, is too old for you young lady.” Your mom narrowed her eyes at you, and you rolled your own eyes, “Get on with it mom.”

“And then the youngest boy is Hayes. If I’m not mistaken, he’s in your grade and you’ll be going to school together.” Your mom nodded, fixing Lanie’s sundress and putting a bow clip in her hair, “Elizabeth claims he’s a very sweet boy, I think you should talk to him.”

“Mom are you trying to set me up?” You furrowed your eyebrows, crossing your arms. Your mother widened her eyes, “No of course not Y/N.” She waved her hands, flustered. She was such a terrible liar.

“I just want you to find a new friend.”

“Mhm.” You replied sassily, taking hold of Lanie’s hand, “Yeah sure I’ll take her over.”

“Okay, it’s the house to our left.” Your mom nodded, and pat down Lanie's wild hair.  “Have fun with Skylynn sweetheart. I’ll be home from my afternoon shift around seven.” Your mom told the second sentence to you, and you nodded.


“And Y/N, see if that boy suits your fancy.” Your mom winked over her shoulder, stepping out of the room. You groaned, covering your face with your hands, “Mom no one even says that anymore!”

She laughed, grabbing her purse and keys and walking out the front door to the car. She waved at someone, and then was off. Once your mom left, you grabbed Lanie’s hand, “Ready to go girly?”

She bobbed her little head, grabbing your hand, “I’m ready. Skylynn says she has a horse set!” Lanie jittered, clapping her hands.  You smiled, she was such a cute little girl, everything excites her. You gasped, trying to act surprised, “Wow, that’ll be fun!”

You gave Lanie a juice box, fixing her dress and walking out into the hot North Carolina sun.

You walked Lanie down the gravel driveway, holding her hand as you went down the porch steps. She swung your hand, humming to herself before pointing to your neighbor’s yard.

“There’s Skylynn!” She giggled, her finger leading to an adorable blonde little girl playing in her front yard with a bunch of plastic horses.

You smiled at Skylynn, as she tugged you up the Grier’s driveway and into the yard.

“Hi Lanie!” Skylynn ran up to Lanie and they hugged. You wanted to coo in adoration, they were both just so cute. You only held it in because that was the same moment you realized that there were about ten other guys in the Grier’s yard. How had you not noticed them before?

They were all older, you were only thirteen anyhow. Except for one, who had dark hair and blue yes you could see from across the yard. He was a few inches shorter than everyone else, and they were all playing football on the other side of the yard. 

“Y/N do you want to play with us?” Skylynn tugged on your hand, and you looked down at her, “I have horses.” She bribed, and Lanie gasped in excitement.

“Yeah Y/N, stay with us and play with the horses!”

“I have eighteen.” Skylynn nodded proudly, and then paused, “No, thirty! I have thirty real horses in my room.” She nodded at her answer.

“Thirty? Real horses?” You chuckled, playing along. She was something else.

“Mhm.” Skylynn rolled back and forth on her heels, “And I’m gonna get three more, and then I’ll have forty-two hundred!”

Oh Skylynn.

You really wanted to get back to the house, but there was no way you could say no to your little sister. Besides, two four year old girls were currently giving you the puppy-dog eyes, which you were a sucker for.

“Oh, alright.” You sighed, giving in, and you let Skylynn take your hand and pull you to a big pink blanket filled with horses. Wow, she wasn’t kidding when she said she had a big horse set.

All three of you sat down on the blanket, you Indian Style. They started to play together, giggling about butterflies and whatnot. They talked to you, and Skylynn called you pretty.

“Why thank you Skylynn,” You smiled, putting a hand to your chest, flattered by a preschooler.

“You’re prettier though.” You added, and Skylynn waved it off. “Nash and Hayes call me pretty!” She grinned, and pointed to her brothers, “Everyday!”

“NASH! HAYES!” Skylynn called, cupping her little hands over her mouth as she screamed for her brothers’ attention. The football game immediately stopped, two boys with the same features came over, their friends in tow.

“Yeah Sky?” The oldest asked, wiping his face. You felt eyes on you, but you ignored them and fixed Lanie’s untamed hair once again.

“Am I pretty?” Skylynn asked cheekily, batting her eyelashes. You giggled, se was adorable. The oldest chuckled, “Yes you are, Skylynn. Very pretty.”

“See!” Skylynn turned to you, and you nodded. You felt about ten pairs of eyes land on you, and you blushed.

“Who’s this Skylynn?” The youngest brother knelt down to his sister’s height, looking at you. You met eyes with him, and holy crap. His eyes were more mesmerizing than they were from across the yard. You tried not to stare.

“I’m Y/N,” You introduced yourself shyly, and put your hand on Lanie’s bed of curls, “And this is my little sister Lanie. We just moved here last week and Skylynn invited Lanie to play.” You explained.

All the boys nodded at the same time.

“Well, I’m Hayes.” The youngest brother stuck out his hand, and you shook it. You tried to ignore the tingles firing up your arm, and you smiled.

“Nice to meet you.” You added, and everyone sat down. Everyone introduced themselves, and you realized that these boys weren’t just any other boys, these were the Magcon Boys.

“So,” You asked, fiddling with a piece of grass, “I thought you all lived in different states.”

“We do, we’re on a break from tour and on the way home we thought we’d crash here for a day or two.” Shawn Mendes put his arm around Nash’s shoulder.

“You’ve heard of us?” Hayes asked, a smile gracing his already beautiful face. A faint blush kissed your cheeks, and you nodded, “Yeah, of course. All my friends in California loved you.”

“You’re from California?” Matt asked, and you nodded once again, “Yeah. My dad got a job transfer here, I’ll probably be in North Carolina for a very long time.” You explained, shrugging. You were okay with the idea of living here for a long time, especially since Hayes lived right next door. Lanie would love it too, having Skylynn as a best friend was apparently her new goal.

“Well,” You clapped your hands together after a few minutes, looking at the time, “I better get home.”

“Why?” Cameron whined, “You seem cool.”

“Thanks Cameron,” You smiled, “But I have to get rid of some boxes and finish unpacking. Will Lanie be okay here?” You asked, holding your little sister’s shoulder. She didn’t do anything, she continued playing with Skylynn and her fifty plastic horses. 

“She’ll be fine.” Hayes nodded, “My mom is just inside. Have you met her yet?”

You shook your head, you hadn’t met Elizabeth yet.

“Well, you might as well considering you’re leaving your baby sister in our hands.” Hayes shrugged, and hopped up. Why was he so jittery? He looked nervous.

“Um, ok.” You shrugged, and Hayes helped you up. Nash looked at him weirdly, and then laughed. What was so funny? Hayes pushed me forward, to the front door, with his hand holding the small of my back. I could just tell he was already flicking Nash off behind his back, because all the boys hooted with laughter. I stifled my giggles, as Hayes and I walked into his spacious house.

“So, where’s your mom?” You asked, fiddling your thumbs.

“Um,” Hayes scratched the back of his neck, stepping a little closer. Wow, he seemed to be a foot taller than you in person. His taller frame towered over you, making you feel… safe in a strange way.

‘Well,“ Hayes continued, trailing off, "I honestly don’t care if you meet my mom. It’s just that if I didn’t tell you this alone the guys would never let me live it down.”

“Okay,” You nodded, somewhat understanding what he meant, “What is it you wanted to tell me?”

“I know this is going to sound… odd, considering I met you ten minutes ago…” Hayes trailed off for the second time, his perfect blue eyes meeting yours. You blushed a little, what is he going to tell you? You felt the nerves pile up, and you breathed through your nose to make is sound like you weren’t hyperventilating.

“Go on.” You urged Hayes, and he nodded, “I think you’re cute.” He blurted, and then immediately turned pink. You blushed too, letting out  a laugh, “Is that what you were so nervous about?”

“Yeah.” Hayes let out a breathless sigh, laughing at himself and with you as well, “Is that weird?”

“No, no that’s not weird at all.” You shook your head, and blushed again. If you had a dollar for the amount of times you blushed in the past fifteen minutes, you would be on a yacht right now. You couldn’t believe this was actually happening.

“But for the record,” You piped up, “I think you’re cute too.”

Hayes smiled at you, and you giggled and let him hug you. When you broke away, you smiled, “Well, I guess I better head home. My mom will pick up Lanie around seven, if she’s any problem call me and I’ll pick her up.”

“I don’t have your number.” Hayes leaned forward on his toes, making a point. That’s right, he didn’t. That would obviously have to change.

“Here.” You stated, grabbing a pen and jotting the number on the back of his hand. He stepped closer to you, making it easier so you didn’t have to reach up much.

“So I’ll see you around?” You asked, shuffling your feet shyly. Hayes didn’t respond, he only leaned in and pressed a light kiss to your cheek.

“You can count on it, beautiful.”

on the sherlock special?

well, that didn’t clear up/answer anything. except, y’know. ev e ry thing??? (i’m sorry i’m still very confused but excited???)

I’m just going to assume that 98% of that is a huge hallucination, meaning that, we perceive the world strictly from Sherlock’s view. John and Mary’s situation? The influence Moriarty currently has over Sherlock’s mind? Sherlock’s constant battle between humanization (”You keep me right, John Watson… It’s always you.”) and being the sociopath he wants to be (”I am you! … I’ll burn the heart right out of you.”)? All there. I would only consider the bit near the end on the jet, before Sherlock leaves to baker street, and near the beginning where Sherlock admits to overdosing, to be canon. And even then - maybe not?? (I do love this episode. I really do.) 

speaking of overdosing, something a lot of people keep pointing out; I really want to know when/how he got ahold of those drugs.

Was he high while speaking to john? I want to say this is unlikely (”He didn’t seem high”). I also want to bring attention to how angry john was at sherlock (and hurt?? wow) to the point where I was almost surprised. I’d be upset, too, if my best friend endangered himself (fucking agaiN???) and invalidated his own goodbye/almost-admission-of-love by being under the influence.

Did he only think to drug himself himself after he got on the jet? Probably? I’d say so. I mean, sure, if we’re putting on our johnlock glasses - holy shit!! he’s because he’ll never see john again!! he’d rather die than leave jawn!!! - but there’s also the fact that he has about 6 months to live, as predicted by his, possibly dying, uncaring brother. On top of that, his best friend (and probable love interest) is left with an untrustworthy woman, their unborn child(!???!), and Sherlock likely views himself as the only one to blame. So, yeah, he’ll read Jawn’s shitty blog and mope. Can you blame him? (I mean, I love Johnlock, but saying it’s only about John seems a little unfair.)

Sherlock still reading John’s blog after finding out about Moriarty’s “resurrection” turns into a more… “This is what I sacrificed for Moriarty’s death. And it was all for nothing.” Or, maybe he’s considering, “If Moriarty is still alive, how extensive is his network? How far back does our connection go?” Maybe he’s reading those ‘anonymous’ comments, or those from ‘theimprobableone’ and he’s connecting the dots.

Then, of course, I have to wonder about Mycroft. It’s clear he’ll die in two years (As Victorian Sherlock predicts… repeatedly, or, perhaps, Sherlock’s subconscious just simply worried). And Mycroft… might know his own time is limited?

  • He’s being increasingly tender towards Sherlock, which doesn’t fit their brotherly rivalry. Him telling sherlock how he’s always been there, etc.(I have no doubt Mycroft really does care, but he’s better versed in the art of tough love. Why change it now? Though, the last Christmas before the whole CAM ordeal, and we see Mycroft still acting out of character.)
  • He tells John to take care of Sherlock… to either mean “After I’m gone…”, or, “Take better care of him” (As John has the ability to make or break Sherlock, said by Mycroft himself is S1)
  • Mary (who many speculate is connected with Moriarty somehow, after having been in the CIA and then done ‘freelance’. And there’s her disappearance, which has Napoleon of Crime written all over it. Of course, no one ever gets out of Moriarty’s employment and debt, you know. She’s a perfect pawn to burn John’s, and then Sherlock’s, heart out.) keeps interrupting Mycroft, showing him up, and illustrating his fall from power = Power shift from Mycroft towards Moriarty.

And there’s everything else the episode tells us about Sherlock, simply because it’s all from Sherlock’s point of view. Consider it a fanfiction written by yours truly. Quite meta, isn’t it? (”Stop shoving everything up it’s own ass!”)

  • Generally, modern-day scenes in the mind palace seem to = Sherlock’s perception of reality, and the Victorian era is closer to how things were/should be, though all of it is really a fantasy.
  • Sherlock’s finally addressing his own ingrained misogynistic views: Underestimating Mary (“If you take another step, I’ll shoot you” “No, Mrs. Watson, you won’t.”) How horribly he treated Molly Hooper. His usage and cruelty towards Janine (which she arguably knew about and instead, I believe, was using Sherlock). And Sherlock brushing dear Hudders aside as a mere plot device. Maybe this will change?
  • His self-loathing, or, at least, confusion with himself is reviewed. But really, Victorian!Watson is basically prodding him into a conversation about sexuality, one they’ve had before (”You know more about women than I, Watson”) and Sherlock shuts it down. Again. Maybe repression acts as a safety for him? Or he views himself as an obstacle? Either way, we know this is still a big question for Sherlock - he cares.
  • The idea that he is explicitly aiming to be what John expects/a sociopath is also highlighted at least twice (”Love is just a crack in the lens..” ”No, those were my words… I know you’re a human”)
  • We see Victorian!Mary and Sherlock deduces that her husband has been stolen by another. (Himself. Hah.)
  • Then seeing Sherlock’s version of reality (digging up a grave? er, just go with it. at least it’s modern-era) where John readily gets sick of Sherlock and leaves with Mary.
  • As a ‘replacement’ for John (like Molly temporarily was), Lestrade enters the picture to help Sherlock dig up the grave. Lestrade is the only one helping = Lestrade is Sherlock’s last reliable link.
  • And this is only after John leaves with Mary - I’d say Sherlock saw himself losing John to Mary, and was worried about this. And with the “Quip Rule” (anything that makes the audience laugh has a deeper meaning), “I’m taking Mary home”/”Mary’s taking me home”, we know it probably holds importance. 
  • Sherlock is completely aware of John’s jealousy towards Irene Adler. And has been, for a long time. (And he’s still bothered by it!)

and of course,“It’s never twins.” Maybe we can actually take something at face value for once. I doubt it, though.