I’m Gonna Blow Your Mind!
Pairing: Dean x Reader
Warnings: blow job alluded to (no full on smut-I felt like the allusion worked better here)
Word Count: 279
A/N: This is for @impalaimagining‘s Cheesy Pick Up Line’s Challenge and my line is in bold. I’m so sorry this is late Taylor! I 100% forgot about it! It’s a little short, but thanks to @amanda-teaches for helping me with the idea and beta-ing it for me!!
“Why do you feel like you never need to listen to me?!” Y/N was downright pissed.
Dean kept his back to her as she continued on her tirade while he cleaned the nasty scratch on his arm.
“Like right fucking now!” She rolled her eyes. “God forbid Sam or I decide to go deal with something by ourselves. You would absolutely lose your shit! Oh, but the Great Dean Winchester can do whatever the fuck he wants.”
Still choosing to ignore her, he headed into the bathroom for a shower, leaving Y/N on the other side fuming. He knew that she was right, but they’d had this argument before, and he wasn’t interested in having it again. It was one of the downsides of being romantically involved, they worried about each other a whole hell of a lot more than they had in the past.
Y/N stood there for a moment after he shut the door when the idea came to her. “Dean?” She knocked on the door, trying to keep her voice calm. He didn’t answer her, but she entered anyway.
“What Y/N?” His voice had a hint of annoyance behind it.
“Look Dean, I know guys think with their penis.”
That got his attention and he stuck his head around the shower curtain. “What?”
“So I’m not afraid to blow your mind if that’s what it takes to get you to listen to me.” She licked her lips as she watched his eyes widen with shock.
He watched as she strutted out of the bathroom. “Son of a bitch.” Dean almost slipped and fell in his hurry to get out of the shower.
Tags below the cut: