are you trying to kill me mister

Doctor Strange 2016 Starter Sentences!!!!

I’ve put it under a read more due to length and spoilers, everything above the read more was in a trailer / doesn’t give away plot and is therefore not a spoiler.

“You’re a man looking through a key hole trying to widen the key hole.”

“It’s not a cult.”

“That’s what a cultist would say.”

“Mister Doctor?”

“What is this, my mantra?”

“Teach me.”

“Have you seen that before in a gift shop?”

“I reinvented a way for the spirit to heal the body.”

“What’s in that tea?!”

“its just tea. With a little honey.”

“I call it the Strange Technique.”

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Drunken Actions

I didn’t make him 40 years old, because I was a little uncomfortable writing that but I hope I did ok :)))

Words: 1,647

Pairing: Joker x Reader

Warning: Smut at the end

“You called?” I enter the booth Mister J is sitting in, trying to sound un-amused.

“Ah, yes.” Mister J replies, sounding almost relieved. I sit across him, silent, waiting for him to continue. He continues to stare back at me as if he’s trying to mock me.

“So?” I pause, “Who do you want me to kill?” I assume, being his best hit man.

Mister J tries acting offended, “What if I just wanted to chit-chat with you, doll face?”

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Secret Smile Gifset- This role kills me because he is such a damn asswipe in this, but then he has scenes like this moment and I am all like, “Well he isn’t that bad. But then I am like wait, don’t try to charm me, sir, with your cuteness and such. Nope. I see what you are doing, it won’t work, stop it, stop it right now, dammit! Okay you win for now, but I got my eyes on you, mister.” To be honest, I came to realize that I happen to really like his roles where his moral compass is broken for say because he is such a nice person in real life that seeing him play roles where he is not so nice and where he has to unleash his dark alter ego is quite vexing and fun to watch. And if that makes me a horrible person for saying so, then so be it. I just have enough love and respect for David Tennant to like him in any role good or bad, I just don’t  personally condone the actions of his bad characters like Brendan Block here, no matter how adorable he looks.

//I need to explain why my activity is so spotty like…I run a lot of blogs right? And I greatly consider Elias my main, trust me. I’m just trying to get everything straightened out because like, a ton of my muses are currently wanting to be active but of course it’s a little hard. So, if anyone ever needs me or wants to check out some of my other stuff you can go check out
@dxrling-dearest , @whistleblower-waylon , @mister-miles-upshur , @perfectus-miles , @baby-bccmerang , @the-beauty-in-killing , @dcnt-tcuch-my-lense , @sadistic-mxrderer , and of course, Elias here. So thugs are crazy, especially since I don’t really have threads for hardly any of them, and sometimes the musings are just so strong it’s hard for me to play another character? Idk I promise I’m trying to work it out ^^‘