“A soulmate is an ongoing connection with another individual that the soul picks up again in various times and places over lifetimes. We are attracted to another person at a soul level not because that person is our unique complement, but because by being with that individual, we are somehow provided with an impetus to become whole ourselves.”
lol here’s a bunch of shit we wrote when we were high af
Some fighting stuffs.
Awwww, Mordecai is afraid of Margaret. Here lemme just make them- oh no, fuck that, we need to drag this arc even more, so you guys are gonna have to wait longer than that.
Here's a really awesome goat dork and you know those two lovebirds? Well, here you go so you can all cry like a bunch of fangirls until I TEAR THEM APART WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED.
Mordecai recovered, and remember that cloud bitch from Season 3? Welp, here she is again. You want them to become a couple? Alright, here you go ^^. We fucked with you guys enough already. Aren't they adorable?
ACTUALLY NO WE NEED TO FUCK WITH YOU GUYS EVEN MORE SO HERE'S MORDECAI GETTING INTO A BUNCH OF AWKWARD SHIT WITH DA BITCHES, THOMAS GOES BACK TO RUSSIA BECAUSE NERDS ON A COMPUTER SCREEN DON'T LIKE HIM, RIGLEEN IS SECRETLY CANON BUT EILEEN DUMPS RIGBY LITERALLY A DAY LATER, AND REMEMBER MORDO AND DAT OTHER CLOUD? WELL THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS IN THE FUCKIN TOILET. WE HATE YOU. FUCK YOU.
Season 7 (probably):
Mordo is lonely af and needs another bitch in his life. Let's restart this wHOLE FUCKING SHOW FROM THE START.
So, I just recently reached a milestone (that in all honesty, I’d thought I’d never get to) and I’m extremely grateful to all my mutuals, my followers, and the people I follow who grace my dash every second of everyday. Because let’s be real, I’m a tumblr junkie and I’m not ashamed. And I truly adore every single one of you guys, even if you aren’t listed and even if we don’t even talk, because you’ve made my life a brighter, more happy shipper place!
Anyways, here is a compiled list of almost everyone. If you’re not on here, I truly apologize, but know that each and every single of one of you guys are fantastical nuggets of sunshine and I wish I could write smut every day for you guys forever and ever. (◕‿◕)
Mystery bantam chick from Tractor Supply who looks like a golden sebright.
One day when I can keep roosters I want to create a tiny bantam breed with as many generic dinosaur traits as possible. Pronounced leg-wings, short close feathers without hackles or saddles on the roosters, a small pea comb, etc.