ok bluh now happy bobo head canons please!
- bob’s favorite music is hit singles from the 80′s and disco from the 70′s
- bob works at the restaurant until he cant possibly work anymore due to age. he just has too much fun running it with louise and watching her turn the place around. he’s so proud!
- here’s a headcanon about how i think bob and linda’s wedding went down
- EVEN THOUGH HE DOESNT ADMIT IT, BOB LOVES SNUGGLING
- HIS FAVORITE THING TO DO DURING A POWER OUTAGE IS MAKE FORTS. HE LOVES HIDING UNDER 15 BLANKETS WITH HIS FAM AND WATCHING THE RAIN POUR OUTSIDE!! aaa
- he’s so bad with technology. old man’s 104 years old
- he loves ice cream
- at one point, he tried growing out a beard cause he thought linda would be impressed by it, but it didnt fill out all the way and it looked awful lol
- he’s written down every single burger pun he’s ever made in this journal he keeps in a secret place. it’s full of successful puns and puns that were scribbled out, erased, or torn out cause they were so bad. the journal itself is a work of literary art
- bob has to wear glasses when he gets older and gets red ones to match with linda (he has others, but mostly wears the red ones -v-)