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Villains Who Think They’re Heroes (listen here)

You got your doppelgangers, your filthy bandits, your psychopaths, your Hyperion underlings, and your demons who see angels when they look in the mirror. Pandora! What a planet!

Everybody Loves Me// OneRepublic, Kiss the Sky// Shawn Lee’s Ping Pong Orchestra, Busy Earnin’// JUNGLE., Smooth Criminal (violin + cello version)// MrDanuKW and Si**tMunyuk, Conscience Killer// Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, New Alphabet// Eels, Sail// AWOLNATION, Can’t Kill Us// Glitch Mob, Pavlove// Fall Out Boy, Seven Nation Army// White Stripes, Beast// Nico Vega, The Pretender// Foo Fighters, Blood On My Name// the Wright Brothers, Where I Want to Be (Chess)// Frances Ruffelle, Marked Man// Mieka Pauley, Borderlands the Pre Sequel Mainframe Song

THE BIGGEST FUCKING COCKTEASE IN ALL OF BORDERLANDS............

SO I FUCKIN

IM PLAYIN THE PRE-SEQUEL RIGHT

IM PLAYIN CLAPTASTIC VOYAGE

AND I SEE THIS FUCKING IN-FUCKING-TRIGUING CHALLENGE THAT I CAN DO……..

AND YOU ALL KNOW ME…….

I GET SUPER FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS THING

IM SITTIN HERE LIKE HMMMMMM I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE OMG I WONDER WHAT COULD BE IN THERE I BET ITS REALLY SOMETHIN EVEN IF ITS JUST RANDOM PICTURES OF MOXXI I WONT CARE BC IT ALL JSUT COMES DOWN TO THE IDEA THAT CLAPTRAP JACKS OFF AND HTATS HELL YEAH HELL FUCKING YEA

SO I DO THE CHALLENGE WHICH TAKES ME A LONG TIME TO FIGURE OUT AND I MEAN A LONG TIME

AND I GET INSIDE AND IM ALL EXCITED AND IM LIKE…………………..

OK THERES NOTHING IN HERE>……………….

BUT THIS WAS IT. THATs ALL….

IT JUST RECALLS WHAT HAPPENED AT OVERLOOK.

Í͔͚̰ ̹̱͓͡H͍͚̝͕͈̬̼͢A̭̘̲̫V̺̖͔͖͔̮̲E̞̭͝ ̨̞̦̯̬B̴͍͕̗͉͍̦E͖E̮N͍̪̹̫̺ͅ ҉Ḍ̭̠̤E͚̺̘̱̥͓͍͠Ṉ͝I͓͢E͈̬̝̙D ̱͖̳̝̺̠͍C̦̭͔̙̪̺̰L͏͇͈͈̞̝̮A̶̤̱̻P̠̦̞̻̤T͎̦̪R̸͇̫̰̹̼A̸͉̗͇Ṕ̳̹ ̹̻̯̝͕̼̞͜D͠I̦̙̰C͉̗̮̩͞K̲̣͚

I͉͕ ̶̗S̛͖̥̱͉̺ͅÉ͙E͉̥͎̝̞͞K ͕͉̪͉̺V̯̗͓̠̬͉̮͠E̡̥̩NG̡̰̻͇̼A̬N͓͍͍C͠E̺̗͓̪

GEARBOX, MEET ME IN THE FUCKING PIT