as good as rocky horror

Far, far away there was a man alien named Frank N Furter who would leave his home planet of Transsexual to win over the hearts and minds of millions of envious, horny Earthlings….

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maybe i’m just lost they said. maybe i’m just tired or dead inside.

Rules of the FAHC Penthouse, as written by Jack Pattillo

1. Michael and Gavin are not allowed in Ikea

2. Only eat fruit from the fruit bowl

3. Don’t set fire to the bathtub, or the sofa, or Jeremy

4. No cats, dogs, fish, lizards, snakes, donkeys, or flamingos (how) in the penthouse

5. No random recreations of Rocky Horror, no matter how “good Lindsay’s friend Miles looks in fishnets” (you’re scaring Geoff guys)

6. Ray has to spend at least 12 hours a week outside of the penthouse

7. No dying Rays hair pink in the middle of the night

8. No dying Geoff’s hair (and moustache) pink in the middle of the night

9. No midnight snacks unless everyone is invited

10. No cats

11. No waking up everyone at 6 o'clock in the morning with ke$ha

12. No stealing Gavin’s golden eyeliner

13. No stealing Meg’s hair curlers

14. No cats

15. NO ROCKY HORROR

16. No parties

17. Russian vodka is only allowed to be taken in small doses

18. No gaming for 5 days straight

19. No recreating basic instinct with Geoff and a wig

20. No vacuuming while naked

21. If you are going to wear a skirt, wear underwear

22. No giant inflatable objects in the penthouse

23. No jumping out of windows in the name of “parkour” (you are going to give Jack a heart attack)

24. No sex outside of your rooms (see above)

25. No pillow fights

26. No water fights

27. No cats Lindsay

28. No fist fights

29. No gun fiGHTS YOU ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER

30. NO CATS HOW DO YOU TWO KEEP SMUGGLING THEM IN!?!??

I'm Going Home
Dan Domenech & Company
I'm Going Home

I’m Going Home (Final Performance)- Dan Domenech & Company