false teeth, aliens seeing people put their fingers in their mouths and just pull their teeth out to clean or them laughing and having the teeth fall out... imagine the horror
(Oh my God first suggestion or whatever!)
Oooooh this is a good idea! I think Imma write like a little story for this!
Ziexxuonae was just walking around, just checking up on the crew members. More specifically, the humans. Only because humans are always trying to do stuff they shouldnt do. And they’ll try to do it even after you tell them ‘no’ so you really have to catch them. So really,
Ziexxuonae was just checking up on the humans to make sure they werent doing anything that could potentially destroy the ship.
Ziexxuonae was walking past two of xer really good human friends. And they were already having a conversation, so Ziexxuonae decided to join in. Talking is a very good way to further your bonding with a human, so the human guide says.”Lana! Rosa! Hello!”
Rosa turned their head and looked over and up to
Ziexxuonae, “Yo! Zi!”
Lana looked up to Ziexxuonae and waved happily,”Hello Zi!”
Both of them bared their teeth. Even though the Human Guide said humans bare their teeth as a greeting and that its a good thing, it still sends chills down
Ziexxuonae’s spine.”What were you two talking about?”
“Oh, well, we were talking about a little accident that happened when Lana was little.”
“Yeah, it sucked then. But now its something I can laugh about!”
“Oh? Well… may I ask what the accident was?”
Lana nodded.”Of course, Of course! So, when I was 16, I tripped down then stairs and hit my mouth really hard. Long story short, I had to get most of the top row of my teeth removed.”
“But… you have top row teeth right now?”
At the moment, Lana reached into her mouth and just straight up pulled out her fake teeth. Ziexxuonae was immediately horrified.”Oh no! You need a medic! Human teeth arent suppose to come out like that!” Rosa and Lana immediately started laughing. And they were laughing hard. Ziexxuonae was very confused. Werent humans concerned when another human was hurt? Rosa wasnt concerned with Lana’s wellbeing at all! “Why are you two laughing! This isnt funny!”
“No, No! Zi its Ok!” Rosa was finally able to say. And they were still a giggling mess.”Those are fake teeth or well- dentures. They are suppose to be able to come out. You see, Lana lost her adult teeth so fake ones had to replace them.”
“B-But they arent attached? Like permanently?”
Lana put her dentures back in place.”I hate it when they’re called dentures! It makes me feel so old! But they arent suppose to be attached like that. Its just not how they are suppose to be.”
Ziexxuonae paused and then slowly nodded.”O-Okay…”
Rosa’s giggling was replaced by a concerned face.”Zi, you good?”
Ziexxuonae nodded.”Yes. I just… I just need to go take a little break.” Ziexxuonae waved bye to xer human companions and then went to their room to just think over what xey just learned.
Humans are truly terrifying