Cindi Lightballoon: Mr. Bluth, I’m Cindi Lightballoon. I’ve studied all your teachings, and I’ve purchased every tape, and I watch them over and over. Narrator: George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes touting his newly discovered spirituality. Cindi Lightballoon: I’ve also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars. I’ve come to learn at your feet. George, Sr.: That’s a good place to start.