army princess

151220~ [TRANS/Seokjin]         Q: Among the members, who listens to your words the best? A: No one does. They’re all bad boys.

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What Xena says: “Gabrielle, you’re my source.”

What Xena means: “I just spent hours in the freezing cold snow, yodeling… and then I attacked an Amazon village and broke the arm of a very beloved friend of mine in a blind rage just trying to get to you. I then abandoned my horse and dragged you to a cliff and attempted to through you off of it. Because when you aren’t around, I lose my center and can’t function.”

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Rap Monster’s perfume are pocket sized Jin’s farts. He likes them because they smell like roses and stars and also because they came out from Jin’s butt.