as darkness rises

Crossing another thing off of my list.
Enjoy some joker dad headcanons.

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Joker dad headcanons (ledger):

-In all honesty this child wasn’t planned.

-Like you guys never had the idea of having children.

-When he finds out about the pregnancy he’s so mad at himself. Always thinking about how reckless he was, how stupid he was to let this happen.

-When he finally accepts it, which takes him a while to, he’s less bitter around you.

-Opens up more than he has, but still super strict and harsh around his goons.

-It’s like someone flicked the reality switch on and opened his eyes.

-If he wasn’t somewhat protective before, he’s even more so now. Like you can’t even breathe without him right there.

-He keeps you close to him at all times, unless he’s out destroying Gotham, then he keeps you home locked in a room like its Fort Knox.

-Likes running his hand along your belly and feel how much you’ve grown. He feels like everything became real to him when he does. Makes him feel a little less crazy.

-Always sleeps with you closes to the wall and furthest from the door. He’s not risking your safety if his place gets raided. You’re now his #1 priority.

-The more your stomach swells the more anxious he gets. And the more anxious he gets, the more he wants to kill. Right now he’s gone through 3 of his men because he can’t handle his emotions.

-Like be prepared to be constantly on the move, he’s not willing to risk anything.

-He’s probably kidnapped a doctor to make sure you’re always taken care of.

-When the due date gets close, he’s scared even if he doesn’t show it. He knows that there’s a possibility you may not make it through the birthing process, and he’s not willing to lose something he’s opened up to yet.

-When you finally give birth, he’s super elated to actually see the child you’ve brought into the world, not just any child, his heir to the throne.

-This child will be taught how to run his type of business. It’s probably going to be the only world they know.

-When they get old enough, he’ll teach them how to properly kill someone, how to properly shoot a gun and how to rob a bank without getting caught.

-Even if it’s against your will, he takes the child on his lower end of the tier heists, just so they get the feel of it.

-Tbh even though he didn’t like the thought of a child in the first place, it’s made him feel whole again.

-This child will be treated so well, they’ll have a life the joker would’ve dreamed of having.

-Though he’s not stable, he tries so damn hard to keep it away from his kid. He’s seen it when he was younger, so why should his kid have to.

-Still treats you like a queen.

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The Dark Knight trilogy - alternate posters! Available here

How y'all doin?! I’m not allowed to show anything I’m drawing, but I thought I’d share a fun little thing that I’m doing. I love this series called A Movie Poster a Day (google and check it out!). Anyways, it inspired me to do my own little series.

In the style of minimalist, retro/ vintage posters, I’ll find beautiful shots and imagery within the movie itself to showcase. 

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Gotham City Sirens | Selina Kyle

“Live fast. Love hard. Die young. Leave a good-smelling corpse.” - Catwoman 

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Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, there’s this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I’d sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I’d see you there, with a wife, and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn’t say anything to me, nor me to you. But we’d both know that you’d made it, that you were happy.