as i pull a couple of levers

The Walls Have Eyes Pt. 2

This takes place directly after part 1. The DM has basically told us that all we need to do is pull the lever, which we hadn’t done yet at this point. The party consists of a paladin and a sorceress that literally couldn’t kill a fly. Not for moral reasons. She was just inept.

Paladin: Alright, I pull the lever.

She pulls the lever, we hear another enemy, they wall opens and we see an enemy standing in the corpse of another.

Me: *screaming* PULL THE LEVER AGAIN.

Paladin pulls the lever, and the wall closes.

DM: You know you have to go in there eventually.

Me: Ok, I ready launch bolt to be cast upon my seeing the enemy. Ready? Pull the lever.

Paladin pulls the lever, DM makes a couple roles.

DM: Ummmmm, ok. The wall opens, and now there are two more corpses. They were teleporting in, and killed each other.

Not Quite A Crash Landing | Closed

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

“I know, I know!” John pulled the next couple levers and hit some buttons. “Oli, pull us up! This is gonna be an emergency landing, see that clearing?” There was a whistle through the controls, and John nodded. “We got this!”

There was a really unsettling rattle and the landing gear descended. “I really need to fix that panel,” he muttered. “All right, all right almost there.” There was a rumble and a jolt as the spacecraft gallumphed to the ground, and John yanked the brand to pull it to a stop. It skidded a bit on the wet plants, but stopped with a lurch. He sat silently for a few moments.

“Oli?” Beep beep, whistle. “Cool. Let’s get out and see what the hell happened.” John pressed the button to lower the droid, climbing out of the cockpit. He went to the back, seeing the little purple and blue droid in one piece, and sighed as he looked up at the smoking back.

“This is gonna take a while.”

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Closed w/ ask-theasshole | Star Wars AU

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

“I know, I know!” John pulled the next couple levers and hit some buttons. “Oli, pull us up! This is gonna be an emergency landing, see that clearing?” There was a whistle through the controls, and John nodded. “We got this!”

There was a really unsettling rattle and the landing gear descended. “I really need to fix that panel,” he muttered. “All right, all right almost there.” There was a rumble and a jolt as the spacecraft gallumphed to the ground, and John yanked the brand to pull it to a stop. It skidded a bit on the wet plants, but stopped with a lurch. He sat silently for a few moments.

“Oli?” Beep beep, whistle. “Cool. Let’s get out and see what the hell happened.” John pressed the button to lower the droid, climbing out of the cockpit. He went to the back, seeing the little purple and blue droid in one piece, and sighed as he looked up at the smoking back.

“This is gonna take a while.”

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