Crossing another thing off of my list.
Enjoy some joker dad headcanons.
Joker dad headcanons (ledger):
-In all honesty this child wasn’t planned.
-Like you guys never had the idea of having children.
-When he finds out about the pregnancy he’s so mad at himself. Always thinking about how reckless he was, how stupid he was to let this happen.
-When he finally accepts it, which takes him a while to, he’s less bitter around you.
-Opens up more than he has, but still super strict and harsh around his goons.
-It’s like someone flicked the reality switch on and opened his eyes.
-If he wasn’t somewhat protective before, he’s even more so now. Like you can’t even breathe without him right there.
-He keeps you close to him at all times, unless he’s out destroying Gotham, then he keeps you home locked in a room like its Fort Knox.
-Likes running his hand along your belly and feel how much you’ve grown. He feels like everything became real to him when he does. Makes him feel a little less crazy.
-Always sleeps with you closes to the wall and furthest from the door. He’s not risking your safety if his place gets raided. You’re now his #1 priority.
-The more your stomach swells the more anxious he gets. And the more anxious he gets, the more he wants to kill. Right now he’s gone through 3 of his men because he can’t handle his emotions.
-Like be prepared to be constantly on the move, he’s not willing to risk anything.
-He’s probably kidnapped a doctor to make sure you’re always taken care of.
-When the due date gets close, he’s scared even if he doesn’t show it. He knows that there’s a possibility you may not make it through the birthing process, and he’s not willing to lose something he’s opened up to yet.
-When you finally give birth, he’s super elated to actually see the child you’ve brought into the world, not just any child, his heir to the throne.
-This child will be taught how to run his type of business. It’s probably going to be the only world they know.
-When they get old enough, he’ll teach them how to properly kill someone, how to properly shoot a gun and how to rob a bank without getting caught.
-Even if it’s against your will, he takes the child on his lower end of the tier heists, just so they get the feel of it.
-Tbh even though he didn’t like the thought of a child in the first place, it’s made him feel whole again.
-This child will be treated so well, they’ll have a life the joker would’ve dreamed of having.
-Though he’s not stable, he tries so damn hard to keep it away from his kid. He’s seen it when he was younger, so why should his kid have to.
The Dark Knight trilogy - alternate posters! Available here
How y'all doin?! I’m not allowed to show anything I’m drawing, but I thought I’d share a fun little thing that I’m doing. I love this series called A Movie Poster a Day (google and check it out!). Anyways, it inspired me to do my own little series.
In the style of minimalist, retro/ vintage posters, I’ll find beautiful shots and imagery within the movie itself to showcase.
Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, there’s this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I’d sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I’d see you there, with a wife, and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn’t say anything to me, nor me to you. But we’d both know that you’d made it, that you were happy.
“Fame and stuff like that is all very cool, but at the end of the day, we’re all human beings. Although what I do is incredibly surreal and fun and amazing and I’m really grateful for it, I don’t believe my own press release, do you know what I mean?“