arthur bro whats in that tea

*Typical usuk fic*

(I actually love usuk please dont hate me lmao)

England: u wanker
America: i did nothin wrogn
England: ye u did u git
America: ???
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*at bar*
England:*is drunk* y did america leaVE
ME next week is July 4 *is cry*
France: oh Angleterre~ (in italics) can u not see he luv only u??
England: *is more drunk* U FROG NO HE DOSNT, U R A BLODY GITT
France: *eats baguette* honhonhon mon cher~ (also in italics) but u love him dont u
England: *such drunk* u dont undrstan my feelings :’(
France: *says something about america and england having sex or whatever*
England: U BASTARD
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*somehow got back home in England and its also the day after*
England: i hear doorbell who could it be???????????????? I have no ideaaa
*answers door*
Egland: nooooo not youuuu
America: hello i hav com to stay the week
England: no u git u cant *is emotionally and sexually conflicted*
America: oh come on iggy. Itll be like the good ol times
England: *has overly dramatic flashback to aforementioned “good old times” that lasts for approximately three chapters*
England: f-fine u wanker
Ameica: yayyyy
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Eggle: i’ll mak u supper
Americ: no ur food sucks AHAHAHAH
Engl: NO IT DOESNT BLOODY GIT WANKR I HATE U
Amerr: chill bro imma eat it anyway
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*during supper*
England: i hate hamburgers they mak u fat
America: U FUKN WOT M8
*england sips tea and smirks*
England: u know what u r probably the worst country after that bloody frog
America: 1V1 ME BRUH UR UNICORNS AINT REAL AND UR EYEBROWS ARE THICC AS FUCK
England: oh yOU DID NOT JUST-
*conflict somehow resolves
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*after supper*
Acirema: i wan somethin to drank
Arthur: what u want america??
America: *blushes becuse WOW HE SAID AMERICA SO SEXY but no homo* i want to fuk u in the ass- i mean i want a cup of coffee plz
Englyjingle: coffee is 4 plebians we dont serve it wanker
Amerca: fuck u i like it, fine what else do ya hav
Glands: tea
Am: wat else
Eg: scones
Alfred: thats not a drink
Egg: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME I RAISED YOU BETTER I THOUGHT WE COULD B FRIENDS/LOVERS BUT NOOOOO U JUST HAAAD TO REVOLT DIDNT U U GIT
Americs: *tears up* e-england i thot something was wrong… why are u so sad
England: *thinks* wow his face looks like when he was a child so cute. But it also makes me want to be fucked in the ass by him.
Hamburger: is… is it becus of the 4th of july??????????
Elgnand: y-yes
Americaaa: wow i never thought of that possibility, iggy-
Scone: i hate that name wanker u kno that
“England’s former colony”: kk i wont call u that. Anyway iggy, i lov u and want to hav sexs rn and i only left so i didnt hav to do the incest becaus i loved u sexually from the beginning. Now its 100% ok but i didnt wanna show my tru feelings. I totally didnt rebel because ur taxes were to high and u didnt give us any political say
England: i-i felt the same way lets hav sex
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*after like 4 chapters of long angsty sex*
America: i bet u liked visiting florida haha
England: shut up git
America: wooowww ur eyes r green so perf
England: *blushes* and ur eyes ar blue like the sky when we 1st met
America: wow that turns me on lets *insert highly sexual act thats probably banned in like 74 countries*
England: only if u can handle it *waggles eyebrows* i was once a pirate u kno
Canada: GUYS IVE LITERALLY BEEN HERE THE. ENTIRE. TIME.
England&America: o_o
Canada: I’m also fucking France
England&America: O_o
*France suddenly appears*
France: Adieu Angleterre and Americas~ *he winks and both fly away on a baguette*
America: I love u
England: bloody git wanker
and they kissed
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THE END

What even was this

THINGS WE NEED TO CONSIDER

OKAY

I really, really want to write about America taking the other nations on a road trip throughout his country. Like;

- Other nations meeting tourist from his country in Washington, DC.
- ENGLAND GOING TO BOSTON AND GLARING ABOUT THE TEA PARTY
- Russia seeing the sunflower fields in North Dakota
- Russia climbing mount Sunflower in Kansas (And getting disappointed)
- SUNFLOWER SEEDS
- AMERICA TAKES EVERYONE TO JUNGLE JIMS IN OHIO
- Alfred taking Italy Bros, Seborga, and Spain, to Olive Garden
- Alfred tells Arthur about Iced Tea and how they make tea in America and England having a Heart Attack
- “I’m taking you guys to a football game!”
- ALFRED’S ACCENT CHANGING DEPENDING ON WHAT PART OF THE COUNTRY ALFRED’S IN CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT
- taking the nations to the air and space museum in Ohio and the one at the Smithsonian and smirking at Russia half the time

But okay, I want to see APH nations dealing with Cultural Differences

- America and England fighting about Spelling
- England and America beside themselves because they have to convert to the Euro when they buy at stores in most of Europe
- America has no official language.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T TEACH KIDS OTHER LANGUAGES UNTIL HIGHSCHOOL
- WHAT’S HIGHSCHOOL?
- above 90 is an A??? What?
- AMERICA AND ENGLAND SINGING ALONG TO SONGS FROM THE BRITISH INVASION OF MUSIC
- MOST OF THE NATIONS WATCH DOCTOR WHO AND THROW SEASON PREMIER PARTIES AT IGGYS
- Football “What’s the Super Bowl?”
- Alfred probs gets drunk at least one night a week when he goes to Europe
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DRINKING AGE IS 21
- China picking up things in the USA like; “oh look, made in me.”
- Aph nations going to zoos and being giddy because that’s native in their country
- Why are sport teams and American flags on everything, Alfred???
- Japan and America fangirling over anime
- EUROVISION
- nations pissed because of how their history is portrayed
- CANADA’S BAGGED MILK
- CANADA’S RAINBOW, WATERPROOF, AND SCENTED MONEY
- Miles, Yards, Feet, Inches, and Pounds.
- American Gun Laws