Cooking By The Book UsUk

Not crack I swear

Yes. I am lazy town memes trash fucking square up and throw a punch if u dare m8. But this is no crack fic this is an actual normal fic.. sorta i guess.. ENJOY.


“Arthur really, you don’t have to bake the cookies. Mom said she doesn’t mind baking them this year.” 

Alfred saw Arthur’s shoulders slump in defeat. He sighed and hugged him from behind, resting his head on Arthur’s shoulder to take a better look at the destroyed kitchen in front of them.

“It’s just… I really wanted to impress your family Al, didn’t you say that the Christmas dinner was very important to your family?” 

Ah, so that’s what had the Brit cooking since dawn. 

“Arthur just because you can’t provide the cookies doesn’t mean you’ll ruin the dinner. Everyone will still love you, I just know they will.”

Arthur didn’t reply and that said plenty to Alfred. He sighed, his sweet and adorable English boyfriend clearly wanted to bake the cookies no matter what so as a hero he had to help him. He removed himself from the smaller man and turned him around to get a better look at his face.

“Hey, don’t worry, I’ll help you. How hard can it be if we do the cooking by the book, right?” 

No matter how tiring it was to get a decent batch of cookies by the end of the day, getting to look at Arthur’s cheery expression made it all worth it to the American. 

Alfred would do anything for Arthur and vice versa, that much was clear for both of them. Alfred could only hope that when Christmas came around, Arthur would do the biggest thing Alfred could ever ask from him, which was to be his forever. 


Gahh so fluffy and sweet I gave myself cavities sheesh. 

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