as he that sleeps here swim
Liam Payne to have mansion renovated ahead of arrival of first child with Cheryl
LIAM PAYNE is getting his mansion in shape ahead of the arrival of his first child with popstar girlfriend CHERYL next month. Construction work is underway at his Sussex six bedroom manor after pla…

LIAM PAYNE is getting his mansion in shape ahead of the arrival of his first child with popstar girlfriend CHERYL next month.

Construction work is underway at his Sussex six bedroom manor after planning permission was granted for some big renovations…but, no, it’s not to turn his ONE DIRECTION trophy room into a nursery.

Instead Liam is converting three garages into a giant snooker room as well as building a big underground gym and swimming pool.

Looks like the dad-to-be isn’t quite ready to grow up just yet. Better hope all that building work clanging and crashing is done with by the time his newborn is here.

We doubt baby – or his exhausted other half – will be very impressed to lose out on their beauty sleep just so he can play The Big Break with pals.

2 points here - Sussex mansion?  What happened to Surrey?  They’re completely different counties a lot of miles away from each other.  And didn’t we have a very similar story complete with pictures of plans last year? 

anonymous asked:

Can you recommend me some Larry fantasy/supernatural fanfic? Thanks a bunch!

a long way down (to the bottom of the river) by MediaWhore (24k)

All the small things by kitundercover (20k)

as he that sleeps here swims by Acavall (22k)

Black with Autumn Rain by whimsicule (93k)

Coax the Cold by MediaWhore (86k)

Domestic Monsters Series

feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream by togetherwecouldbealright (123k)

Gazed by justgotowisharder (14k)

if we take this (cat) in by iamaveryprettypony (2k)

If You Build Yourself a Myth by pukeandcry (12k)

In Five Million Years (You and I Will Be Echoes in Space) by roaroftheninth (13k) (TW : MCD)

Keep Me In Your Pocket by ologist (3k) (Login)

long hair don’t care by ballsdeepinjesus (20k)

love is divine by stylinsoncity (25k)

nocturne in silver and blue by tinyweirdloves (97k)

One day to believe in you by mediaville (7k)

Purer Than The Water (like we were) by FeelsForBreakfast (33k)

Run Like the Devil by benzos (138k)

survivors of the wild by harryswhale (46k)

They Never Quite Leave by kiwikero (24k)

To Embroider Your Waist With Corals by smittenwithlouis (100k)

Work Me Over by hiswittlehands (51k)

You and Me and the Devil Makes Three by moodlighting (10k)


they only really wear each others clothes when theyre home/sleeping bc of how much their shirts do Not fit each other. dave is the first one to switch their wardrobe and john laughs at how much dave swims in his t shirts. since daves a literal string bean his shirts hug johns beefy chest p tight and hes caught off guard the first time he finds john wearing his shirt. daves shirts get progressively baggier which he doesnt exactly appreciate but likes it too much when john wears his clothes so he doesnt complain…..much

Okay, since it’s now canon that percy is a swimmer, here’s some things to consider:
-he wakes up super early for morning practice and sleeps through his math class
-broad shoulders!
-eats constantly. constant snacking. lots of food in his bag. so much food.
-what’s that you say? cap tan? and goggles tan? gods, percy wear sunscreen during outdoor practice
-lots of chlorine means hair that won’t smooth down eVER
-back muscles. b a c k muscles
-don’t tell me percy would be anything but a sprinter. one time he swam the five hundred and got out after a two hundred. he’s all about that 50 life
-he’s got a big old speedo bag filled with a mix of mildewy towels, broken goggles, and old camp shirts
-annabeth timing at his highschool meets and showing up with big signs at club ones

anonymous asked:

Sleeping positions/habits of iwatobi and samezuka?

i’m totally sitting in bed whilst writing this just wishing that i had one of these dorks here right now (-, – )…zzzZZZ


Haruka: Sleeps on his back, and usually keeps to his own side of the bed. Mostly a still sleeper, but there is the odd occasion where he’ll move, kicking his arms or legs (wait, is he trying to swim?), which can sometimes be funny to watch… It’s not such fun to experience, though. Haru’s an early riser naturally, and he’ll be out of bed straight away, unless convinced otherwise.

Makoto: Cuddler, even though he doesn’t mean to, really. Sleeps on his side and is good at staying in one place at first, but throughout the night tends to spread out and start to move his limbs - he’s quite large, too, so this can cause some falling out of bed scenarios. Either him or his partner, that is. He’s a pretty late sleeper, naturally, and so needs a good alarm to wake him up.

Nagisa: Do I even need to say cuddler? He’ll hold onto his partner all throughout the night, and sometimes even into the morning when they need to get up early and he’s still got an iron grip on them. Usually sleeps on his front with limbs splayed out if he’s sleeping alone. His waking time kind of depends on how tired he is. Also, occasional sleep talking. It’s amusing sometimes, horrifying others.

Rei: Similarly to Haruka, he’s a fairly straight sleeper, and also sleeps on his back. You can often find him reaching out to try and touch his partner during the night, though, which can come as a bit of a surprise, and might not end well… Either way, he’s mostly pretty good at staying still. Early riser by nature - unless it’s raining. Expect him to sleep through the morning if the weather’s bad.


Rin: Light sleeper - actually snores a little, although it’s more deep breathing. Sleeps on his side, and actually prefers to sleep with the covers off (something he picked up in Australia, apparently). Good at staying still at night, although it’s easy to tell if he’s bothered by something, because he’ll toss and turn more than usual. Very early riser - it’s actually a little impractical how early he gets up sometimes.

Sousuke: Sleeps on his front when he’s on his own, sleeps on his back when sleeping with someone else. He’s very good at staying still - the most he’ll do is reach out to put an arm around his partner during sleep, but apart from that and the occasional turn, he’s a good guy to sleep with. Also has a habit of spooning, but to be fair he does that whilst awake, too, so no big surprises here. Waking time varies - he kind of just goes with the flow.

Nitori: Welcome to sleepwalking hell. Ok, that’s a little unfair, really… It’s not every night that it happens, and when it does, it’s usually just wandering around the bedroom, but it happens nonetheless. He’s also said some pretty interesting things in his sleep, but claims not to recall them the following morning. And yes, he’s the small spoon. He’s a pretty late waker, although he gets out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off.

Momotarou: Sleeps like a log, surprisingly. Seriously, once this boy has his head hit the pillow and his limbs are comfortable, he’s out until the following morning, and you’d have to literally dunk him in ice cold water to wake him up. Despite this, he’s actually quite an early riser, naturally, and will generally wake everyone else up. If he’s had a lazy day, then he might actually sleepwalk, although this is rare.

just some 'how they met' AU's I want to see written one day

• ‘my dad invited me to go on a fishing trip with him and his buddies and I hate water and can’t swim but I don’t wanna crush my dad’s feelings and he said his friend’s son was coming too, so I’m kind of hoping he’s cool’ and 'I fell into the water and you were the only sober one who was able to save me’

• 'our class when on a 'survival skill learning’ camping trip and left a group of students out in the middle of nowhere and oh my god it’s three AM and I’m trying to sleep but you’re over here cursing at the wind for knocking your tent over again jUST SLEEP IN HERE WITH ME BRO’

• 'you were singing some dumb musical duet all by yourself and didn’t notice I was walking behind you until I started singing part 2 and you got embarrassed because you thought you were alone and you didn’t know anyone else liked that musical’

• 'we were waiting in line for the FerrisWheel and your friend decided last minuet he didn’t want to ride and backed out, so we got jammed into the same kart together AND THEN the ride got stuck while we were at the top, but you aren’t so bad to be around for two hours…lets go ride more shit together’

• 'I accidentally might’ve burst your eardrum from screaming so loud on the roller coaster, now I owe you ice cream and cotton candy…’

• 'your dumb cat keeps coming to the wrong house at 4 AM and meows for a long time because I won’t let it in, pLEASE KEEP IT LOCKED UP AT NIGHT, IM TIRED OF CALLING YOU EVERY MORNING TO COME GET IT.’

• 'your little brother said he fucked my mom on Xbox so I said I would find him and whoop his lil ass, and you took the mic and told me not to shit talk your brother and that if you ever caught me doing it again, you would find me and kick MY ass. And lo and behold your brother and I fought again five minuets later and then you really did find me and im scared as to how you got my address but w O W you’re hot AF’

• 'I lost my mom in the grocery store and I was looking for her and trying not to panic and I bumped into you who happened to be doing the same thing and pLEASE just help me find my mom im scared’ and then, a week later 'hey didn’t I see you at the store? We helped each other find our moms!’

• 'I was sitting on the slide at the park and you came over to confront me because the kid you were babysitting wants to use the slide but I’m saving this spot for the kid I’M babysitting, tough luck.’

• 'the cops showed up to a party we were at and chased everyone away. You and I happened to run in the opposite direction of all our friends and got lost in some dark and creepy street.’

• 'excuse you, that is MY goldfish, I saw it first! Go to a different petstore!’

• 'I fell off my skateboard after trying to do a cool trick to impress you, new friend, and you laughed for ten minutes before helping me out of the bowl and calling an ambulance because my legs aren’t suppose to bend like that’

• 'my frisbee is stuck in a tree and I climbed up here to get it out but I got stuck…and my phone fell out of my pocket. Can you get it and call my mom for me? Tell her I’m stuck in a tree!’

• 'I was jogging and you accidentally hit me with a baseball…wHo the hell plays baseball at 6 AM in the park by themselves!?’

I’ve been meaning to draw Percy Jackson lately, so here he is in all of his battered, salt watery, sandy glory. GDI Take a shower Percy. And no, your midnight swim in the ocean does not count.

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zultanit  asked:

What is your favourite childhood Memory? ☺️

Every summer growing up my family would go camping on this lake and to get to the campsite we always used you had to use boat to get there. It was a no-wake lake, so you really had to use a rowboat, which we did. It took like 20 minutes to row to this campsite too. This was in Montana, near Yellowstone, so we would see moose, elk, bears, you name it. We’d always bring my dog who was a big golden retriever named Mango. He loved it and would swim with us and just hang out. Then at night he’d sleep in the tent with us, and he always curled up by me, we were best friends. So really it’s not a specific memory, but just that, being curled up with my dog in the middle of the woods.

here’s a picture of us, just cause:

I miss him so much. I have his dog tags on my keys.

There are moments that the words don’t reach.

There is suffering too terrible to name.

You hold your husband as tight as you can,

And push away the unimaginable.

The moments when you’re in so deep-

It feels easier to just swim down.

The general moves around

and learns to live with the unimaginable.

I spend hours in the ship bay,

I walk alone down the hall.

And it’s quiet inside,

I try to leave it once and for all.

I give orders and I eat and sleep-

It feels frightening to know he’s gone.

And I wait

Until I feel the night become dawn.

If you see her in the ship

walking by herself, talking to herself have pity.

Han, you always liked it in here,

It’s quiet in here.

She is working through the unimaginable.

Her hair has gone grey,

she passes every day,

they say she walks the length of the city.

You said you loved me, and I know.

Can you imagine?

Look at where we are

Look at where we started

I know I don’t deserve you mother,

but hear me out-

that would be enough.

If I could change my mind-

If I could trade his life for mine-

He’d be standing here right now,

and you would smile,

and that would be enough.

I don’t pretend to know

the challenges you’re facing.

I know there’s no replacing who you’ve lost,

and what I’ve done.

But I’m not afraid.

I know you’re my mother.

Just let me stay here by your side,

that would be enough.

If you see him in the ship,

walking by her side, talking by her side have pity.

Mother did you like it in here?

It’s quiet in here.

He is trying to do the unimaginable.

See him shuffling his feet,

Sitting in his seat,

Remembering the voice of his father-

Don’t you know, don’t you know, I’m sorry?

He is trying to do the unimaginable.

There are moments that the words don’t reach,

There’s a force too powerful to name,

we push away what we can never understand-

we push away the unimaginable.

They are standing in the Falcon,

Ben right by Leia’s side,

She takes his hand.

It’s quiet in here.


Can you imagine?


They are going through the unimaginable.

“Hide and Seek”  ~  Draco x reader

It was late May, and the Slytherin common room had never looked emptier. Everyone had gone outside to either play little games of quidditch or to swim in the lake. But, as for y/n, she simply stayed inside to enjoy the cool, dark temperature of the dungeon which her common room was located.

Footsteps were heard coming down the staircase. Y/n was surprised to hear them, as she thought everyone but herself was outside.

“Where is everyone?”

It was Draco Malfoy.

“Outside.” she answered.

“And you’re in here, because…”

“Because it’s cool in here, and I can read and watch the fish swim by. And you?”

He sat down beside her with a yawn. “I didn’t sleep well last night, so I tried to take a nap.”

“No luck?”

He shook his head. “No.”

“Maybe some sunshine will help.”

“I don’t know.” he shrugged. “I really don’t feel like being bombarded by a group of people at the moment.”

Y/n understood that all too well. She liked keeping to herself most of the time. “Well, we could play hide and seek around the castle.”

“That does sound like fun. Outside off limits?”

“Definitely. You can hide first if you want.”

Draco jumped up and ran out of the common room and out into the unknown. Y/n giggled as she started to count, watching the fish that swam past.

She had searched for Draco for nearly an hour. It was starting to get a little less fun for her.

“What are you doing inside on a day like this?” a voice said from behind her. It startled her. “It would be a shame to… waste it away.”

“Oh, I’m playing a game of hide and seek with Malfoy.” she replied. “And yes, Professor Snape. It would. I may go outside later.”

He gave her a quick smirk before heading back down to the Potions classroom.

She’d given up hope. Finding Draco was impossible. She sat down on a bench with her head in her hands and her elbows on her knees. Just then, Peeves passed by.

“If you’re looking for someone, check the kitchens.”

“Thank you, Peeves!”

Y/n ran to the pear portrait and tickled it in just the right spot. The portrait swung open and she creeped inside.

“I know you’re in here.” she said, looking around. “Draco…. this getting boring. Really.“

She opened a cabinet, and she was surprised at her findings: Draco laying in a pile of clean towels fast asleep. A slight smile appeared on her face just before she heard the portrait swing open again. She climbed into the cabinet quickly and shut the door behind her.

Draco squirmed awake. He opened his eyes to y/n and smiled. “Finally found me, did you?”

She put her finger to her lips. “There’s someone out there.” she mouthed.

His eyes widened.

“Harry,” a muffled voice whined. “we can’t keep letting these house elves get treated like vermin.”

Draco rolled his eyes. As did y/n. They both sighed, and Draco laid his head on y/n’s shoulder and quickly fell back asleep. And before she knew it, she was asleep as well.

Y/n woke up to the sound of house elves cooking dinner and Draco playing with her h/l, h/c hair. “Did you sleep well?”

She nodded. “I didn’t know I was that tired. I knew you would be though.”

“Yeah, well, that’s what happens when you get a bit of insomnia.”

She giggled tiredly as she stepped out of the cabinet with him. The house elves took notice.

“Would Miss y/l/n and Mister Malfoy like some refreshments?”

They shook their heads. “No thank you.” y/n smiled. “I think we can hold over until dinner.”

They returned to the once empty common room, which was now filled with suntanned/sunburnt students. They took a seat by the glass dividing them from the inside of the lake and watched the fish swim by.

“I had a lot of fun with you today, y/l/n.” Draco said with a flirty tone. “Maybe we can play a real game of hide and seek sometime.”

She side-eyed him with a smirk, knowing what he really meant. “Maybe.”


Sorry I’ve not written much over the past few days. This past week of school has been stressful. But, my summer vacation starts next week, so I’ll be writing non-stop. If you have any requests or ideas for a story, feel free to message me!


(So hey! I was still debating on what to do with Ene at all for this au, that’s why you haven’t seen her around here until now. I really didn’t want Shintaro to carry a phone around (because, why would he do that?!) so after thinking, more thinking and discussing it with other people, I decided to make her be an hologram dog. She can float around, and she can’t physically touch things; she doesn’t eat, she doesn’t sleep, she can’t swim into water… the only thing she can do is transfer herself into electronic devices, like Ene/Takane did at the end of MCA. I hope everyone’s okay with that, enjoy!)

[at the Yule Ball, after the others were given a pep talk by Remus and they’re trying to get him to remember something important he needed to tell them]

Sirius Black: We appreciate everything you told us last night-

Remus Lupin: I was high last night.

Peter Pettigrew: We know. You told us.

Remus Lupin: But then I got a good nights sleep, early morning swim, full day of work, and then I changed, came here and got high again.

James Potter: Goddamnit!

Remus Lupin: It’s the seventh year Hufflepuffs. They got a huge stash in the Forbidden Forest, I think they grow it themselves.


I may be digging a bit too deeply here, but I think it’s interesting how the names Rick and Morty are possibly allegorical to “bricks” and “mortar”.

Rick is traditionally traced to the name Richard, which does usually mean “brave” or “powerful”. It does accurately define Rick. But I think it’s neat how, in a figurative sense, Rick is more of a nickname of “brick”. He has manifested himself into the very construction of time and space; he’s durable, constructive, and literally extant in bulk quantity. Not only is he the building block of his and Morty’s adventures–he’s the solid foundation of several realities. And from these several realities can a “brickwork” be created.

Morty, on the other hand, is strikingly similar to mortar: the “workable paste” that holds building blocks together. And though it is strong once it cures, it is still the “sacrificial” element of masonry, and thus is more replaceable and notwithstanding. However, despite its innate weakness in comparison to sturdy bricks, mortar still sternly holds a brickwork together–ultimately proving that, even though it may not be the stoutest material in existence, it is still pretty damn capable.

And I just think it’s really clever how the concept, though maybe not intentional, does reflect both the personalities of the eponymous duo as well as the relationship they share. Though bricks can (shakily) stand alone, and mortar tends to solidify a bit reluctantly and sometimes crumble under pressure, together the materials can accomplish fantastic things, creating powerful, long-lasting effects meanwhile.

I mean, I could just be over-analyzing. But, then again–

Originally posted by crabbyyy

a list of halloween aus 👻

basically h&l as various creatures because it’s almost halloween 

domestic monsters series by g_uttertrash witch harry, vampire louis, etc etc

Keep Me In Your Pocket by ologist  louis was cursed by a witch 

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You Turn 25 (Calum Imagine)

A/N: So I’m just writing this quick imagine before I post my others since it was carolina203 ’s bday yesterday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAY!!!) and I didn’t want her to wait too long. Sorry it’s a bit shorter than the others babe but I hope you like it! (I accidently deleted the ask because I’m a noob sorry lol)


“Babe? You out here?”

Calum saunters over, seeing you sitting down with your feet dipped into the turquoise water of the swimming pool. It’s somewhere around 2 am, and your 25th birthday party is winding down after an insane night. Everyone you have ever known was there, but now most guests had left in favor of sleep. There are just a few close friends still inside laughing over some leftover cake.

“Hey Cal,” you say, staring at the water as he takes a seat next to you, his legs dipping in as well. His hand finds your’s and he starts playing with your fingers, his feet making tiny swirls and touching your own.

“Why are you out here?” He asks, kissing your knuckle.

“Just thinking,” you sigh. “Do you feel like 25 is, like, super old?”

“Oh yeah,” he deadpans, “I’m ready to ship you off to a nursing home.”

“Calum,” you whine, smiling and slapping his chest lightly as his arm falls across your shoulders.

“Okay,” he calms down. “No, I don’t think 25 is very old at all really. I think it’s prime time.”

“It just sounds so…” You battle for the right world. “Adult, I guess.”

“But Y/N, think of this,” he moves you so you are eye to eye. “Being 25 can be like a fresh step. You can do adult-stuff and kid-stuff and no one will question you. All your friends and I threw you this massive party, because we’re excited for you, babe. You have loads of potential, and maybe it’s just a gut feeling or something, but this year is going to be amazing for you. Definitely your best one yet.”

“You really think so?” You ask, your eyes becoming a bit teary.

He nods. “I really do. You inspire me so much, Y/N, I don’t even think you realize. It’s just in your essence.”

“I am kind of excited now,” you admit, your boyfriend helping to get you out of your rut. “Like, I feel more mature kind of. Like I have authority over myself finally.”

Calum nods. “You always have, but hey, if turning a year older helps you see it, then cheers!”

Since you don’t have any drinks you both lean in for a kiss, his lips molding into your’s in the gentlest of touches. When you part, you feel renewed, almost like he physically shared some of his enthusiasm with you, making you grin widely at him. He stands up, his feet and legs dripping water, and offers you a hand, pulling you up as well.

“C'mon babe, let’s go finish that birthday cake.”

“Cal,” you groan, holding your belly. “I’ve already had three slices!”

“And you’ll have three more!” He laughs, swinging his arm across your shoulders and tugging you into his side, placing a kiss to the side of your head.

Of course it will be a great year. He’ll be with you every step of it.

“Wakey wakey!” Whispering into Robert’s ear as she crawled into their bed she grinned, plopping Josie down in between them. It was his day off and even though he had volunteered to take the little one off her hands she couldn’t bare to have him get up at 5 in the morning to a crying infant. “I let you sleep in a bit but it’s 10 now so you gotta get up, get something to eat in you before you two head off for swimming lessons.” Watching as her daughter rolled over she laughed softly as the baby collided into Robert, her small hands holding on to the side of his face as she placed her mouth on his cheek cooing. 

“Look even Jo is saying “Get up Robby!! I have a stinky diaper!” Pointing down to her daughter’s lower half she wrinkled her nose. “I’ll leave you to it while I get dressed. Her diapers and everything are on her changing table in the nursery.”



This actually isn’t the entire collection (my bitty sister has most of the Nagisa merch for herself because he’s her favorite!) and there are still keychains and things like a towel with Rin’s stupid face on it I couldn’t fit here, but for the most part, THIS IS MY SWAG.

To date, I have a complete collection of the large Taito Sweet Macaron, Sugar Cake, and large preschooler figurines as well as bits and pieces of the rest which I hope to complete someday!

… can you tell which one is my favorite character yet.

Salinger dove in the pool. He used to swim, before. Before his whole life was turned upside down and he was stuffed into an institution, and then the Tower. He didn’t have the lung capacity anymore, thanks to the years of cigarettes, but his body knew how to do it anyway. But today he needed to swim. The physical exhaustion that came afterwards would be enough to put him to sleep without laying awake and being angry or sad or elated or a mix of emotions he couldn’t understand. That’s why he was at the pool and he thought it was empty until he finished a lap and stopped to catch his breath. Looking up he started, “Jesus, you scared me.”