artemis fowl characters

Artemis Fowl II is honestly one of the most relatable characters ever

because in literally every book of the series he’s like “wow I should exercise more… why did I not exercise before I started doing all of this running and jumping??… I NEED to work out… crap the only thing I’ve lifted in the past 12 years is my phone HELP ME… as I run to my death, I think of all the various reasons why working out would benefit me… Butler I promise I will exercise after this pls just let me survive”

but then over the course of EIGHT ENTIRE BOOKS he never actually manages to work out once, and if that’s not some A+ self-destructive procrastination then I don’t know what is

The Artemis Fowl books advocate for the environment, deal with misogyny in the workplace and the need for feminism, and has some of the best character development arcs like ever over the span of eight books. Also, there’s magic and fairies with guns and time travel and a whole lot of sarcasm and really no downside to reading them


I started reading Artemis Fowl to my little sister, and we just got to the eternity code. She’s borderline obsessed with the C-cube (and the trouble it’s gotten Artemis into) so she (with my dad’s help) decided to make one.

:’) I’m so proud that she not only made it blue (the color discourse is still going on right) but loved Artemis Fowl this much!

Me As A Fowler

Person: So who are your favorite Artemis Fowl characters?

Me: : Are you sure you said “characters” and not just “character”?

Person: Um yes…

Me: Artemis Fowl, Butler, Holly, Opal, Juliet, Minerva, Julius Root, Foaly, Trouble, Vinyaya, Mulch, Turnball, No.1, Artimis Senior, Angeline, Myles, Beckett (lists all characters, major and minor, except Jon Spiro and Co., and the Extictionists) … In no particular order.

Person: I…was… just…asking…your…favorite…characters…

i hate it when you’re so aggressively fond of someone that when you think abt then it makes you smile like no shut up i’m in math

hear me out ok like i know myles looks and acts more like artemis in the books…….but what if it was actually beckett who acted more like artemis? imagine myles as the goody two shoes at home and school: gets his homework done, is valedictorian of the grade, probably president of student council, tries his Best to keep beckett from getting in trouble (but is still roped into the schemes somehow)….on the OTHER hand we have Beckett Fowl: Devil Child and his god given quest to break into as many safes as possible and eat as much treacle expresso as he can