I have an idea for the next Disney movie. It’s about a young Chinese princess who falls in love with an enchanted talking suit of armor. Are all of the supporting characters talking cats and a tiny, sassy panda? Why yes, yes they are. Do the talking cats have multiple musical numbers? Um…duh. Is the villain a dark sorcerer who uses his wicked alchemic arts to disguise himself as a tall, handsome prince to trick the young princess into thinking she might really be in love with him, even though he’s actually a two-foot-tall blond gremlin? Seems likely. In the end, does the princess find a way to break the spell and turn the armor back into a real boy? Well, it is a Disney movie.