arthur ludwig

Codenames : Hetalia
  • America: Ok guys! From now on we're using the codenames I made you all
  • America: You will address me as "Eagle One."
  • America: Russia is "Been there, done that."
  • America: Japan is "Currently doing that."
  • Japan: Um-
  • America: France is "It happened once in a dream!"
  • America: England is "Not going there!"
  • America: China is "If I had to pick a girl,"
  • China: Wait wha-
  • America: And Germany is... "Eagle Two."
  • Germany: Thank God.

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  • England: Where is he?
  • Germany: Over there.
  • England: *walks over to a cell where America is sitting* I don't understand? How can you be arrested by the German police minutes after landing in Germany.
  • America: I thought it was a good idea to tell the security guy that if I had an explosive on me he would Nazi it... I don't think they liked my joke...
1,000th World Meeting
  • <p> <b>Germany:</b> As you all know we've had 1,000 meetings!<p/><b>America:</b> Did you mean 'fuck ups'?<p/><b>England:</b> Did you mean 'times where we've had to skip our tea break'?<p/><b>France:</b> Did you mean 'ways to piss off a country even more'?<p/><b>Russia:</b> Did you mean 'talks about issues that aren't your business'?<p/><b>China:</b> Did you mean 'ways to age China even faster'?<p/><b>Italy:</b> Did you mean 'pasta breaks'?<p/><b>Japan:</b> No, I'm pretty sure he meant meetings.<p/></p>

Alfred: Working out is so hard. Like, we need our rest more than even working. It’s like 45% actual work and 65% rest.

*Ludwig and Arthur exchange a look.*

Arthur: That so? 

Alfred *realizing what he just said*: For… uh, ya know… 110% effort… 


Titanic, Hetalia ships

  • Prussia: Rules were made to be broken.
  • Germany: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
  • Spain: Uh, piñatas.
  • England: Glow sticks.
  • Japan: Karate boards.
  • Italy: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
  • Prussia: And rules!

But historically accurate Hetalia looks like…

I can almost guarantee that the nations change appearance all the time. Like, America probably changed with every decade. Can you imagine him in the 60s and 80s? And same with the much older nations. Germany and France have probably changed a lot over time as they went through wars and peace looking like soldiers than civilians. I’m sure England’s had all the colours of the rainbow for hair colors and that Canada might get an undercut or shave half his head. Every single decade has probably overturned an entire wardrobe. Haircuts and piercings and then a whole new look 20 years later. Those would be fun albums.  

Allies + Axis responding to graphic tees their s/o gave them!:


China/Yao Wang- He laughs for twenty minutes straight and wears it on lazy days to the meetings. Needless to say the message is received.  

England/Arthur Kirkland- He wasn’t very happy when you first got it…but now he sleeps in it every single night.

France/Francis Bonnefoy-He loves it and wears it all the time. He. Loves. It.


Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt- At first he wasn’t amused but now he actually works out in it. And when people stop him to laugh or compliment it he can’t help but smile. 

Italy/Feliciano Vargas- Try to tell me otherwise. (i actually have this shirt)

Japan/Kiku Honda- figHT ME. (He was confused at first but now he wears it when he knows America is going to be around.)

Romano/Lovino Vargas- He loves it. and he makes you wear it so when he gets it back it’s his favorite smell on his favorite item with his favorite food.


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anonymous asked:

England and Germany father headcanons please?

Arthur (England)

- Arthur would be very anxious the moment he found out he was going to have a child, and that feeling would last for quite a while. He would try and act happy in front of his s/o, but it would be clear he was struggling with the idea. It’s not that he doesn’t want children, because that’s not the case at all. He’d just be worried that he wouldn’t be able to be a good father. 

-He’d continue to have doubts about raising the child even if his s/o tried to reassure him. It would help a bit, but to even consider himself being a good parent, he would need to know by actually doing the parenting. 

-Contrary to what he would think before the child was born, Arthur would be a great dad. Sometimes he’d be too strict, but if the child really wanted something badly enough he’d give in. 

-He’d try to get his child interested in reading so they could become more and more knowledgeable as they grew or, if that failed, some sort of sport so they could be successful there.  He’d be very oriented in seeing his child succeed in something they’re passionate about. 

-As the child grows up, Arthur would try to give them more freedom. Try being the keyword. He’d attempt to be a cool dad, but he would still be overbearing and constantly pretending not to snoop in his kid’s life. If they were really annoyed with him he wouldn’t be as bad though.

Ludwig (Germany) 

-Although he doesn’t really make it know to very many people, Ludwig would love the chance of being a father, and would be there to support his s/o and the child as soon as he knows he’ll be a father. 

-Even before he would even see his kid, he’d be completely devoted. He would instantly become excited and run out with his s/o to buy toys and supplies for the child, even if it wasn’t nearly time for the baby to arrive. He’d also set up a nursery, with newly painted walls the best crib he could find, to welcome the child into the world. 

-Once the baby is born, he would spend every moment he could taking care of them, which would be great for his s/o, because that even includes well into the night, when they most likely wouldn’t want to get up. 

-As they grow older, Ludwig would become a bit strict with what they can and cannot do, but nothing major, and he would still be a loving father with only the best intent. 

-However, if the child ever bring home a s/o of their own, they have to be prepared to be interrogated. Ludwig would be fiercely protective, and anyone his child dated would need to be “screened” by him once things started getting serious. He wants only the best for his child, and he wouldn’t be afraid to let them know. If their s/o wasn’t scared off by his demeanor and questions, then it’s very likely he’d accept them.

  • England: *arrives at meeting and puts a skull on the table*
  • Germany: What’s with the skull?
  • England: Oh, it’s my dad’s.
  • Prussia: OH, MY GOD!
  • England: No, it’s not my dad. It belonged to my dad. He used to put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it’s Christmas, people still die. And you can put candy in it.
  • Prussia: My dad did that too!
  • Germany: Yeah Germania did...
  • England: Uh...
  • Scotland: But Germania was our dad...
  • America: Awkward...