I was just re-watching Arrested Development and happened to pause and read the entirety of this inconsequential note. The last paragraph reads: “Any further inquiries should be directed to Brad Elliott in the property gold room as he is the one who spewed all of this out onto his laptop in order to make a prop that nobody will likely ever see. If this has been seen by camera, then perhaps he hasn’t done his job well and should continue to pump information relevant to the show.”