arthur f. mathews

ACCIDENT
  • Canada: So how did you get into a car accident?
  • England: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road that America didn't notice. So, I said 'Alfred, deer!'
  • America: ...
  • England: And you want to tell Matthew what your responce was?
  • America: ... *sighs* 'Yes honey?'
Hetalia In A Nutshell

England: France no

France: *GETS NAKED* FRANCE YES


Canada: America no

America: AMERICA YE- wait a minute, who are you?

Canada:

Canada: I’LL CHOP YOUR FUKKIN HEAD OFF I SWEAR ON ME GRANDMA


Germany, Austria and Hungary: Prussia no

Prussia: PRUSSIA YES


Everyone: Russia no

Russia: yes, da?


Germania: Holy Rome no

Ancient Roman Empire: I GOT THAT LATIN PASSION


America: Davie no

Davie: *dies*

America: Davie?


Spain: Romano no

Romano: *swears in Italian*


Seborga: Sealand and Wy, no

Sealand and Wy: SHUT THE FCUK UP IT’S NOT A PHASE


Turkey: Greece no

Greece: *herds the cat army* get rekt scrub


Finland: Sweden no

Sweden: …yea


China: Hong Kong no

Kong Kong: yo, wat up teach?


Pirate Spain, Prussia and France: England no

Pirate England: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, WHERE’S THE BITCHES FOR ME


England: America no

America: FUCK OFF YOUR NOT MY BROTHER

England: *cries*


The Nordics: Denmark no

Denmark: VIKINGS

I’ve got this headcanon that America and Canada are always the first to congratulate England on his birthday and surprise him every year with a big party and cuddles (and they also mock him for being an old man)

Arthur would never admit it aloud, but secretly he’s really happy about the birthday wishes and his former colonie’s hugs

HURT FOOT
  • America: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
  • Canada: What happaned?
  • America: I tried to let go of anger and threw a rock at my foot!
  • England: Then he got mad and tried to kick it with the other foot.
  • France: And what happened to you?
  • England: I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.
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The FACE’s kids are to be feared

England uses that in his advantage tho

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Better late than never, folks. Cheers.

Beautiful dialogue inspired by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvmae6bUB14&t=428s


Epilogue:

This drawing was a mistake, I’m heading towards digital in the future.

Me on a date: So what’s your opinion on Francis Bonnefoy?

Date: I think he can be a major pervert sometimes…

Me, shoving breadsticks into my bag: I’m sorry I have to go right now

Date: But I hate how everyone always assumes that he’s a rapist!

Me, slowly taking breadsticks out of my bag: Please, continue…

Hetalia Headcanons
  • Ok so can anyone else picture America going crazy with the "Crave that mineral" joke?
  • England: *drinking tea*
  • Canada: *eating pancakes*
  • America: *walks in room, looks over and smiles* "Hey Arthur?"
  • England: ..."don't!"
  • America: ...
  • England: "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!!"
  • America: *smirks* ... "Do you crave that mineral?"
  • England: "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE ALFRED! COME ON!!"
  • Canada: "It's just a joke"
  • America: *laughing really loud*
  • England: "NO, THAT'S IT I'M DONE!" *leaves room*
  • America: ...
  • Canada: ...
  • America: ...*looks over and smiles* "Hey Mattie?"
  • Canada: ..."Please don't"...
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sweet jealous biscuits - part 1 Mitsu here!!! (Peru 27/08/2015 12:25 a.m.) and… 

We are 100!!!!!! yahooooo!!!!! I’m so happy!!!! thank you so much for follow me you made me so happy and this is a little gift for you, is just the first part so wait for the second! I’m working it. I love you guys!!

This comic is based on the description of Himaruya about England where says his culinary skills are improving. When England said he cooked for Italy, is that time he was captured by America. 

(sorry, I used google translate for some parts, sorry u.u )

loves!!!!