Send Me A Ship And I’ll Tell You Who..
Drinks all of the coffee
Anders. Drinks the stuff until he passes out then wakes up wondering where its all gone, and accuses Fenris of drinking it all.
Brings up adopting a pet
Anders. Of course it’s Anders. He brings up adopting a cat every week without fail and Fenris rolls his eyes and prepares for the inevitable doe eyes, followed by an arguement, then mind-blowing sex and Anders putting it out of his head until next week.
He gets amazing sex out of it, and it stops him getting a cat until his birthday when Fenris can present him with a kitten.
Kills the bugs
Neither of them. I don’t think Anders would want to kill them, he’d do his utmost to get them out of the house safely, and Fenris wouldn’t care. He just lets them do their thing. Anders went away for three weeks once and there was a spider living in the corner of the bathroom the entire time. He even named it, and was secretly disappointed when Anders recoiled at the size of it when he got home and immediately ran to get the biggest glass they own and some paper.
Cooks the meals
Fenris. He knows how to cook a lot better than Anders does, who would quite happily survive off spaghetti hoops on toast and fish finger sandwiches for the rest of his life. Since his life might be a lot shorter if he did, and also fish fingers ugh, Fenris prepares their meals, and Anders lunches because otherwise he simply won’t eat until he gets home and devours the fridge, a weeks shopping gone in an hour and Fenris just doesn’t understand where it all fits.
Starts getting into holidays way before they should
Anders. He adores it, he volunteers more, decorates the house, tries to put hats on Fenris who threatens dismemberment. He cajoles him into cooking the proper foods with sex though, and always puts a lot of thought and effort into the presents he gets Fenris. They’re not expensive, but they’re heartfelt, and Fenris appreciates that a lot, even if he’s grumpy about Holidays in general.
Initiates the couple selfies
Fenris. Missing memories has made him eager to preserve what he has, and so he’s always snapping selfies on his phone quickly and quietly, or just pictures of Anders doing things, and Anders is more than happy to indulge him.
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries
Anders. He gets swept up in work and volunteering, and gets back to something prepared by Fenris, along with a gift, and he will always clap his hands to his mouth in horror and start apologising, but Fenris expects it now, and it’s not like he did it maliciously, and he will always more than make up for it, so Fenris just plans around him now, predicting just how late Anders will be pretty much perfectly so the food has never gone cold, and it gives him extra gift-wrapping time.
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping
Fenris. As much as he likes having decent meals, he also has something of a sweet tooth and likes to have things to snack on in the house, and since he does most of the shopping, he can grab whatever he likes, and does. Of course Anders helps himself to a great deal of it, but he was expecting that.
Nicknames the other
Fenris, though ‘Fool mage’ started out as an insult, it gradually became an endearment over time.