arrowspate

 Panel 1-
Twin Bandits: WOOD!

Second Panel-

Twin Bandits: FUCK!

Third Panel-

Brother 1 (left side, from first panel perspective): THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Brother 2: MY FAULT!?

Brother 1: YEAH! WE HAD TO GO “THIS” DIRECTION!

Brother2: WE?! I WAS FOLLOWING YOU!

Brother 1: DON’T YOU EVEN START, ISIAH! I AM NOT THE ONE THAT CAME UNPREPARED!

Brother 2: OH BITE ME, YOU HORSE’S ASS!

Brother 1: FUCK YOU! I TOLD YOU TO BRING EXPLOSIVES FOR THIS VERY REASON!

Fourth Panel-

-ANGRY BLEATING IN THE BACKGROUND-

Bernie: Guess ya can say their havin’ a BAaaaAaad day. Right?~

Arrow: You did not just do that…

Bernie: What? You MAaaaaaad, bro?~

…..

Fifth Panel:

-Laughing hysterically like the idiots they are-

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Thanks to @cowbellchaos she drew this wonderfully stupid scene from Arrowspate’s past. This is when him and Bernie were bounty hunting together in their twenties. They were stupid together and THEY STILL ARE!

A Tale Between Friends: The Adventures of Bernie Widowmaker and Arrowspate.

I thought I would share this tale, because there will be a short comic coming out soon. Courtesy of @cowbellchaos.

It is an actual bounty hunt that Arrow and Bernie was apart of in their younger years. It was the one of the dumbest events to ever happen.

Here it goes.

So Bernie and Arrow where on a bounty hunting trip to a mountain region in the west where they were on the trail of two bandits. Twin brothers who have that not only are responsible for bank robberies and purse snatching, but also violence and property damage via explosions. The duo recently discovered however that the criminals they are after are not equine, bovine or griffon. Nope.

THEY ARE RAMS! And they were last seen in the mountains. They did find the brothers hiding in the cave and a chase ensued. For a couple of sheep, they were fast. But after they make it off the mountain, they run to what appeared to be an open field. The brothers thought they were going to escape when suddenly, they stop dead in their tracks, looking up in a mix of horror and anger and say together loudly.
“ WOOD! FUCK!!!”

They stopped at a wooden fence. They stare at it and DON’T EVEN REALIZE that they could go under it. Instead, they stare for a while before the brother’s start yelling at eachother.

“THIS IS YOUR FAULT!”

“MY FAULT?!”

“YEAH! WE HAD TO GO THIS DIRECTION!”

“WE?! I WAS FOLLOWING YOU!”

“DON’T YOU EVEN START, ISIAH!  I AM NOT THE ONE WHO CAME UNPREPARED!”

“OH BITE ME, YOU HORSE’S ASS!”

“FUCK YOU! I TOLD YOU TO BRING THE EXPLOSIVES FOR THIS VERY REASON!”

Then angry bleating occurs. As the brothers bleat in frustration, Arrow and Bernie just stand there…in awe of the stupidity of these sheep. Here they were. Two of the better thieves at the time, stopped by a tall wooden fence.

The brothers were arrested and are now rotting in the Saddleton Jail house.

To this day, this is one of the funniest stories they share with friends and family alike.

filly-serenity  asked:

Has any of the other guys ever crossdressed? Either for pleasure or for a bounty? And on a slightly unrelated note, how often does Bolt and get mistaken for a child?

Barnaby cross dresses on some occasions. Mainly for fun, but at least 3 times for a bounty.

Buck does all the time. When he feels like a girl he will wear more girly clothes, wear make-up and allow his voice to go higher pitched. 

Arrowspate has done it…more than he’d like to admit. Once when he was little and wanted to be pretty like grandma and the second time (and onward) when he and Barnaby got…a little too comfortable.

Willow sometimes dresses as a boy, to fool a lot of ponies. Even as far as to cutting her mane. She hasn’t done that in a long time though.


When it comes to Bolt, it use to be all the time. Until he had the hormone and growth treatments. Now these days they mistake him for someone who just barley turned 13. Unfortunately this is as close as he can get to looking even close to being adult for now. And unless you know him, almost everyone thinks he is a dumb teen or a pre-teen. The only other way he can look his age is if he lets a beard grow out and that takes more than a couple of days for him.