and then Chrom comes up to Robin and stands there and says 'you imbecile' and orders Robin go to bed and sits next to him until Robin stops shaking because what if he overdosed caffeine and gets a heart failure or something lol
//aggressively struggles not to thoron lmao (continuation of this post) also now I developed a headcanon where Robin gets blunt and super impatient and easy to annoy after drinking too much coffee. I’m gonna think about this now.
My first was hundreds of years ago, and since then my sexual history does not need to be spread around! I could easily just say “One other nation” and you would come prying to know who!
These parts of my history are not all that important really, things happen, bonds are made, bonds are broken, sexual urges rise on the battlefield and are taken care of, and sometimes it’s nice to feel loved as a person and not just as a nation, or to know you share this slight burden of immortality because you can’t really allow yourself to get close to humans, or anything with a life-span not linked with a landmass’ society. It can get lonely, especially if you’re an island nation like me.
I’m going to go sit down I made myself start thinking….