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Astrology Fun Facts pt. 2

- Mercury/Jupiter aspects (mostly harmonious ones) are the typical “Intelligence-aspect”.

- The sign that’s at the cusp of your 9th house determines how you act in college/university.

- Leos love drama.

- Cancer risings often have a “disconnected” gaze.

- 10th house lunarians are more likely to become famous.

- Those with mercury at their ascendent are often small.

- Jupiter EXPANDS. Whatever planet it forms an aspect to, that planet’s energy will be more grandios. This can be both “good” and “bad”.

- Mars in Aquarius will try to make you small with their intellect when angry.

- Cancer, Libra, Pisces are most passive-aggressive (esp Mars).

- With oppositions there is always a need for perfection, one will not be satisfied.

- The fixed star Sirius at the ascendent can indicate renown and geniality.

- Aries can feel lost in the world.

- Virgos are great teachers.

- With a Sagittarius you easily feel like while they’re always there they’re also always out of reach.

- The fire signs LOVE nature and animals.

- The cardinal signs need people to help them follow through with their ideas and plans.

Again, if you’d like more of this please tell me because this series is a lot of fun! 💫

Rumors

“So, are the rumors true?” the young woman interviewing Jared asked. “Are you and Y/N pregnant with your first child?” she asked, eyeing Jared, her eyes darting to you for any sign of confirmation. 

“Well,” Jared said with a small smirk. “We’ve certainly been working on it,” he smiled devilishly, squeezing your thigh as he licked his lip and bit it, the dimples prominent on his face as he watched the girl who had asked the question with a proud smile on his face. 

“Jared,” you whispered under breath, laughing slightly. He looked down at you, a dark look in his eyes. “That much is true, Y/N,” he said, his eyes darting down to your lips. 

His face neared yours, his lips falling on yours in a chaste kiss. You chased his lips when he pulled away, causing him to chuckle, low in his throat. “We can’t exactly practice right here,” he whispered in your ear, kissing the spot that he knew drove you wild. 

The young woman interviewing Jared cleared her throat and you giggled slightly, looking to her. 

“The rumors are true,” you answered her, Jared’s eyes widening as he watched you. 

“Wait, what?” he asked, the shock and surprise evident in his voice. “No way. No way!” he repeated over and over. “Are you kidding?” he asked, pulling you from your seat, forcing you to stand between his legs, his eyes not leaving yours. He had all but forgotten about the interview. 

“I’m serious, Jare,” you smiled, running your hands along his broad chest, biting your lip nervously. 

“Holy shit!” he practically yelled, standing and wrapping his arms around your waist and picking you up off the floor as you squealed. “We’re having a kid!” he exclaimed, spinning you in a circle, laughing. “My wife is having my kid!” he repeated, burying his face in your neck, kissing it repeatedly. 

You laughed with him, tears pressing at the backs of your eyes. 

“I’m having your kid,” you confirmed, locking your eyes with his. 

He kissed you then, long, hard and deep, his lips moving against yours with reverence, his large hand at the small of your back, pressing you firmly against him. 

You both pulled away breathless and you asked, “First doctor’s appointment is today, Jay. You coming?” you asked, offering your hand to him with a smile. 

“Hell yeah I’m coming,” he laughed, threading his long fingers with yours. “Let’s go see our baby!” he said, dragging you toward the door, the interview and the poor young lady long forgotten. 


Jared’s Bouncy Beans: @chaos-and-the-calm67 @mysteriouslyme81 @tattooedluci @sympathyforluci @your-mooooooom @nikolanna @buckysmetallicstump @thecynicalnerd @lovemesomemooseandsquirrel @autopistaaningunaparte @the-sarcastic-mess @jpadjackles @blacktithe7 @curliesallovertheplace @remybosslika @winchester-writes @atc74 @feelmyroarrrr @jotink78 @emoryhemsworth @babypieandwhiskey @arryn-nyx @purgatoan @allinhishands @percywinchester27 @randomizingchick @captainradicalpassion @starswirlblitz @charliebradbury1104 @mrstheorossix3 @brunettechick @oriona75 @tennesseewhiskey-and-pie @xtina2191 @dustycelt @spn-fan-girl-173 @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @impala-dreamer @deanwinchesterisamazing @tas898 @wrong-universe @smoothdogsgirl @supernaturalyobessed @spnfanficsandothers @bittersweetmadness @trashforwinchesters @katnharper @my-thoughts-on-display3 @growningupgeek @plaidstiel-wormstache @pebblesz892 @freaksforthewin @sandlee44 @riddikulus_obsessions @stillwatersheriff @jesstherebel @dancingalone21 @petrovadixon @impalaimagining @27bmm @hexparker @acklesdowneyandhiddles-ohmy @queen-of-deans-booty @love-kittykat21 @milkymilky-cocopuff @maximumkillshot @spnlucifer65 @hexparker  @queen-of-deans-booty @j2-winchester-boys  @clintonvillegirl @brauni2001 @spontaneousam @mogaruke

THE SIGNS AND THEIR MOST RECENT GOOGLE SEARCH
  • Aries: i lost my VIRGINITY how do i find it?!
  • Taurus: google.com
  • Gemini: easy ways to become instagram famous
  • Cancer: Does crying burn calories?
  • Leo: how to make a lot of money without going to college
  • Virgo: How does one make friends?
  • Libra: Is dabbing still cool
  • Scorpio: when will the purge take place
  • Sagittarius: list of useless facts
  • Capricorn: 1 hour of chill classical music
  • Aquarius: is it possible to drown yourself by drinking too much water
  • Pisces: all these retrogrades are ruining my life HELP!!
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~Dirty Sammy Blurb Ahead~

That Damn Sweater

You knew what you were thinking was wrong. You shouldn’t be thinking about how hot and sweaty Sam’s abs were underneath all those layers. That damn Dad sweater on top of a button up. You just wanted to run your hands up under that sweater and shove it off of him, licking a long, wet line down the curves of his rippling muscles. 

You wanted to watch them twitch underneath your hands as you neared his cock as he watched you with his mouth slightly open, eyes lust blown, breathing heavy as you closed in on your target. 

You wanted to hear the groan punch out of him as you wrapped your small hand around his girth, your tongue sliding along the smooth member before swallowing him, letting his tip bump the back of your throat. 

“Y/N?” Sam asked, a smile spreading across his face. “Earth to Y/N!” he repeated, snapping his fingers in front of your face. 

“Shit,” you said, coming to and meeting Sam’s eyes, a blush rising on your cheeks. 

“You okay?” he asked, a knowing smile spreading across his face as he closed the space between you, his hand landing on your hip, his lips grazing your ear. 

“I’d be better if you weren’t wearing this fucking sweater, Winchester,” you growled, burying your face in his neck and inhaling deeply as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders. 

His arms encircled your waist, lifting you easily off the ground, kissing your neck sweetly. 

“I’m pretty sure that can be arranged,” he whispered, setting you on the ground again and pulling away to look into your eyes. 

“Come on, Sam. I think Dean can wrap up the interview,” you said, biting your lip and dragging Sam to the Impala, the only thing on your mind was the dirty daydream and making sure every last bit of it came to fruition. 

The signs role in society
  • Aries: To guide the lost souls.
  • Taurus: To comfort the suffering few.
  • Gemini: To charge of a hectic crowd.
  • Cancer: To care for the lonely ones.
  • Leo: To be a beacon of light for those in the dark.
  • Virgo: To open the ignorant minds.
  • Libra: To show compassion to the heartless.
  • Scorpio: To fight against aggressors.
  • Sagittarius: To lift the downtrodden.
  • Capricorn: To put a smile on the faces of the sad.
  • Aquarius: To lead the rebellion against the oppressors.
  • Pisces: To be kind to those never shown true kindness.
The walks of the signs

Check your rising (the sign acquaintances see) and midheaven (the sign work bosses/employees and strangers see). Also check your sun and dominant.

Based on experience with others’ sun/rising/midheaven

The walk of an Aries:

When the Ram walks, they do not swing their hands. Their walk may seem quite sloppy, but it is just straight to the point. They stand tall, but not completely upright, and their shoulders are quite relaxed. Aries do not take quick paces, but instead long strides. They are the one mindlessly fixing their hair as they walk. Eyes exploring their surroundings, sometimes Aries seem lost, even when they know exactly where they are going. 

The walk of a Taurus:

They keep their body straight, with their shoulders slightly hunched down. Often, they are fiddling with their belt or sweeping their hair to the side. Their strides are big, and they walk fast. The walk of a Taurus almost seems mechanical. When walking, they are looking at their destination, or whoever is with them. They are the ones to turn around in the middle of a busy hallway, without noticing it is packed, just to tell you about a movie.

The walk of a Gemini:

With almost a swagger in their step, their shoulders are down and back in confidence. Their thumbs may be in their pockets, or hands playing with an object. They walk at a quick pace, with usually quite small steps. Their eyes are usually fixed on the destination, even if talking to someone on the way. The walk of a Gemini almost looks unbalanced, as they may sway slightly come side to side. They are the ones who blindly stop in a crowded doorway.

The walk of a Cancer:

Their walk seems to be in slow-motion, and is usually quite humble. They have relaxed shoulders and an air of softness in each step. They are usually talking to someone when they are walking, but if alone will be minding their own business; maybe playing with their hair. Often their hands have to be still, but doing something; like being in their pockets, or holding a book. In busy hallways, they are snaking through the crowd.

The walk of a Leo:

Very proud. Their shoulders are down, their back in straight, and their chest is puffed out. Their movement is bold, with short steps. Often, they are carrying a folder under one arm. Leo will be set on their destination until something breaks their focus, and their eyes start darting around their location. A Leo may swing their free arm swiftly, their palm faces either up or down. They are either the ones blocking the path, or the ones grumpily trying to get past.

The walk of a Virgo:

Their hands have to be busy; fiddling with a tie, holding books, or holding their hands together. Their steps are short, but their pace is quite quick. They are often looking to the ground and glancing down, only looking up to appreciate the scenery around them. Their shoulders are always relaxed, but either enclosed on themselves or open, depending on how confident the Virgo is in a space. They are the ones navigating through crowds.

The walk of a Libra:

Their walk can be seen as sloppy, but usually it is just because they are very chill. They talk soft-footed small steps, and do not walk very fast. A Libra believes they have all the time in the world to get to their destination. Often engrossed in conversation or thought, Libra is looking around, but never as anything specific. They are the ones who block doorways as they are unaware of their surroundings.

The walk of a Scorpio:

The movement of the Scorpion is swift. It is almost like they have perfectly rehearsed every single movement. They usually have their hands in their pockets or a bag around their arm, with the feet pointed out like a penguin. Watching people, their eyes often fix on individual things, then move onto something new. Scorpio walks at a fast pace and is often conscious of those around them; opening doors and standing to one side in order to not be in the way.

The walk of a Sagittarius:

They are fun and sloppy, often stood straight backed in contrast. The Archer is usually find standing tall, with their chest puffed out so slightly. They use their bodies and gestures boldly, maybe their shoulders move up and down when they laugh, or their whole side turns as they open doors. Blissfully unaware of those around them, Sagittarius may fall into you or stop in front of you quite often.

The walk of a Capricorn:

They have a natural swagger. They may have their fingers curled with one palm pointing to the ceiling, or their feet slightly pointing out. They are very active walkers in this way, as they are always doing something with their hands. Capricorn is notorious for fixing or mindlessly playing with their hair. They may sometimes seem fierce or scary, as they stand and walk quite boldly. Sometimes they block the halls, but this is because if you don’t say “excuse me”, why should they move? 

The walk of an Aquarius:

Aquarius is blind to those around them, merely enjoying those they walk with or any plans they are thinking up. They lean back slightly and walk with a group of friends whenever possible. Often, you will see them subtly swinging an arm back and forth. The Water Bearer often walks with a smile on their face. They may be in the way of people, but they don’t particularly care about that, as you could probably find a different way around.

The walk of a Pisces:

They do not draw much attention towards themselves. They walk alone in peace, or often take a back seat in larger groups. The Fish may have their head to the ground as they take quick and small steps. This individual can often be stopped as they tend to swing their arms. If a Pisces isn’t looking at the ground, they may be seeing looking out to the distance, or examine an on-coming crowd.

The signs as fantasy places we all wish we could live in

Aries: Atlantis (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)

Taurus: Wonderland (Alice in Wonderland)

Gemini: Neverland (Peter Pan)

Cancer: Narnia (The Chronicles of Narnia)

Leo: Camp Half-Blood (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Virgo: The Shire (The Hobbit)

Libra: Oz (The Wizard of Oz)

Scorpio: The Spaceport (Treasure Planet)

Sagittarius: Hogwarts (Harry Potter)

Capricorn: King’s Landing (Game of Thrones)

Aquarius: Camelot (Merlin)

Pisces: Halloween Town (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

the signs lost at sea
  • aries: OH SHIT
  • capricorn: guys…I can’t see any land, omg it’s so hot, what if we drown, what if we can’t find food, what if we starve?!
  • taurus: *fear strikes their eyes*
  • aquarius: we should make something like a fishing pole using some materials on the raft
  • virgo: I’ll help catch the fish
  • Taurus: YES we need to eat…fish are good
  • pisces: *slowly moves away from taurus in fear*
  • cancer: I’m scared…I want to go home! *cries*
  • gemini: Oh my gosh Cancer stfu or I’ll push you off the raft and let you drown
  • aquarius: lol
  • scorpio: Guy’s don’t be mean to cancer! *cancer huddles towards scorpio*
  • pisces: Its so hot the sun is burning my eyes I don’t like bright things
  • leo: Pisces, stop your complaining. I love the sun I’m going to get a great tan
  • capricorn: That won’t matter if we die Leo!...Oh my gosh, LIBRA! ARE YOU SLEEPING?!
  • libra: I’m tired!
  • sagittarius: guys we need to all work together so we can survive I know we can get through this if we only believeee
  • scorpio: I wouldn’t mind dying if it meant I wouldn’t have to be with you guys
  • gemini: *laughs and nods in agreement*
  • Taurus: *huddled in the corner of the raft*
  • virgo: Taurus?…are you okay…what- what are you eating?
  • Aries: Taurus what the hell is that
  • taurus: *continues to munch on the unknown object*
  • libra: if anyone has time could someone rub my shoulders
  • cancer: hey guys...where did pisces go
The signs as plays by Shakespeare

Aries: Julius Caesar

Taurus: King Lear

Gemini: Macbeth

Cancer: Much Ado About Nothing

Leo: Othello

Virgo: The Tempest

Libra: Hamlet

Scorpio: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Sagittarius: Love’s Labours Lost

Capricorn: Romeo and Juliet

Aquarius: The Taming of the Shrew

Pisces: As You Like it