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TRANSLATION: life is good

*wikipage: mania*
-at the end of the episode the victim goes into a heavy depression (..)

Eskild: hey
Do you need anything?

I: no, it’s fine

E: it’s going to get better, Isak. Even though it doesn’t seem like it right now, even though it really hurts. It hurts to be heart broken and you might feel like it’s never going to end but it will.
But, Uhm… yeah, just let me know if you want to talk, if you need anything.

Text from Even:
*in English so I don’t bother writing it down* lyrics of nas’ cherry wine

I: Hey Even. I don’t understand shit right now. Stop texting me.

Text from Mom: to Isak my son: from the first second I saw you June 21. 1999 21:21 I’ve loved you and I always will until the end of time

upholstered furniture

pairing: pansy parkinson x harry potter

setting: modern, non-magical, reality/film star au; based on this

word count: 4,654 words


(7:22 am) Did you see the casting news yet? For Boy Who Lived?

(8:15 am) fuck off its sunday

(8:16 am) Ronald.

(8:17 am) unless they chose to go with an actual fucking cgi flamingo i dont give a shit right now and it can wait until tomorrow

(8:19 am) It really can’t. Harry’s going to fire you when he finds out.

(8:19 am) ??????? get ur blasphemous ass back to church no he’s not

(8:20 am) Yes, he is. It was YOUR idea to scrap the chemistry test.

(8:23 am) omg what is ur DAMAGE chemistry tests r dumb af harry hates them

(8:24 am) And sometimes you have to act as his AGENT, not his best friend, and advise him to do the things he hates, Ronald. Like chemistry tests.

(8:25 am) thx for the fortune cookie fun fact i’ll pass it on to harry’s latest oscar nom ok

(8:29 am) Check Variety. They reported on the casting this morning. There was a “leak” at the studio. Naturally.

(8:32 am) harrys gonna fucking fire me ur right


BREAKING: Hurricane Hollywood star tapped for female lead in Paramount’s Boy Who Lived

October 11, 2016. Los Angeles.

Well, it’s official.

Seemingly permanent tabloid staple Pansy Parkinson (Hurricane Hollywood; The Hottie and the Nottie), better known for her outrageous late-night party antics than she is for her acting prowess, has been cast as Harry Potter’s (Under the Stairs) on-screen love interest for the futuristic dystopian thriller, Boy Who Lived, slated for release by Paramount sometime in Summer 2018. While Parkinson has been persistently vocal about her desire to make the transition from her Cristal throne in Vegas to the slightly more respectable silver screen, this will be her first role in a major motion picture.

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The house is a wreck right now. My lease at the apartment finally ended and all of my stuff has officially been moved into the house. It’s driving me crazy and I have half a mind to just chuck it all, but I’m sentimental and want to keep all the little trinkets from life. I love and hate it at the same time.

We’re doing a pub crawl in East Atlanta Village tonight for our birthdays since they’re so close together(12 day different). If you’re in town, swing by and buy me a drink.

Speaking of the pub crawl, I’ll be channeling my inner Mimi(Steven’s late grandmother) and will be wearing her mink stole(?), cape(?) or whatever you call it. All I know is that it looks damn good on these shoulders. 

I had to say goodbye to two of my managers on Thursday. I’ve been slowly transitioning into more of a managerial position on the team. It bothered me more than I had expected. I’ve been assisting one of them since I started three years ago. And she’s come a long way with procedure and her property management skills since working with her. I hated having to say goodbye, but it was inevitable. I need less managers on me to be able to take on more team responsibility. I really hope we still keep in touch when she comes into the office. 

My boobs have been getting a lot of attention from me this week since buying the new bras. It’s only a matter of time when one of the higher ups will turn a corner at work and catch me in the act of fondling myself. 

This morning consisted of pantless tea sipping on the couch while watching soccer. It’s really the best way to start a day, if you ask me. 

Side note: Where did all of you new people come from?! It seems like 50 of you started following overnight. Well, welcome to this organized mess of a blog of mine where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. 


Happy Saturday, all. 

I literally can’t even right now!!!! 😖😖 

Like Ezra vs Possesed!Kanan fight is going to be so hard for me to watch! (Space Dad and Blueberry fighting is going to hurt!) 

MAUL GET OUT OF EZZY’S HEAD, YOU COCKROACH! He’s NOT your Apprentice, he’s KANAN’S! Ezra is Kanan’s kid, so gtfo

(Urgh, I’m not ready for this episode. Because I know that this is where shit is going to hit the fan, this is where the metaphorical axe is going to drop and by the looks of it, it looks like it will end on a cliffhanger of bad proportions.)

 @meldy-arts I’m scared. I’m not readyyyyy 😫I thought I was but I’m not

@ Saints Row fandom

I have some medical shit going on right now that make’s it rather hard for me to control my hands thus a right pain in the arse trying to play games. It’s stressing me out not being able to have that dose of escapism and I really miss Saints Row in particular so if any of you could link me to videos of your bosses doing their thing it would be greatly appreciated. Video of missions, side missions, cutscenes, your boss chasing the people of Stilwater naked, whatever it is I’ll watch it all happily. :)

anonymous asked:

Why are you acting like you might not meet again

it took me a while to actually answer this but this is the most arrogant thing someone could literally message me. i dont think you understand the feeling of getting used to being with the love of your life than all of a sudden it being all taken away, as if it was all a dream. I know me and her will see each other again, be we dont know for sure when we will, which is what makes it difficult. if you were ever in a ldr and in love id expect you to understand… i suppose its okay if you dont but dont message me shit like that because yes it does feel like I’m never going to see her again as of right now. I’m feeling a bit heartbroken. (not literally) but it still hurts. 

Look it’s an irish NERD. 

Jokes aside i decided to draw a piece of fanart for @therealjacksepticeye because he and other youtubers inspired me to stop being a scared lil shit and actually revive my Youtube channel from the dead after 2 years of inactivity.
I was always a bit shy on posting but i always wanted to share what i do to people.
Recently i started watching his videos a bit more since i started drawing less and on one he talked about the subject of doing what you love doing. And i thought, maybe he is right and i should just go for it?
And now look at me back at drawing.

I thought it was important to make an episode of these speedpaints in his honor. You know, as a thanks.
His positive attitude is always a blessing tbh. 

You can see the art process here: 

anonymous asked:

Im black. It's really jarring and infuriating to see the very same people who bullied me almost to the point of suicide for being "weird" now reblogging "black lives matter" & acting as if they're pro -black/"woke".....

Black lives don’t matter to blm unless you think exactly like they do. Crazy how if you ain’t about that thug life you’re wrong to them somehow.

I went thro similar in middle school, I know how it is, and I’m sorry. They would spit on me and shit caz I wore a lot of black yknow…I’m sure them same people are out there marching. I think it’s just the thing to do right now, for hood niggas.

This is why I don’t go on Facebook though. I don’t keep myself updated on people I don’t care about.

Skam transcript Saturday 3.12.16 kl 10.38

*Isak is reading about mania on wikipedia*

Eskild: Hi, do you need something, or?
Isak: It’s okay
Eskild: It will get better, Isak. Even though it doesn’t seem like it right now, even if it hurts a lot… It hurts a lot to be heartbroken, and you may think that the pain will never end, but it does. But… yeah, let me know if you want to talk… if you need something.

Message thread between Isak and Even:
Even: *Song lyrics*
Isak: Hi Even. I don’t understand shit right now. Stop texting me.

Message thread between Isak and his mom:
Mom: To Isak, my son: From the first time I saw you the 21. of June 1999, at 21.21 I have loved you and I will always do so, forever

anonymous asked:

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S IT. MATT BEAUTY IS ON THE INSIDE TOO. YOU CAN PHYSICALLY BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER BUT IF YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE EVERYONE WILL SEE YOU AS AN UGLY MONSTER AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE STEPPING INTO UGLY MONSTER TERRITORY. FIX YOUR SHIT

Matt: Good! I want everyone to see me to be the shitty person i am!

Matt: I want to look as shitty as i feel, too!

taakitz is Very important to me because like, numero uno it’s a beautiful and healthy and supportive and canon mlm relationship and that’s so so good to see in media

and also it just, reminds me of how i feel about my boyfriend a lot because, we’ve both been through a lot of shit that messed us up real bad (along w/ our abilities to form relationships), and we’re not like, ‘fixing’ each other but it just? feels so amazing to have someone to support you and love you through everything and be completely unabashed in showing just how much they love you

so like..healthy depictions of taakitz where they act like this make me so happy to see because it’s!! normalizing so many Good things, and everyone deserves a chance to feel those things w/ someone they love, and if ur lookin for it right now then i’m rootin for ya!!!

sorry i’m just like…spewin out the gay feelings tonight but!! i just want everyone 2 know. i love taakitz n i love my wonderful amazing boyfriend @fauxknife <3

“ the only downside i can see right now is that my cheer family isn’t here— oh, they’d all love it here so much. shit. who am i going to do morning warm-ups with ?? i’ll look like a fucking idiot trying to fly with absolutely nobody, it’s impossible!! and— and who will tell me what to do?? i— gosh. i’m s o r r y. you totally think i’m crazy. i’m n o t, just a creature of habit. ”

                                                                         @hxpeiing


“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

She whispered to God, “I’m not happy right now. I’m pretending in every aspect of my life. I’m wearing this mask because I don’t want to ruin someone else’s happiness. I don’t want people drowning in my misery, yet I want someone to save me from me. It’s getting harder to breath. God will you rescue me.”

—Treka L. House
  • bleu @ fleur: haha man we're eternally suffering together but that's okay we have each other we're gonna be alright ey lmao
  • bleu @ his *actual* chara: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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This video got taken down because of some issues that don’t matter anymore but i got quite a lot of views before and i need to get those back, so please share this around, it’s a sick project and i’ve got a “secret” collaboration coming up soon that’ll make this video blow up even more! (if you know me, you know WHO i’ll be collaborating with hehe ) THANK YOU!! you guys on here are my everything, i mean it. without this blog i would never be where i am right now and shit is about to get huge.