Me:I am probably too old to enjoy an anime that features a VERY PRETTY antihero who is an obvious bishounen dracula, castlevania alucard, jareth the goblin king and pouty sebastian stan all rolled into one.
repeating detail-type headcanons that show up in my shit about various post heresy characters. not to be taken seriously.:
Abaddon the Despoiler: -dorito bits in armour -does not bathe or remove his armour except when stuff grows on him -cheetofingered all the time from snacking while planning black crusades -never talks to human beings, ever, unless he has to -barely talks to astartes -loves mtn. dew and drinks it nonstop -the kind of dead inside that tumblr kids think they are but for real -never take the talon off if at all possible
Ahzek Ahriman: -the nerdiest -has a sort-of cat thing but refuses to call it his cat -tries to kill the cat all the time, cat is impossible to kill and can warpwalk -gets really cluttered with stuff he’s picked up and stolen, basically a hoarder of priceless and heretical bits and bobs -cares a lot about The Aesthetic (blue, gold, glowy bits, ram horns) -snacks on sweet stuff -socially awkward
Lucius The Eternal: -hates when people invite themselves to his drugs -loves to share the drugs of his own accord though -still thinks he is the sexiest thing in the galaxy at times -Other times overcome by crippling self loathing -a total bore and also a total asshole -would love those “Tag yourself” memes
Erebus the Dark Apostle: -has a thing for biting the tops of bottles off/snapping them off instead of opening them -adopts pets at random -not actually pets, just different CSM to hang around him and be all bodyguardish -basically a mean grandma of chaos -tired of everyone’s shit -hates strawberry scented things with a passion -will slap you
Kharn the Betrayer: -hates the kill maim burn meme -hates you -hates everything -hates himself a lot -smells pretty ripe -not a bad dude if you don’t piss him off -everyone pisses him off -5ever sad
my inner monologue:I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad. But right now, these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here. And I am looking at them. I can see it. This moment, when you know you're not a sad story. You are alive. And in this moment, we are infinite.
Listen little girl, maybe look up the definition of "white feminism" before you try to get into arguments online with adults who have way more education than you do about things you clearly do not understand. Get the definition correct before you start talking shit. Just a piece of advice. Good luck.