Everyone thinks he might just be a murderer and he’s that one kid from high school they held back for like 5 years, but then Noya comes to visit him and he tackles a very confused Asahi to the ground, and they all realize he’s harmless.
“A soulmate is an ongoing connection with another individual that the soul picks up again in various times and places over lifetimes. We are attracted to another person at a soul level not because that person is our unique complement, but because by being with that individual, we are somehow provided with an impetus to become whole ourselves.”
Mystery bantam chick from Tractor Supply who looks like a golden sebright.
One day when I can keep roosters I want to create a tiny bantam breed with as many generic dinosaur traits as possible. Pronounced leg-wings, short close feathers without hackles or saddles on the roosters, a small pea comb, etc.
lol here’s a bunch of shit we wrote when we were high af
Some fighting stuffs.
Awwww, Mordecai is afraid of Margaret. Here lemme just make them- oh no, fuck that, we need to drag this arc even more, so you guys are gonna have to wait longer than that.
Here's a really awesome goat dork and you know those two lovebirds? Well, here you go so you can all cry like a bunch of fangirls until I TEAR THEM APART WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED.
Mordecai recovered, and remember that cloud bitch from Season 3? Welp, here she is again. You want them to become a couple? Alright, here you go ^^. We fucked with you guys enough already. Aren't they adorable?
ACTUALLY NO WE NEED TO FUCK WITH YOU GUYS EVEN MORE SO HERE'S MORDECAI GETTING INTO A BUNCH OF AWKWARD SHIT WITH DA BITCHES, THOMAS GOES BACK TO RUSSIA BECAUSE NERDS ON A COMPUTER SCREEN DON'T LIKE HIM, RIGLEEN IS SECRETLY CANON BUT EILEEN DUMPS RIGBY LITERALLY A DAY LATER, AND REMEMBER MORDO AND DAT OTHER CLOUD? WELL THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS IN THE FUCKIN TOILET. WE HATE YOU. FUCK YOU.
Season 7 (probably):
Mordo is lonely af and needs another bitch in his life. Let's restart this wHOLE FUCKING SHOW FROM THE START.
So, I just recently reached a milestone (that in all honesty, I’d thought I’d never get to) and I’m extremely grateful to all my mutuals, my followers, and the people I follow who grace my dash every second of everyday. Because let’s be real, I’m a tumblr junkie and I’m not ashamed. And I truly adore every single one of you guys, even if you aren’t listed and even if we don’t even talk, because you’ve made my life a brighter, more happy shipper place!
Anyways, here is a compiled list of almost everyone. If you’re not on here, I truly apologize, but know that each and every single of one of you guys are fantastical nuggets of sunshine and I wish I could write smut every day for you guys forever and ever. (◕‿◕)