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My personal experience with the signs

Aries: such a babe, so caring and lovely, we understand each other so well, so passionate about the things and people they love, always up for an adventure, if you hurt them you’re really gonna have to fight to get their respect back

Taurus: cuddly smol thing, loves food and taking pictures of food, can strike up a conversation with anyone, prefers staying in over partying, v stubborn, likes driving around listening to old music

Gemini: soulmate, best friend in the world, so weird and crazy, party animal, often fuckboys/fuckgirls, never runs out of things to talk about, loves attention from the sex they’re attracted to, sometimes it seems like we’re telepathic

Cancer: the cutest, ridiculously funny, very shy but comes off as a bit arrogant at first, once you get to know them they’re the best! them mood swings™ tho, wants to spend time with their s/o 24/7

Leo: so friendly and approachable, often has many talents and interests, always busy with their hobbies, can be savage and heartless when needed, often very dedicated to their s/o

Virgo: comes off as cute and innocent at first but is secretly a freak, so helpful and kind, random humour, often likes talking to many different people instead of having a committed relationship

Libra: LOVES books, very smart humour, so indecisive, always wants your opinion on things, even if you drift apart they will always have your back, falls in love easily, can be very passive-aggressive 

Scorpio: often loves bands, is secretly very sexual and often attracts people easily, so happy and positive on the outside but often secretly sad on the inside, wants to include everyone

Sagittarius: (my sign!) loves parties, dancing and meeting new and old friends, gets crushes easily but doesn’t fall in love easily, optimistic and adventurous, sometimes too spontaneous and impulsive, can be a real bitch sometimes and cares too much about what other people think, dirty mind

Capricorn: great with money, would do anything for their family and friends, very funny even if they don’t always show it, can come across as quite cold and distant but are often quite silly once you get to know them

Aquarius: falls in love easily and doesn’t hide it well, often great at sports and music, weird in a funny and lovable way, often takes care of the overly drunk people at parties/helps the host cleaning up

Pisces: connects with people easily and loves talking to everyone but is secretly very shy, often amazing in school with good grades, teacher’s pet, falls in love VERY easily, so emotional and moody


A: You are late! We were suppose to be at the cinema at 5, Papá!

L: Lo siento, cariño. I had to present my essay to my teacher, the dude wouldn’t let me go unt— hey, don’t I know you from somewhere?

K: ehh…  *internal screaming*

A self-indulged au in which Lance is a single father that with all his studies and his job he barely has time to spend with his daughter (that he loves dearly), of course Math teacher Keith doesn’t like the fact that one of his favorite students seems to be neglected by her father since he has never seen him at school and she always tells him that his father is busy to even go pick her up from school.

Things changes when he sees him for the very first time, though ;3 

The signs as Heathers songs
  • Aries: Fight for me
  • Taurus: I am damaged
  • Gemini: Meant to be yours
  • Cancer: Lifeboat
  • Leo: Our love is God
  • Virgo: Beautiful
  • Libra: Freeze your brain
  • Scorpio: Candy store
  • Sagittarius: Me inside of me
  • Capricorn: Dead girl walking
  • Aquarius: Blue
  • Pisces: Seventeen

Aries: Think you’re gonna break my heart. Think you’re funny, think you’re smart. Yeah, you may be good looking, but you’re not a piece of art. - “Power and Control”

Taurus:  Yeah, I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle. Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title. Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible, feeling super, super suicidal. - “Teen Idle”

Gemini:  I guess you could say that my life’s a mess, but I’m still looking pretty in this dress. I’m the image of deception. - “Homewrecker”

Cancer:  Lies, don’t wanna know, don’t wanna know, oh. I can’t let you go, can’t let you go, oh. I just want it to be perfect, to believe it’s all been worth the fight. - “Lies”

Leo: Living life like I’m in a play, In the lime light I want to stay. I know I’ve got a big ego. I really don’t know why it’s such a big deal, though. - “Primadonna”

Virgo:  I never sang for love. I never had a heart to mend because before the start began, I always saw the end. Yeah, I wait for you to open up, to give yourself to me, but nothing’s ever gonna give, I’ll never set you free. - “Starring Role”

Libra:  I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out ‘cause that’s what young love is all about. So pull me closer, and kiss me hard. I’m gonna pop your bubblegum heart. - “Bubblegum Bitch”

Scorpio:  Born with a void, hard to destroy with love or hope. Built with a heart, broken from the start, and now I die slow. - “Valley of the Dolls”

Sagittarius:  When you’re around me, I’m radioactive. My blood is burning, radioactive. I’m turning radioactive. My blood is radioactive. My heart is nuclear, love is all that I fear. - “Radioactive”

Capricorn: And now I see, I see it for the first time, there is no crime in being kind. Not everyone is out to screw you over. Maybe, oh just maybe they just wanna get to know you. - “Fear and Loathing”

Aquarius: All my life I’ve felt it deep inside of me. All this time was fighting for what I believe. All my life I’ve tried to hide what history has given me. - “Sex Yeah”

Pisces:  All I really want is to be wonderful. People in this town they, they can be so cruel. I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep. If I could sell my sorry soul, I would have it all. - “The State of Dreaming”

The signs as songs of Divide by Ed Sheeran

Aquarius: Galway Girl

Pisces: Perfect

Aries: Hearts don’t break around here

Taurus: Save Myself

Gemini: Eraser

Cancer: Supermarket Flowers

Leo: Bibia Be Ye Ye

Virgo: How would you feel (paean)

Libra: Happier

Scorpio: New Man

Sagittarius: Barcelona

Capricorn: Castle on the hill

The signs as wild shit I’ve done in 2017 (krystal) NSFW

Aries: Got punched in the throat at one of the poshest bars in London

Taurus: Stalked my boyfriend and his friend all the way down the street, and when they sat down on a bench in a field I popped out a bush and pretended to just bump into them (I was dressed incognito too)

Gemini: Fucked with a wig on, it was the best sex I’ve ever had

Cancer: Legit got dumped the day before Valentine’s Day, turned up at his house and gave him everything I bought him, cried, then fucked

Leo: Almost went on a one night stand on Election night with a University teacher from Tinder but got lost on the way there and decided that because it’s raining its not meant to be

Virgo: Broke down and got stranded on a high up viewpoint (dogging area) because we accidentally drained the car battery at two in the morning and didn’t know what to do 

Libra: Drunkenly spat a drink over my best friend four times in McDonalds over a chicken nugget 

Scorpio: Broke up with my long term boyfriend and then sucked his best friend’s dick on a field at night

Sagittarius: Took speed at a warehouse rave from a girl in the bathroom, put it in my mouth and then said “Btw what is this?”

Capricorn: Had to do DIY and fix a garden chair with a thin piece of wire because UNICEF scared the crap out of my friend and she broke it (and it actually worked)

Aquarius: Did shots and slammed into a hot tub in front of everybody, tried to get back up but just kept falling and ended up crawling inside to escape even more humiliation

Pisces: Went on a boat rave and got into a fight with someone about a giant inflatable dinosaur that I named Terry (and lost, so I took a giant banana home instead)

The signs as shit said in our group chat
  • Aries: “That frogs gunna get sand waaay up your ass"
  • Taurus: “Im just really passionate about piss.”
  • Gemini: “I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,” “well duh.”
  • Cancer: “Ravioli ravioli give me the dICK”
  • Leo: “I call all my girlfriends krusty krab. It makes tthem feel special”
  • Virgo: “This is how i feel every night. Sad and dying of cancer”
  • Libra: “You need to scream OH YEAH MR KRABS”
  • Scorpio: “Like clapping but more wet”
  • Sagittarius: “I have a very vivid memory of painting an old ladies toenails when i was seven.”
  • Capricorn: “Im not blowing you”
  • Aquarius: “This is so cute,” “YOU’RE SO CUTE- w a i t”
  • Pisces: “Dont do any thinking. Just do”
The signs responds to “i love you“...

Aries: “Thanks“

Taurus: “did i asked you to love me?“

Gemini: “so i heard!“

Cancer: “I love you even more! you have no idea!“

Leo: *high fives* “we have so much in common, i love me too!“

Virgo: “wasnt that too fast?“

Libra: “awesome“

Scorpio: “well, i like you too BUT YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT FIRST“

Sagittarius: “i respect your courage to tell me your love… but i dont love you back so…“

Capricorn: “are you sure its not a misunderstood or something“

Aquarius: “WOA WAT RLY OKAY?!?!“

Pisces: “aww thats really cute!“

Mercury Placements

Mercury in Aries

Mercury in Taurus

Mercury in Gemini

Mercury in Cancer

Mercury in Leo

Mercury in Virgo

Mercury in Libra

Mercury in Scorpio

Mercury in Sagittarius

Mercury in Capricorn

Mercury in Aquarius

Mercury in Pisces

(Side note: First time doing something like this. Did I do okay?)

the signs as random shit kids have said in science class (part 1)
  • Aquarius: I don't see with eyes. I see with brows.
  • Pisces: That light bulb is a good boy. A good rainbow boy.
  • Aries: Ty...Ty? Did you bring your purple vibrator again?
  • Taurus: *repeatedly chants* I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
  • Gemini: Screw the science-ing; become a singer!
  • Cancer: Brendon Urie is a good dad dog.
  • Leo: My dad bought the sun for ten million dollars and he called it Sun.
  • Virgo: (to the teacher) I can't hear you. I can't hear fake news.
  • Libra: I love Jewish people! They make the best falafel.
  • Scorpio: Bill Nye: Teen Heartthrob and International Sex Symbol
  • Sagittarius: A supernova is NOT a suicide.
  • Capricorn: The fastest thing in the universe is you nutting. Zoom.

anonymous asked:

hottest misha gifs in your opinion

Ho buddy,  ho friend,  oh baby, oh darling … you asked for it

*furiously digs through the contents of her phone*

Okay … let’s start off mild:

He’s so serious and brooding … mmm

Okay,  now some sweet-hotness:

Oh the sweater and the eyes and the adorable dad-ness

Okay,  what about some dressed up/ flirty smile Mish:

What about sex-face Misha? 

Or bamf Misha? (I know some of these are Cas gifs but it’s still Misha ok? )

I mean,  c’mon …

And what about his arms in this one:

Fuck me sideways …

Umm … yes

Okay … this one is just too adorable:

And then there’s all this bullshit:

How about confused/skeptical/sexy:

And everyone deserves to see Misha taking off his pants …


And of course …

And what would this list be without shirtless,  panting,  moaning Misha? 

Alright that’s it for now.  I do have more,  but I’m legit getting a headache from staring at my phone. 

I hope you enjoyed– what am I thinking? 


The Signs as Class 1-A Students

Aries: Katsuki Bakugou

Taurus: Kyouka Jirou

Gemini: Mina Ashido

Cancer: Momo Yaoyorozu

Leo: Tooru Hagakure

Virgo: Tenya Iida

Libra: Denki Kaminari

Scorpio: Shouto Todoroki

Sagittarius: Ochako Uraraka

Capricorn: Fumikage Tokoyami

Aquarius: Eijirou Kirishima

Pisces: Izuku Midoriya

Creo que lo hice otra vez 
Te hice creer que éramos mas que solo amigos 
Oh bebe 
Podía parecer como una locura 
Pero eso no significa que es serio para mi 
Porque perder todos mis sentidos 
Es muy típico de mi 
Oh bebe, bebe 
Oops!… Lo hice otra vez 
Jugué con tu corazón, me perdí en el juego 
Oh bebe, bebe 
Oops!… tu piensas que estoy enamorada 
Que fui enviada desde el cielo 
No soy tan inocente 

Oops! I did it again- Britney Spears.

Aries, GEMINIS,leo, sagitario, escorpio, acuario.

How the Signs will Die

Aries: Did it for the vine

Taurus: Accidentally drank cyanide thinking it was vodka

Gemini: Drowning in own drama

Cancer: From lounging on the couch long they forgot necessities

Leo: Got into a car accident because they saw a cute puppy

Virgo: Died from sadness after the otp didn’t work out

Libra: Trampled in a Black Friday Sale rush

Scorpio: Suffocated under the weight of their own bitterness

Sagittarius: Bungee jumping with a sketchy company

Capricorn: Burned by sunlight

Aquarius: Death by roast

Pisces: Choked to death from the cinnamon in 2010