“You know, the three of us have been living on the edge way too long. When we’re not running from the police, we’re fending off some costumed whack-job. Gotham is worse than ever. That gives us a choice — we can get out, or band together.” - Catwoman
The Annoying Douche: I’ve hidden hostages in different locations, but to get to them, first you have to run around and collect my trophies, and solve my riddles, and HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING, I’M NOT FINISHED-
Harley Quinn: Aw, if Mr. J dies, who’s gonna beat the crap outta me every day? *sobs*
Two-Face: TWO GUNS, BITCH!
Hugo Strange: Alla’ ur asses are gon’ be mine in seven hours, so enjoy your deadbeat lives while u can u inferior losers.
Robin: Hey. *kicks a trained female assassin* Bye. *leaves*
Ra’s Al Ghul: WE ARE THE LEGION. NEVER FORGIVE. NEVER FORGET. RICK ASTLEY IS OUR GOD, THE FRESH PRINCE IS OUR MESSIAH…
Talia Al Ghul: Destiny, faith, destiny, faith, destiny. Oh, and faith - geez, almost forgot that one. Hey, have I mentioned destiny already? Cause I thought I said faith but never said destiny. Did I say faith?
Bane: Let’s work together. Find this. Here’s the map. Get crackin’. *sits on a couch in front of a TV and
opens a bag of chips*
Mr. Freeze: Batman, y u such an asshole. I wasn’t even doing anything. Leave me alone. T_T *Seriously, Batman, leave him alone. He deserves better things in life as is.*
Poison Ivy: YOU CAN’T TAME MOTHER NATURE! Hold on, is that a bag of fertilizer I see in your hands?
Oracle: Bruce, I’ve just acquired new data on the TITAN virus and my estimates show that we’re all fucked beyond belief and reason.
Alfred: Are you sure you’re going to make it out alive, sir? Are you REEEEEAALLY sure you don’t need your whole Batcave transported into the Arkham City? No? *sigh* Very well then, Line Launcher it is…
V. Zsasz: … *doesn’t say anything because I DON’T ANSWER HIS FUCKING CALLS, FUCK THAT GUY*
Happy Birthday JBird!
A little piece to celebrate Jason Todd’s birthday, with all my favourite batboys together…Alfred is totally taking this picture, he has an extensive collection of his family by now. This is actually a remake of my birthday piece for Jason from last year, but that was atrocious