anonymous asked:

if i dated dana scully, mulder would just spend the entire time third wheeling us and theyd tell stories to me about their adventures and then it would turn into a bunch of foreplay for them and suddenly im the third wheel and theyre making out in front of me and leave to go have sex meanwhile im still at the restaurant with the bill wondering what just happened and wasnt i the one dating her and who these people are and how the fuck are they fbi agents and the waiters give me a discount

I think this is the single best message I have ever received…… oh my god