You know when your ship (before becoming canon) accidentally draws parallels between something they love and someone they love? Like (for a dumb example) Person A from a ship ADORES yorkshire terriers. Like, they fucking LOVE them. And one day, person B does something funny and person A says something like “OMG you look so much like an yorkshire terrier rn.”
Turns out that happens in real life… And when you realise what you just said you feel like digging a hole and putting your head there. And stay. Like…… Forever.
I watched Carmilla (webseries with a very hot lesbian vampire) and I was astonished by HOW FUCKING HOT AND BEAUTIFUL the actress who plays Carmilla (Natasha Negovanlis) is.
So I met my bae after not seeing her for like 5 months and I was really excited and talking really fast (mostly about Natasha) about how her bum was out of this world and her voice was like liquid porn and her hair would make Aphrodite jealous and I’m not even starting on her eyebrows. I even told her that now Natasha was the second most beautiful woman on the world (after Emma Watson, of course) in my opinion.
And then I just said “Oh, you actually remind me of her!”
Please, lord, save me. Let my bae not realise what I just did… Like… Ever.