ari plane

Aries on a plane: “Yass take off!” 

Taurus on a plane: “I wonder what the in-flight meal will be?” 

Gemini on a plane: “So why are you headed to…” 

Cancer on a plane: *Smiling or making faces at all the babies or toddlers*

Leo on a plane: *Secretly trying to push the seat back, even after it’s reached as far as it will go*

Virgo on a plane: *Has gum, hand sanitizer, 3 ipads, blanket, air sickness meds, snacks, a book, travel pillow. PREPARED* 

Libra on a plane: *Face glued to the window*

Scorpio on a plane: *Head phones in*

Sagittarius on a plane: “This is one of my natural habitats.” 

Capricorn on a plane: “Of course I get the seat by the crying baby or obnoxious talker…”

Aquarius on a plane: *Befriending the flight attendants*

Pisces on a plane: *Feel asleep reading a book/playing a video game* or *Listening to someone tell them their life story… not Pisces choice* 

Naturalezas

Tauro y Leo son signos fijos en subdesarrollo, Escorpio y Acuario son fijos desarrollados, es decir: Tauro y Leo son “yo - yo - yo” mientras que Escorpio y Acuario ven todo el cuadro. 
Tauro y Leo no quieren que nada cambie … ni sus corazones, ni sus ambientes, ni su relación, ellos temen, se aferran. Escorpio y Acuario simplemente no permiten que sus valores y creencias cambien … aunque esto puede ser peligroso, ya que hace que los Escorpios y Acuarios más idealistas e impulsados ​​persigan obstinadamente un hermoso futuro para el resto de nosotros.

Geminis y Sagitario son signos mutables subdesarrollados … mutables inmaduros, cambian porque “estoy aburrido de este lugar, estoy aburrido de mi mismo”. Virgo y Piscis son como la transformación, como un psicopompo guiando almas de este reino al siguiente, ellos ven todo el cuadro y por lo tanto son los mutables desarrollados.

Los signos cardinales son, por naturaleza, egoístas … aunque Libra hace una notable excepción, ya que avanza hacia el bien mayor, la verdad y la paz para todos. Claramente no es la exploración impulsada por el ego de Aries, ni los planes de creación de seguridad de Capricornio, ni la ambición de Cancer de conseguir un hogar, un perro, una familia, un buen trabajo y cualquier otra cosa que él decida mantenerlo a salvo del mundo.

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the signs as william becketts
  • aries: snakes on a plane william beckett
  • taurus: william beckett and his long legs (so long)
  • gemini: young william beckett in that messy apartment with mike carden
  • cancer: william beckett onstage with travie doing the Thing
  • leo: leg scarf william beckett
  • virgo: cock rock william beckett
  • libra: william beckett in literally any photo with tom conrad
  • scorpio: big mess william beckett (the one who chases down the evil mirror william)
  • sagitarrius: william beckett wearing that goddamn choker
  • capricorn: sixteen candles william beckett
  • aquarius: william beckett SINGING
  • pisces: william beckett bodyswapped with adam siska from that taitv episode
La vida de...
  • Aries: Sintiéndose aburrido todo el tiempo de la vida que lleva, soñando despierto en una vida mas emocionante recurriendo a libros, películas y música.
  • Tauro: Tratando de vencer el habito de acostarse a la madrugada y no dormir nada. Y posponiendo el momento del día en el que tiene que hacer ejercicio.
  • Géminis: Creando historias en su cabeza que nunca van a pasar. Inventando conversaciones en su mente con personas con las que desea hablar pero que nunca se atreve. Mas conversaciones con el mismo que con gente real.
  • Cáncer: Con deseos de ver a sus amigos, pero sin salir de su casa. Descubriendo música nueva todos los días, mientras se arrepiente de todo lo que ha hecho durante toda su vida.
  • Leo: Queriendo salir de su casa, pero sufriendo al tener que arreglarse y quitarse la pijama. Fallando en todos los tutoriales de youtube que intenta.
  • Virgo: Teniendo encima a sus padres para que arregle su cuarto, cuando solo quiere dormir. Arreglando el desastre que arman los demás.
  • Libra: Escondiendo siempre quien realmente es para complacer a los demás. Lamentando lo grosera que es la gente, sin darse cuenta que el también lo es.
  • Escorpio: Debatiéndose entre hacer feliz a los demás y hacer lo que el cree que es correcto. Mirar fijamente a alguien mientras esta pensando y ser confundido por acosador.
  • Sagitario: Ser criticado constantemente por decir mentiras, pero también por decir la verdad. Todo el mundo se acuerda de sus malos actos, pero nunca de los buenos.
  • Capricornio: Dando siempre lo mejor de el, pero su trabajo nunca es apreciado o reconocido. Manteniendo un exterior de roca, cuando en el interior estas gritando.
  • Acuario: Sintiendose siempre fuera de lugar, pero sin la energía suficiente para encontrar su verdadero lugar en la vida. poniendo toda su energía en cosas que ni sabe si valen la pena.
  • Piscis: Con un constante sentimiento de que la gente esta diciendo todo y nada al mismo tiempo, que no esta leyendo entre las lineas, que se esta perdiendo de algo mas grande. Con el deseo de callar, pero con la imposibilidad de ello.

anonymous asked:

#AskSignos Piscis, cariño, eres muy lindo en actitud <3 ¿pero alguien te ha tratado mal por ser así? :c

Piscis: Han habido algunos humanos…¡Pero estoy bien, yo los perdone! Aunque nunca mas los volvi a ver…

Cáncer: Claro que no los volviste a ver, amiguito~ *le acaricia el pelo*

Acuario: ¡Yo les pague un lindo viaje, para que pensaran en lo que hicieron!

Escorpio: Viaje que yo planee *sonrie*

Aries: Y yo me encargue de que fueran a el. Que te digo, eran muy modestos y no quería aceptarlo jajaja~

The Signs on an Airplane

Aries: drunk
Taurus: listening to music pretending they’re Ina music video or sharing ear buds
Gemini: angry that the ride is so long
Cancer: asleep on someone’s shoulder
Leo: having personal conversations very loudly and not caring
Virgo: reading quietly but actually re-reading the same line 100 times because they’re distracted
Libra: probably distracting Virgo
Scorpio: watching Netflix and taking selfies
Sagittarius: sketching or drinking, probably both
Capricorn: planning exactly what to do when they land
Aquarius: pretending to sleep so no one talks to them
Pisces: looking for shapes in the clouds

-risky

The signs on a crashing plane

The signs were going on a trip and just boarded the plane a hour ago, when the pilot announces the plane is about to crash. Let’s see how the signs are reacting.

Aries: Screams and tries telling everyone not to be scared(scared themselves)

Taurus: Thinks about family and says sorry to everyone for anything bad they’ve ever done

Gemini: Panics a lot and starts talking about their life

Cancer: Tells everyone who they love and how much everyone means to them

Leo: Tries to pilot the plane while shouting about everything

Virgo: Remembers everything that was perfect in their life

Libra: Flirts with the person they love while being quiet shaky

Scorpio: Tells everyone that they love them all (even the annoying ones)

Sagittarius: Telling everyone they will be okay

Capricorn: Trying to set up things that might actually help them to survive

Aquarius: Tells all their friends the love them

Pisces: Thinks about what heaven might be like

Well… I think it will be all okay *crosses fingers*
(Reactions may vary due to opinions on death and how they act in stressful situations)

The signs on an air plane
  • Aries: talks to the people sitting next to them, befriends new people and is way too loud and annoying for everyone around them
  • Taurus: has taken with their own food and drink, watches movies and enjoys being able to just sit and relax for a bit
  • Gemini: is totally ready to go somewhere and wears the right outfit for the destination but also thinks about what he/she/they should do in case there's a crash.
  • Cancer: Sobbing in a corner because they miss their family/friends
  • Leo: listens to music, is very energetic and will take many selfies of them and their friends
  • Virgo: reads the safety brochure, analyses their surroundings, wants to just chill and not talk a lot
  • Libra: hates having to switch their phone off, and won't be satisfied until they can use their phone again
  • Scorpio: sleeps, flirts with the other passengers or flight attendants
  • Sagittarius: gets up a lot to walk around, is very excited to land and is thinking of many scenarios of things they want to do in the other country
  • Capricorn: reads the newspaper, takes several naps and will try to get some work done on their laptop
  • Aquarius: thinks about what would happen if the plane were to crash, gets very restless
  • Pisces: doodles, puts down the table in front to lay their heads down and sleep on it, and won't be happy unless they get the window seat
The signs on a plane

Aries: Eating the little package peanuts and drinking gallons of soda

Taurus: Dead asleep laying on and annoying the person next to you

Gemini: The parent ignoring their screaming child (yes we get it, its a baby, babies cry, but maybe, maybe, you shouldn’t bring it on the airplane then)

Cancer: The poor sap sitting next to Taurus

Leo: Dead tired but can’t fall asleep and checks watch every other minute

Virgo: I guess they didn’t want to buy food from the plane bc they brought a whole 3 course meal in their carry-on bag

Libra: Salty bc the plane has wifi but you have to pay for it

Scorpio: The co-pilot, making bad puns every 10 minutes

Sagittarius: The drunk thats had every liquor on the menu

Capricorn: Hungry af but is also poor af

Aquarius: The dead inside flight attendant dealing with every single idiot ever

Pisces: The loud talking asshat that wont get off the phone

What signs do/think in the airplane
  • Aries: OMG I need to get out of this place, it's so small ! *gets up to go to the bathroom* I need to stretch my legs !
  • Taurus: *looking by the window* Gosh I don't think this is very safe...
  • Gemini: Why can't I get wifi !?
  • Cancer: *sleeping through the whole flight*
  • Leo: *cracks up while watching a funny movie*
  • Virgo: I could be so productive rn !
  • Libra: I hope there'll be cute guys/girls back there...
  • Scorpio: *looking by the window* WOOOW this is so fun !
  • Sagittarius: *lowers the backrest* *puts headphones* *closes eyes* *sighs*
  • Capricorn: *prepares a detailed schedule and a "To do list" for the upcoming vacation*
  • Aquarius: I wonder what my friends are doing rn... I hope they are okay...
  • Pisces: *drawing on a napkin w/ a pen while frequently looking by the window* *sighs* the sky is so beautiful! *eyes get watery*
The signs surviving a plane crash

Yay! So none of the signs died on the crashing plane(last post) so they are all okay! Let’s see how they are reacting to this…

Leo: I SAVED US! WHO’S THE BEST!? I’M THE BEST WAHEEYYY
Taurus: Actually… Something broke the fall
*Leo gives Taurus an annoyed look*
Leo: No I saved us okay? (hmm Leo looks like he’s going to hurt Taurus)
Taurus: okay okay you saved us waheeyy
*Leo gives a satisfied look*
*cancer rubs their eyes*
Cancer: I’m .. I’m alive?
Gemini: yea you are and so am I!
Sagittarius: I told you all it’ll be okay!
*Capricorn drops the rubber duck they thought would help*
Capricorn: Yep I fixed it
Aquarius: yea your rubber duck helped init?
*Capricorn laughs*
Capricorn: well we are alive so its fine
*Pisces comes out of hiding*
Pisces: wow I’m alive, we’re alive yay!
Gemini and cancer: yay!
Aries: oh shut up you lot we don’t even know where we are I’m going too go look
Libra:always so smart and brave *sigh*
Virgo: we shouldn’t be so happy yet, Scorpio you said you love us?
Aquarius: Yea she loves me
*everyone looks at Scorpio*
Scorpio: No I hate you all *walks out*
Capricron: okay guys we have to find out where we are.

Awh we all know they love eachother,they seem like they will be okay, well i think they will.I wonder where they are…

How the signs react on a plane crash
  • Aries: SCREW YOU ALL IM GETTING OUTTA HERE
  • Taurus: guys calm down and let's get all the foods to safety ok
  • Gemini: *gets camera out*
  • Cancer: why me why me why me why me why me why me why me why me why me
  • Leo: *runs around yelling out orders*
  • Virgo: internally screaming but has a straight face
  • Libra: hOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT EVERYONE CALM DOWN——OH CRAP AAAAAAAHHHHGGHH
  • Scorpio: i wonder why the plane crashed
  • Sagittarius: *jumps out the plane* LOL YOLO
  • Capricorn: well now I have an excuse to be late
  • Aquarius: *vigorously accuses someone on the plane that they hijacked the system*
  • Pisces: zzzZZZzzZzZzZzZzzZzz

The signs as outer planes:

Aries: The Ethereal Plane.

Taurus: The Heroic Domains of Ysgard.

Gemini: The Twin Paradises of Bytopia.

Cancer: The Outlands, Plane of Concordant Opposition.

Leo: The Wilderness of the Beastlands.

Virgo: The Astral Plane.

Libra: The Peaceable Kingdoms of Arcadia.

Scorpio: The Nine Hells of Baator.

Sagittarius: The Clockwork Nirvana of Mechanus.

Capricorn: The Tarterian Depths of Carceri.

Aquarius: The Infernal Battlefield of Acheron.

Pisces: The Seven Heavens of Mount Celestia.

The Signs on a plane

Aries: Doesn’t come prepared (lack of snacks) and gets rly hype when the stewardesses start passing out the airplane food 
Taurus: Tries to watch as many movies as possible 
Gemini: Tunes into their music and doesn’t say a word to anyone
Cancer: Nonstop pictures of the clouds/stars/weird guy who thinks he’s discreetly picking his nose but alas
Leo: The annoying kid that’s either always crying or kicking the back of someone’s seat
Virgo: Sleeps the entire time 
Libra: Flirts with the stewardesses 
Scorpio: Came prepared with hours of predownloaded shows and brought extra books just in case
Sagittarius: Highkey wants to join the mile high club 
Capricorn: Sits quietly and observes the people around them, will do anything to pass the time to avoid boredom 
Aquarius: Starts conversations with the strangers that they’re sitting with 
Pisces: Always has the window seat, listens to music while gazing at the clouds 

The signs reactions to being saved

THANK GOD a helicopter spotted the zodiac lot and was able to save all of them. Luckily the were all okay(I’m kinda surprised)Let’s go and see how the signs reacted to this happening to them.

Aries: Kinda upset as the great “vacation” comes to an end

Taurus: Happy.VERY happy. The first thing they are going to do is go home and have that amazing home made chocolate cake they love.

Gemini: Quiet happy, they can’t wait to go home and call EVERYONE what happened.

Cancer: Over the top happy they can go home and sleep in their cosy bed at last.

Leo: Sad its the end. However extremely happy that they can go home and brag about how they saved everyone.

Virgo: Happy, finally they can get started on the essay that’s due in 2 days.

Libra: I’d say happy, they can’t wait to go home and get changed and wear the new dress/hat they brought recently.

Scorpio: Happy to finally be able to get away from these freaks.

Sagittarius: Greatful they had a chance to have such a great adventure, they sure won’t ever forget it.

Capricorn: Thankful for the experience which they maybe able to use later in life( I’m not so sure how but hey)

Aquarius: They just can’t wait to get home and be with their amazing technology at home.

Pisces: Happy to be going back home to loved ones

Well I think they all did pretty well.