Do you have any regrets in life? Such as not being able to drink as much slushies as you wish you could have before you died? By the way I feel you deserve one, but I'm gonna be an asshole -Hands coupon for slushie that expires in one day-
That’s what happens when you fall into an unrequited, obsessive love. Don’t do it, kids.
Thanks for the expired coupon for the nonexistent 7/11′s in the afterlife.