Arrrr! That’s what you want to hear right? Arrrr! Ahoy matey! Shiver me timbers! All that pirate drivel the tourists are always asking me to repeat. Bollocks. I shan’t tell you the truth. You’re not worth it. What would you do with it? I know what you’ll write: ‘Arrr, said Blackbeard.’ ‘Said Blackbeard.” Blackbeard never said no such thing. Go. Get that parrot out of my face.