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My impression of Cersei Lannister thus far.

“What are you talking about? I love all of my children equally.”

*earlier that day* “I don’t care for Joffrey.”

“…Has anyone seen Jamie?”

“No, shut up, it’s just family stuff. Private family business, not of your concern. I’m the motherfucking queen er– no, no I don’t mean to imply that I fuck relatives, don’t be silly.”

“JAMIE! There you are! Oh. There’s a toddler over there who is prettier than me…”

“Go punch it.”