arrested decision 2012

Michael: All right, G.O.B., is this gonna be believable? I want him scared. I love this kid.

G.O.B.: These guys are pros, Michael. They’re gonna push the tension til the last possible moment before they strip.

Michael: They’re not going to strip, are they?

G.O.B.: I told them not to, but I can’t promise that their instincts won’t kick in.

Pier Pressure - 1x10

(submitted by k9)

Tobias: You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, okay, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you’re the big marriage expert. Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead. I’m sorry. That was 100% inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely. I’m… Oh…

Amigos - 2x03

(submitted by danblock)

Michael: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.

Pilot - 1x01

(submitted by MarioDesign)

Narrator:G.O.B. had recently made a recording of his ventriloquism act.
Engineer: “Franklin Comes Alive,” take one.
Narrator: He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit.
G.O.B.: (Singing.) / It ain’t easy being white /(Singing, as Franklin.) / It ain’t easy being brown / (Singing, as himself.) / All this pressure to be bright / (Singing, as Franklin.) / I got children all over town / (Singing, as himself.) / Sometimes… / (In normal voice.) Hey, where’d the guy go?

Righteous Brothers - 2x18