Because it’s never, ever terrifying when people start talking about the “new order” that’s coming, is it?
Daily Express Which I'm fast coming to believe Is the paper that'll be cheerleading when Big Brother takes over The only paper available in the waiting area outside Room 101 Horrifying Remoaners Which ones? The usual whingeing ones You know That lot Them Bastards You wouldn't see them volunteering to sail on a wooden ship would you? No And that's just logic There's no arguing with that If you're not prepared to be on the Mayflower Or the Ark Royal You're not allowed to comment on politics in 2017 Them's the rules Sir Walter Raleigh The New Order Not at all terrifying Local Land Baron For local people We'll have no shouting here Making yoghurt Where do you have to be in your head to write this kind of thing? Because I don't know I can't work it out I honestly can't