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Q: Luca, I believe the first scene you had them rehearse was the kiss between the two of them? Was that sort of like a test to throw them in the deep end, talking about being a sadist as you were before? To see how embarrassed they’d be for their initial scene to go that far.
Armie: Can I– I’m gonna jump in before Luca answers this question and just tell you how that actual rehearsal went down.

ARMY I gotta say something

BTS won, yes but there’s no need to be arrogant or rude or start shit with other fandom. Bc here’s the thing: K-Pop won tonight. How many ppl, who never heard of K-Pop before, do you think are gonna check out BTS after tonight? And find more great Korean artists to love? Like legit, stay humble, don’t be bratty. You can be proud without being shitty. This is a victory for K-Pop and a landmark in K-Pop history.

Two Months

Request: friend zoning shawn to the point where he is begging to get out #request but rly u were too scared to let shawn in

a/n: HI!! i’ve been working on this one for quite a while and it’s finally done!! yay!!! thanks for being so patient with me everytime i pushed the upload date back lol but anyway, i hope you enjoy!! random side note - my family and i ate 5 pounds of potatoes at dinner tonight lol 

okay now enjoy reading and tell me what you think when you’re done!!

Your name: submit What is this?

- 8 months ago –

          Most people would think that sitting in a back room would be the most unentertaining thing in the world.  But when this back room happens to be filled with three of your closest, and backstage at the LA Staples center, a back room sounds more entertaining than any other room.

           “How long did he say the meet and greet lasted?”  Brian piped up as he threw a red skittle up into the air.  The skittle bounced off his nose and landed on the ground.

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Jikook smutty fic recs

Hi everyone! So after my post recommending my fave jikook fics, I received a couple of requests for a smutty version of those recommendations. Althought most of the fics i suggested did contain a smutty part at some point in the story, and the fact that I don’t tend to read fic just for the smut (even if a lil smut is good. u know what i mean, u gotta earn it), i figured i would still be able to recommend some of my faves to you fellas

This will be kinda personal choices tho’, you’ll figure out i tend to prefer top!jk and bottom!jm and that i may or may not have some kinks

So yeah here are some of the great smutty fics I’ve read recently! As always, I’ll tend to suggest more recent fics, while incorporating classics because yeah

They are mostly Porn without plot/Plot what plot because that’s what i consider a smutty fic right?

* - spicy

** - hella spicey

*** - see you in hell

1. If i get in, i might just drown, by fatal (cumrich). *** One shot, 12k, complete. “fucking jimin has always been jeongguk’s favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special.” ((Ok so this is the ultimate one. Just go read the tags and you’ll understand. Just thinking about it is a sin. Also go read milk and honey by the same author if you liked it, it’s sort of the continuation!))

2. Underdressed and oversexed, by gangbang. * (hey look my fave author) Two chapters, 24k, not completed. “jungkook just needs the money. it’s kind of unfortunate jimin happens to be the porn star he’s jacked off to for the past three years.” ((Again, all is in the tags. Pornstar AU. Lots of dirty talk. A lil’ bit of plot, but not so much. The 2nd chapter is my fave))

3. Help you out, by snowflakechim. Two chapters, 6k, completed. * “Jimin is stressing over the end of the semester. Jungkook is more than willing to help.” ((Ok so this one is pretty short, but it’s in two chapters and really there is no plot lol. Ft. Jeonlous, and dirty talk.))

4. Entertain us, by NightsBurning. One shot, 10k, complete. *** “Jimin sometimes feels like the pressure is getting too much. His band members are all far too willing to help him out with relieving some stress, though.” ((Okay so this one… not only jikook, OT7. Sharing is caring. A true classic. Extra extra smutty. Just thinking about it make me embarrassed all over again. Go read it if you haven’t already.))

5. Primal, by Rose_gold715. One shot, 6k, complete. ** ”Jimin goes into heat and Jungkook sees Jimin’s unguarded, unrestrained Omega side for the first time.” ((ABO dynamics extremely well-written. + jeonlous. What there more to ask ? If it’s your thing i mean. you could try it w/ this one))

6. Stupid Batteries, by Zelupsi. One shot, 2k, complete. * “Jimin gets stuck on an alpha knotting dildo, and Jungkook ends up there to save the day.” ((Another ABO dynamics while we’re at it. + I found it quite funny so yeah but i can’t quite remember if the smut is that great))

7. For_Yoongi.avi, by strangedesires. One shot, 3k, complete. * ““Record yourselves for me,” Yoongi had said against Jimin’s lips after leaving the comfort of their shared bed.(OR: Jeongguk takes it upon himself to record himself and Jimin for Yoongi, and he gets a bit too comfortable with the power he has in Yoongi’s absence).” ((Starts with Jikook only, ends w/ sugaminkook. I did not think it was my thing either. But it was. And it’s gonna be for u too. Go read it. Dirty talk + dom/sub undertones.))

8. Backseat, by nomilkonlysuga (Umekozaru). ** One shot, 7k, complete. “Yoongi is possessive. Jimin is his. Jungkook is his. With the small difference that Jungkook can’t keep his fucking hands to himself, apparently. Punishment ensues.” ((Ok so this one is hella good. Trust me and go read it right now. Starts w/ a long long jikook. Then sorta turns into sugakookmin again, but you’re iniciated by now. Seriously it’s so good, it redefined my standarts for smut. Dirty talk, dom/sub undertones, do i even have to tag those? all my recommandations have it by now welp And a bit of an exhibitionist kink + cars))

9. Just a little bit more, by Levetrate. * 2 chapters, 4k, complete. “He hadn’t meant to say it, it just kind of happened.” ((Ok so the overuse of italics and bigger letters is hella annoying in this one, but i couldn’t not include a daddy kink one. It’s hella strong in this one, if you’re into that))

10. Detained, by PARKCHlM. One shot, 3k, complete. * “Park Jimin is a brat, but Officer Jeon is always there to put him in his place.” ((So to conclude this list, here’s what we all lowkey wanted since the legendary RUN BTS with the assclap : officer JK and prisoner JM having hate sex.))

So this concludes my smutty recommandations for you guys today! I felt so stupid and embarrased doing this but hey, still took me hella long time. I hope you enjoyed it!

If you have any other fic recs that are not included in this post or my previous one, please send it to me and i’ll gladly read it! And if you have any particular requests, don’t hesitate to message me about it!

See ya soon sinners’

[KOR/ENG LYRICS] MIC Drop by BTS

Korean

Yeah 누가 내 수저 더럽대
I don’t care 마이크 잡음
금수저 여럿 패
버럭해 잘 못 익은 것들
스테끼 여러 개
거듭해서 씹어줄게 스타의 저녁에
World Business 핵심
섭외 1순위 매진
많지 않지 이 class 가칠 만끽
좋은 향기에 악췬 반칙
Mic mic bungee

Mic mic bungee
Bright light 전진
망할 거 같았겠지만 I’m fine sorry
미안해 Billboard
미안해 worldwide
아들이 넘 잘나가서 미안해 엄마
대신해줘 니가 못한 효도
우리 콘서트 절대 없어 포도
I do it I do it 넌 맛없는 라따뚜이
혹 배가 아프다면 고소해
Sue it

Did you see my bag
Did you see my bag
트로피들로 백이 가득해
How you think bout that
How you think bout that
Hater들은 벌써 학을 떼

이미 황금빛 황금빛 나의 성공
I’m so firin’ firin’ 성화봉송
너는 황급히 황급히 도망 숑숑
How you dare
How you dare
How you dare

내 손에 트로피 아 너무 많아
너무 heavy 내 두 손이 모잘라
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심

Lodi dodi 아 너무 바빠
너무 busy 내 온몸이 모잘라
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심

이거 완전 네 글자
사필귀정 ah
Once upon a time
이솝우화 fly
니 현실을 봐라 쌔 쌤통
지금 죽어도 난 개행복
이번엔 어느 나라 가
비행기 몇 시간을 타
Yeah I’m on the mountain
Yeah I’m on the bay
무대에서 탈진
MIC Drop baam

Did you see my bag
Did you see my bag
트로피들로 백이 가득해
How you think bout that
How you think bout that
Hater들은 벌써 학을 떼

이미 황금빛 황금빛 나의 성공
I’m so firin’ firin’ 성화봉송
너는 황급히 황급히 도망 숑숑
How you dare
How you dare
How you dare

내 손에 트로피 아 너무 많아
너무 heavy 내 두 손이 모잘라
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심

Lodi dodi 아 너무 바빠
너무 busy 내 온몸이 모잘라
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심

Haters gon’ hate
Players gon’ play
Live a life man
Good luck

더 볼 일 없어 마지막 인사야
할 말도 없어 사과도 하지 마
더 볼 일 없어 마지막 인사야
할 말도 없어 사과도 하지 마

잘 봐 넌 그 꼴 나지
우린 탁 쏴 마치 콜라지
너의 각막 깜짝 놀라지
꽤 꽤 폼나지 포 포 폼나지

English

Yeah who dares to say my spoon is dirty?*
I don’t care, I grab my mic
I beat up many of those gold spoons
They lose their tempers, those that are undercooked
They’re just lots of steak
I’ll chew on you again and again upon the star’s dinner table
The core of World Business
Top of the list when it comes to casting, we’re a sellout
There aren’t many of our class, savor our value to the fullest
Odour is a foul to a good scent
Mic mic bungee

Mic mic bungee
Bright light heading forward
You would’ve thought we’d fail but I’m fine sorry
Sorry Billboard
Sorry worldwide
Sorry that your son’s on such a roll, mum
We be good to your parents on your behalf, which you weren’t able to do
Our concert does not consist of grapes**
I do it I do it you’re a ratatouille that tastes awful
Well if you’ve got a bellyache, go ahead and sue me***
Sue it

Did you see my bag
Did you see my bag
It’s full of trophies
How you think bout that
How you think bout that
Haters are already fed up

It already shines gold gold, my success
I’m so firin’ firin’ bearing the flame
You run away in a hurry zoom zoom
How you dare
How you dare
How you dare

Ah, too many trophies in my hand
Too heavy, my two hands are not enough
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
Take care of your feet feet
Take care about what you say say

Lodi dodi ah, so busy
So busy, my whole body is not enough
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
Take care of your feet feet
Take care about what you say say

These are some words totally meant for you
Justice will prevail in the end ah
Once upon a time
Aesop’s Fables fly
Take a look at your reality, it serves you just right
Even if I die today I’d be so damn happy
Which country are we headin’ this time
How many hours are we flyin’
Yeah I’m on the mountain
Yeah I’m on the bay
Pass out on the stage
MIC Drop baam

Did you see my bag
Did you see my bag
It’s full of trophies
How you think bout that
How you think bout that
Haters are already fed up

It already shines gold gold, my success
I’m so firin’ firin’ bearing the flame
You run away in a hurry zoom zoom
How you dare
How you dare
How you dare

Ah, too many trophies in my hand
Too heavy, my two hands are not enough
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
Take care of your feet feet
Take care about what you say say

Lodi dodi ah, so busy
So busy, my whole body is not enough
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
Take care of your feet feet
Take care about what you say say

Haters gon’ hate
Players gon’ play
Live a life man
Good luck

No need to see you anymore, it’s the final farewell
There’s no more to say, don’t even apologize
No need to see you anymore, it’s the final farewell
There’s no more to say, don’t even apologize

See that, that’s how you end up
We burst, just like cola
It’ll surprise your corneas****
We’re
quite on point, we’re pretty cool

(*T/N: The Korean ‘spoon class theory’ - which classifies people by their social/financial background and inherited assets. As the name implies, ‘dirt spoon’ is the humblest class, meaning they did not come from a wealthy background and ‘gold spoon’ the wealthiest.)
**T/N: Grapes (specifically, 포도알) is a Korean slang related to ticketing. On Interpark (where BTS sells their tickets most of the time), you need to click a little purple cube/square to select a seat, but as it’s so competitive to get a ticket many people complain “난 포도알도 못봤어…/I didn’t even get to see the grapes” “포도알 어디감/Where did the grapes go” so this line carries the meaning of “the concert sells out so quickly you can never buy our tickets”.
***T/N: There is a play on words here, as this phrase carries a double meaning. ‘배가 아프다면’ also could mean ‘If you’re jealous’, as there is a saying that ‘if you’re jealous, your stomach hurts’. ‘Sue me’ also has a double meaning of ‘shame on you’.
****T/N: ‘각막/cornea’ is something like a buzzword in Korea right now. People use expressions like ‘참(real/true/good)각막’ to refer to one’s great taste in a funny way. For example, K-ARMYs sometimes say “Bang PD-nim has 참각막”. Another usage of this is replacing ‘눈/eyes’ with ‘각막’ too, as in ‘눈호강/easy on the eyes’ = ‘각막호강’.)

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since it’s That time of the year again and I’ve seen many armys say that they feel like bad fans because they can’t buy the album…… not being able to afford everything bighit throws at us absolutely doesn’t, in any way, make you any less of a fan. keep supporting bts and cheering them on in any way that you can and that’s comfortable and affordable for you. don’t ever feel like you’re obliged to purchase anything and don’t feel guilty about it or like you’re undeserving of calling yourself an army. ily all and let’s support our boys once again!

BTS: Spring Day Stage Analysis

The world has finally seen the Spring Day stage. And wooh! That was emotional! (You’re heartless if you didn’t shed a tear)

When they talked about Youth Ending… They weren’t fucking kidding.

Bangtan may have talked about their advocacy against discrimination and injustice for the MV (if you want to see the symbolisms check my theory here: BTS You Never Walk Alone - Spring Day MV Theory: The Untold Story) but this song, this choreography… was all dedicated to the victims and families of the Sewol Tragedy which happened on the spring day of April 16, 2014. The Sewol Ferry tragedy ended the youth of almost 300 students from Danwon High School that day and this song and stage hopes to give comfort to the victims and their families that they are not alone.

Jimin representing those whose youth ended that day.

Boat formation, Jimin slowly going down

Jimin being taken by the waves, JHope too late to save him

Jin, the “comfort-giver”.

He represents those who stand strong with the plight of those who went through the injustice in hopes of giving peace to them and those whose lives were lost in the tragedy.

Being a strong shoulder for Kookie

Continuing the fight for Tae who was singing about his best friend

Tae trying to catch and hold on to the hope

Finally giving peace to the lost, Jimin

When us ARMYs say that Bangtan is relevant, we don’t only mean that they are breaking new ground in the industry they are in. Their songs in and of itself are now even more relevant than some on-lookers may perceive.

Bangtan will let everyone remember that the fight is not over…

You who are still fighting, lost, and in mourning… You will never walk alone.