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who smokes how much weed in star wars but for real:

luke: big stoner. he lives on a farm in the desert there isnt a lot else to do. the kind of guy you would want to be with your first time getting stoned. may or may not have used his lightsaber when he couldnt find a lighter that one time

han: big stoner. if u buy from him he probably took some off the top

leia: artisan bongs 100% but rolls really well which is good bc she lost all her bongs. the kind of person you would want around if you were too stoned to order at subway

chewie: BIG stoner. also the kind of guy you would want around your first time getting stoned. hugs a lot

lando: weekend stoner bc he has a lot of shit to do but its always the Good Stuff and he also has a nice collection of artisan bongs (he gives one to leia), vry nice guy who always shares w friends

obi-wan: stoner. the guys got fuck all 2 do in a hut in the desert

yoda: doesnt tell you its that synthetic stuff until after youve smoked and then when you have an awful time he passive-aggressively tells you its bc you dont smoke as much as he does

darth vader: hotboxes the suit a lot. hotboxes the bacta tank. was hotboxing right before krennic showed up and thats why he made that pun

anonymous asked:

were you ever into wrock?

hahaha. oh, my dude. I was so unbelievablely neck deep in wizard rock, you can’t even imagine it. Like I had a playlist of legit thousands of songs that was all I listened to for a good year and a half there in 2007-2008 in the great pre- and post- deathly hallows carpet book harry potter boom. I have this really incessant part of my personality that dictates that once I like or am interested in something, I have to know EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT IT. like i really cannot overstate how fucking obsessed with these books i was. when i was nine my mum bought me a STUFFED MRS NORRIS toy with the creepy beady eyes and all and i used to TAKE IT TO SCHOOL WITH ME. Am I saying listening to wrock is on that cringe level? no way, I definitely still have a shitload of wrock on my good ol ipod classic. am i saying i used to get dragged by my family for singing along to the butterbeer experience’s ‘the magic hopping pot’ as i vaccuumed the house? Hell yes I am.

Anyway. Yes, I was a wizard rock connoisseur back in the day. Here’s some of the best in a completely biased and makeshift list for your listening pleasure. Wander back to the pre tumblr fandom world of yesteryear…..

  • the original wrock song is a surprisingly listenable unrequited love punk jam from ginny weasley’s perspective called ‘ode to harry’. YES THAT IS RIGHT THE FIRST WROCK SONG WAS WRITTEN BY WOMEN, THEY ARE THE PROGENITORS OF THIS ENTIRE SUBGENRE OF MUSIC DONT LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO SAY HATP STARTED IT. like don’t get me wrong, the song is, objectively, terrible. but in a fun post no doubt’s ska era kind of way. I burned this onto a CD for myself in 2001 wedged between Nelly’s ‘hot in herre’ and smashmouth’s 'all star’. for real. also have some respect, this song is older than the first harry potter movie. YOU HEARD ME. THE FIRST ONE.
  • harry and the potters are probably the most well known wrock band. They’re two Darren criss lookin dudes who pretty much started the whole 'upload our weird HP music to MySpace and travel around playing in public libraries then uploading it to YouTube’ wrock golden era. Best songs: PHOOENIX TEARS, WEVE GOT TO SAAAAVE GINNY WEASLEY FROM THE BASILISK
  • look okay Draco and the Malfoys started as a douchey rip off parody of harry and the potters and there was a lot of #BITTERNESS there initially. and then there was the whole whomping willows spinoff #scandal and like tbh there was honestly a lot of drama in this fandom for a bunch of dudes singing about Hermione Granger into their macbooks in their basements in massacheusetts. personally i was never big on datm’s music but like you do you….
  • Oliver and the rembembralls are the wrock band who wrote that song for that nostalgia video that got big and made you cry when deathly hallows part 2 came out. also i have an enduring love for hermione’s song (you and me) which is EXACTLY what you expect.
  • the Remus Lupins are my favourite of the traditional sounding wrock bands (yep, thats absolutely a thing). Not to be confused with remus and the lupins, they’re entirely different do not confuse them. I WAS A TEENAGE WEEREWWOLF , tbh the entire nevermind the furthermore album is quintessential wrock
  • the weasel king is some dreamy 00’s synth that would still be good even if it wasn’t about harry potter, know what I mean? I legit still listen to their eps lmao. Listen to the whole musical decree number 24 album if you’re interested but like if i haaad to choose a select few - through and through, red hair,  the flying motorbike.
  • ROONIL WAZLIBBBBB the best of the breathy female folksy wrock contingent. Green eyes (I highkey fucking LOVE THIS song. It is crazy sweet), the song of the locket (CREEPY AFFFF), the epilogue (this song legit makes me cry lmao….or at least it did when I was 15. I was pretty emotional at all times about hp back then.)  
  • the butterbeer experience - THE PEVERELL STORY. this song is some dope faux medieval lullabye that fits the deathly hallows story perfectly. The whole beedle the bard ep is pretty good actually. 
  • starkid/avpm is very much a part of this movement lmao…. they came late in the game but their #IMPACT cannot be overstated. Tbh like if you’re in HP fandom and haven’t watched this then wyd. CALM YOURSELF, YAXLEY

So there you go, a wrock rec post you didn’t actually ask for but I made anyway. And if the purpose of this post was to #name and #shame me for being a fucking harry potter nerd, then i have done your job so well for you as to render the original goal moot. And now my YouTube recommended videos are gonna be full of wrock for like three months

Final Look: An all-black taffeta shirtdress worn with black Tabi boots closed the runway from yesterday’s Spring-Summer 2017 ‘Artisanal’ Collection designed by John Galliano.-Maison Margiela

Maison Margiela Artisanal by John Galliano, Spring 2017 showTeddy Quinlivan - Look 7, backstage. © Maison Margiela

Maison Margiela: “Spread the love | Revisiting heart-shaped jewellery from our Spring-Summer 2017 ‘Artisanal’ Collection.”

 “Head Boys “ a Maison Margiela Story for the LOVE Magazine Issue 17, Spring 2017,
Creative Director: John Galliano.
Fashion Editors/ Stylists : Alexis Roche,  Katie Grand, Matty Bovan,Charles Jeffrey
Photographer: Tim Walker
Model: Kyona van Santen,  wears look 8 from  Maison Margiela by John Galliano Artisanal collection  Fall 2016