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100% scientific grading of all (most) Dragon Age companions/advisors

ORIGINS

Alistair: Is a sweetheart who does his best and is a fantastic tank and has great hair, great sense of humor, I just want to hug him, rating: A+

Dog: Faithful, loyal, pees on things, (Happy bark!), rating: A+

Leliana: looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you, likes the way you do your hair, is a sweetheart, rating: A+

Morrigan: will put a spell on you (and now you’re hers), #1 witch, becomes a great mom even though her own upbringing wasn’t that great, rating: A+

Oghren: goes into the Deep Roads to try to find his wife, doesn’t give a flying nug, rating: A+

Shale: is a giant rock, great voice, great backstory, rating: A+

Sten: so Qunari he makes the Arishok look small-time, learns over time to respect the Warden, rating: A+

Wynne: #1 Grandma, great healer, is playing the long game so she can troll everyone in Asunder, rating: A+

Zevran: Best accent, beautiful hair and skin complexion, “for you I would march into the Black City itself, never doubt it!”, rating: A+

Loghain Mac Tir: honestly you don’t have a daughter like Anora unless you’re kicking ass and taking names yourself, rating: A+

AWAKENING

Anders: is fucking adorable, will save all cats, ~Anders’ spicy shimmy~, #1 healer but seriously make him an Arcane Warrior for a good time, rating: A+

Justice: Fade spirit just doing his best, wants to help everyone, looks good in plate, rating: A+

Nathaniel Howe: Loves Amaranthine, defends his family but also learns to see their faults, is definitely gonna bang my Cousland on top of his dad’s grave, rating: A+

Oghren: “You joined the Grey Wardens?  Really?”  “You said it would be hot!”  “WE WERE ROLEPLAYING!” rating: A+

Sigrun: oh my god she’s so cute but also smashes darkspawn in the face, DESERVES A BETTER ENDING for sure, rating: A+

Velanna: Goodnight shemlen b/c Velanna is coming for you, doesn’t give any shits, is prob. one of the biggest badasses in the series, rating: A+

DRAGON AGE 2

Anders: WAS RIGHT, fuck the templars, how can one feathermage be so pure, has loved Hawke for three years oh my god? voiced by Adam Howden who donated money to a GoFundMe for my sister’s sick cat (true story), rating: A+

Aveline: WILL TANK ALL OF THEDAS, do no harm but take no shit, will beat Hawke’s ass if necessary, “real nice night for an evening!” rating: A+

Bethany: who’s the best BETHANY’S THE BEST, Hawke’s #1 biggest most supportive fan, definitely best haircare routine and the most pure, rating: A+

Carver: does his best, actually secretly loves Hawke deep down inside, they probably built pillow forts together as kids and were def. best friends, rating: A+

Fenris: best spiky broody elf in any franchise, prob. the smartest individual in the entire Kirkwall Crew honestly, trying his hardest to move on, voiced by Gideon Emery and everything that guy touches turns to gold, rating: A+

Isabela: #1 pirate queen, has a heart of gold and loves Hawke, she just loves Hawke so much????? she’s going to let the Kirkwall Crew live happily ever after on her pirate ship I’m so proud of her, rating: A+

Merrill: dESERVED BETTER in every respect, just wants to help everyone??? Loves Mahariel and Tamlen so mucH?? Merrill/FHawke is such a pure ship omg, rating: A+

Sebastian Vael: definitely tries his best and wants so hard to live up to his name, will shot you with bow, makes that outfit look honestly stylin’, #1 accent in all of the Free Marches, rating: A+

Varric: Actual #1 Bro™, there is no bro who has ever bro’d harder, HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH HAWKE IS honestly, probably the best friendship in any game, like this if you cry every tim, rating: A+

INQUISITION

Blackwall: Can we discuss that beard tho, just doing his best, honestly the best banter, “What can a grey warden do?” “save the fucking world if pressed”, rating: A+

Cassandra: holy shit is htere a bigger badass in Thedas no there is not, did you guys watch the anime holy shit.  if she met Aveline it would be the unstoppable force meets the immovable object honestly, rating: A+

Cole: pure spirit child, “he’s only 12 years old and already more psychic than his dad” - dril, dies a lot when he’s in my party i’m sorry Cole, rating: A+

Dorian: actual most  styling man out there, had to leave Tevinter because he was so damn stylish he was putting the rest of the Imperium to shame, oh my god he’s just like, best friends with your Inquisitor and it’s so?? pure? rating: A+

Iron Bull: lmao it’s over for you if you get in trouble with this guy also the Chargers are basically? great? and he’s so good to Krem?? voiced by a guy who loves this job and loves video games, rating: A+

Sera: is gonna throw bees at your head and is looks good in plaidweave, deserves better, most unique accent in the series, has good taste in ladies, rating: A+

Solas: it was Egg who caused the trouble but honestly he’s doing his best, gets approval anytime you’re nice to like anyone, GREAT artist, i heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord but you don’t really care for music do you? it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall the major lift the baffled king composing hallelujah???  rating: A+

Varric: guess who’s back, back again, Varric’s back, and tbh he’s just so good and he helps everyone and is helping the inquisitor b/c he cares so much, rating: A+

Vivienne: WOW has anyone ever looked so goddamn gorgeous, probably not, way too stylish for you plebeians, i only wish i could raise myself to her level, but i also don’t want her to ever lower her standards which she would have to do to even talk to me, rating: A+

Cullen: has been through a lot of shit and come out surprisingly chill, admits his mistakes, loves dogs like all good Fereldans, definitely got that lip scar from Hawke though, rating: A+

Josephine: honestly the best fashion sense in Skyhold, those ruffles though, is very pure?? I just want to cuddle her on the couch forever, make her some rice krispy treats and then take her on a vacation because she deserves it, rating: A+

Leliana: Murderpope best pope, rating: A+

Good things about the Scooby Doo movie

  • Daphne being a bamf who saves the day by beating up the macho guy who spent the movie calling her a damsel
  • Fred’s autobiography “Fred on Fred; The Many Faces of Me”
  • Popular late 90′s alt rock band Sugar Ray having a guest appearance where they try to kill Shaggy and Scooby
  • “Rour rom reats Rat Roo!” “NO SCOOB, YOUR MOM EATS CAT POO!”
  • The guy who tries to sacrifice a dead chicken
  • The monster training tape teaching monsters to act like stereotypical college students
  • “Oh i can be spooky, rawr rawr, with the claws and everything, rawr rawr rawr”
  • “What up dog…and dog?” “Reepin Real!”
  • Fred flicks Scooby on the nose so Scooby punches him in the fucking face
  • Scrappy doo peeing on Daphne then getting his ass thrown out of the gang
  • “He wasn’t even a puppy! He had a gland problem!’
  • “Rit rastes rike rastic!” “So what if it tastes like plastic Scoob you drink out of the toilet!” :RO RO ROU!”
  • Fred trying to get the monsters to do the electric slide
  • Velma getting drunk and dancing on a piano
  • “This is almost as embarrassing as the time you decided to clean your beans at Don Knott’s Christmas party!’ Scooby doo laughs and winks at the camera

Bad things about the Scooby Doo movie

  • ??????
  • None
  • This movies a national treasure 
In a letter to someone recovering from major surgery:
“Look for a different kind of toughness in yourself now. Like dogs that always pee on the same places, we keep going back to the same strengths (and weaknesses) in our selves whenever we’re faced with and trying to overcome new problems. But you are not the same person you were pre-illness, pre-operation. You’re someone else now with different strengths and weaknesses that resulted from that horrible experience. Whether you recognize it or not, this changed you needs a new, realigned perspective to continue. If for some reason a person can’t walk down stairs anymore, rather than waste their energy being fearful of this new limitation, better to spend that energy looking for an elevator. The same fundamental you still exists and always will, but parts have changed or shifted in profound ways that you must now discover and work from. Those old tried and true methods that got you through life in the past are no longer applicable. You should try to discard them, or at least give them less emphasis. Once you recognize and accept that, I think you’ll be on your way to new strength.
—  Jonathan Carroll

People underestimate dogs so much like that little fella is gonna be your best friend man he’s gonna circle up on your bed when you’re sleepin and lick ur face when you’ve had a really shit day. He’ll try and eat tissues and occasionally pee on the floor and you’re gonna be like gr dog bad boy but then he’ll greet you at the door after a long day at work and u’ll be like his queen and his lord n saviour and then u won’t be so mad he ate your sandwich….you’ll just think wow, I have a best friend I didn’t even know about

The Master of the Master Posts

Exo Reactions

Exo Reaction: Being scolded by their parent in front of you.

Exo Reaction: They see a video of you tripping and trying to act like nothing had happened.

Exo Reaction: They find out that their girlfriend is pregnant.

Exo Reaction: A dog pees their leg in public.

Exo Reaction: Their girlfriend is a new member of RANIA and is dancing to Dr. Feel Good.

Exo Reaction: You sprain your ankle and try to walk it off but limp instead.

Exo Reaction: You tell them that you want to learn to drive.

Exo Scenarios

Exo Scenario: Surprising you on your birthday.

Got7 Reactions

Got7 Reaction: Falling in love with their best friend.

Got7 Reaction: Their girlfriend is staning (A stan is a STalker+fAN) an Exo member.

Got7 Reaction: When you wake them up with breakfast in bed.

Got7 Reaction: Love at first sight.

Got7 Reaction: A dog pees their leg in public.

Got7 Reaction: Their girlfriend dances to Hyuna Roll Deep at MAMA.

Got7 Reaction: They teach you how to drive.

Got7 Reaction: Before and after having sex for the first time.

Got7 Reaction: They find out that you are getting bullied in school (High school or College)

Got7 Reaction: They find out that your feet hurt because your shoes are worn down.

Got7 Reaction: They try to help you with your sugar addiction.

Got7 Reaction: They find out you like to listen to their heartbeat when you cuddle.

Got7 Reaction: They’re significant other is a huge fan of Pokemon.

Got7 Scenarios

Got7 Scenario: First date.

Got7 Stories

A New Life (Mafia Au) (Choose Your Own Adventure)

Bts Reactions

Bts Reactions: They give you driving lessons.

How To Say Goodbye (To Your Dog)
  1. “I’m leaving it to you to keep our squirrel population in check. I know you’ve never caught one, but you’ve put up several valiant efforts and they know that. You are the ruler of the backyard and I want it to stay that way.”
  2. “Be nice to the other dogs at the dog park. Let them get the ball during fetch at least once. I know you’re really fast, and I love you for that, but please let the other dogs have a chance once in a while.”
  3. “Please stop peeing in the flower beds. I know they’re super pretty and the dirt is soft, but dad spends so many blazing hours in the sun trying to cultivate them and you’re basically peeing on his dreams. So please stop.”
  4. “Make sure mom gives you at least two of those weird rawhide treats that you like every single day. I know you love them more than you love me, and I’m okay with that.”
  5. “I’m leaving you my bed. I know you pretty much already think that you own it, but I’m just making it official. I’m giving you the entire thing to nap on at any time of the day when I’m gone. Make me proud.”
  6. "I love you so much. I hope you know that. You mean so much more to me than I could ever hope to explain. Thank you for standing by my side through everything and for always listening to me rant about everything in my life. I love you and I’m going to miss you so much, Roscoe. Please don’t forget about me.”
Masterpost of Everything!

Supernatural Imagines

Imagine being a baker and the Winchesters walking into your bakery to ask you a few questions about a recent killing.

Imagine Dean’s reaction when you tell him that you want to become a hunter like him.

Imagine Dean’s reaction when you walk out of the shower and your towel falls.

Imagine Dean interrogation the guy that you told him you liked.

Exo Reactions

Exo Reaction: Being scolded by their parent in front of you.

Exo Reaction: They see a video of you tripping and trying to act like nothing had happened.

Exo Reaction: They find out that their girlfriend is pregnant.

Exo Reaction: A dog pees their leg in public.

Exo Reaction: Their girlfriend is a new member of RANIA and is dancing to Dr. Feel Good.

Exo Reaction: You sprain your ankle and try to walk it off but limp instead.

Exo Reaction: You tell them that you want to learn to drive.

Exo Scenarios

Exo Scenario: Surprising you on your birthday.

Got7 Reactions

Got7 Reaction: Falling in love with their best friend.

Got7 Reaction: Their girlfriend is staning (A stan is a STalker+fAN) an Exo member.

Got7 Reaction: When you wake them up with breakfast in bed.

Got7 Reaction: Love at first sight.

Got7 Reaction: A dog pees their leg in public.

Got7 Reaction: Their girlfriend dances to Hyuna Roll Deep at MAMA.

Got7 Reaction: They teach you how to drive.

Got7 Scenarios

Got7 Scenario: First date.

Bts Reactions

Bts Reactions: They give you driving lessons.