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Here’s a new piece for!
One of my favorite trips as a boy was to the southern parts of Escalante, Utah.  There were all sorts of vantage points and shady looking, could-be hideouts. In this piece, I went classic western style with a touch of Edgar Payne. Coyote Gulch explores making an environment in confined space for characters. Sign up from March 1-31

Stupid shit people say in art. Part 1

“I can’t mountain.”
*aggressively* “Fuck! The paints not dry.”
“Where am I in the clouds guys.”
“This mountain can go fuck itself.”
“The blue paint attracts to me like a fucking magnet”
“It’s not a mountain. It’s like a fake-n. A fake mountain.”
“My mind is a banana.”
“Ummm, a blob of nothing-ness.”
Student 1: “I can’t figure out what colour this is.”
Student 2: “It’s all the colours all at once.”
*singing* “It’s a mistake. It’s a mistake. Everything’s a mistake.”
“Abort.” *5 seconds later* “Mega abort.”
“I get to do space for my summative. Space! I get to do… Wait that came out wrong.”